COULDN'T BOX EGGS

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Ding ding, physique the shape of an onion ring

Gloves on, round one. Bish bash, goes down like a plate of potato mash

Gumshield out, sprawled flat out, arms flailing about, out for the count

8, 9, 10, then, he gets up adjusts his crotch cup, leg dance like a new born hen

Fists raised, eyes blazed, misty haze, to his amaze, throws a hefty left, hits his opponents mouth cleft, gassed out, nothing left

Opponent sees an opportunity, throws a counter right, buckles the knee, good night

Corner throw the white towel, the crowd spit, cackle and howl

End of bout, smothered in claret from the clout

30seconds of the first, pound for pound the worst

Couldn’t box eggs, neither the heart nor the legs

“Juggernaut John”, always loses in round one

[hmskl’dParticipant 6421]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Juggernaut John”, always loses

I will never be Juggernaught John .. nor will I be her “Dear John” or a Mangina named John ..
I don’t know John (whomever he may be)

but since I’m here and have a few minutes to Rant .. bear with me and let me tell you a story, a true one

Not knowing John .. in my own world, the awalt is the Hen that lays that box of eggs and she can “go her own way” .. never, our paths will meet.

What would happen if I did stand up and fight .. she would win, the patriarchy would see to that .. I would play the fool

.. so here I am, going my own way? will I ever regret this decision not to “Box the box of eggs” jump into the insane worldof relationships .. and be John?

.. I doubt that I will ever regret this path, there will be plenty of time to contemplate my decision not to follow the traditional route .. and put on the millstone, the ball and chain .. and spend the second half of my life “gnashing my teeth”
as I play the role of the “Joker” .. the “Court Jester” .. the “John”

and for what .. sex? .. intimacy? .. having a friend, an awalt friend? .. give me a break, I need a break as I roll on the floor laughing at the mere thought of “fighting the Box of Eggs”

Call me a MGTOW, a Herbivore .. a guy who is Ghosting in Monk Mode .. I will wear these titles a a Badge of Honor

.. I get up tomorrow and look forward to my day, I have tasks to accomplish .. I have zero time to fight, I have no desire to box .. I a not pacifist .. I am realist .. the time I would spend Boxing her Eggs would be wasted life, wasted energy, wasted money, wasted effort .. waste of my time .. my precious time

Yes, I might ponder my decision to quietly turn and walk away from it all .. sitting with a cold drink in my hand, watching the glorious sunset .. with a few coins still in my pocket that she never took .. so, will I regret turning and walking away .. refusing to fight .. I already know the answer, so do y’all.

.. one last thing, remember I said Sex? .. Intimacy? awalt friendship?
.. is that a reason to go through the motion of becoming her fool, her lap dog .. their (the patriarchy’s) object of abuse and exploitation. Is the mere act of occasional sexual availability with an awalt worth even considering accepting the challenge and fighting the Eggs

the answer is a resounding NO .. if the is what a= is holding back a guy from GHOW, the mere need for Sex .. then

go to the reviews, go to the other forums that discuss these issues, go to the catalogues and read the incoming ratings for the newest generation of sexual Dolls, devices and offerings .. it’s a multi-billion dollar business .. with a “B” Billion $$$

the fact is that the current Sex product manufacturing industry has produced products that are “better” than the awalt
sure .. they may still lack a couple of postures .. but those that they have perfected .. are “better” and the reviews are stating this .. these reviews are not coming in from the Virgin population, these are previously married guys who are stating publicly that the sex “toys” .. the Sex “Dolls” and the myriad of other offerings are often times better than the flesh and blood counterparts .. the organics, the awalts the .. Yoga Pants Wearing Crop of Offerings which I reject .. and will continue to reject for the tech alternatives

.. as the next few years unfold (as I have posted numerous times) the new wave of Bots, Holograms, Dolls, and Devices .. will so vastly outperform anything human .. the “need” to even consider the awalt abuse, the relationship nightmare .. be it dating, friends with benefits, marriage .. whatever .. just for the sake of “Sex” will become a non issue ..

it’s a dust covered relic

as the prices drop for the new tech .. more and more will realize the change

the AWALT will essentially become redundant .. in our lifetime, yours .. mine

This is why I will not fight .. No Need
I will never put myself in the place of John the Juggernaught (whomever that may be)

.. it’s a non-starter .. times have changed .. there is no fight ..
technology will prevail .. get on board .. redundancy abounds .. there is a new way, a better way
and those who don’t realize this have no idea what they will be missing.

the ultimate future is not Bot, certainly not awalt, not Dolls, no toys

gonna be entirely … Holograms .. holograms plus appliances throughout
the house .. your new housemate will whisp from room to room
through the walls .. up and onto your couch .. and will also play chess

as I’ve stated before .. my Holo-image will be a 70’s Hippy Chick ..
likely named “Leaf” or possibly “Lotus” ..
158 cm tall, 5’1.8″

gaming IQ 200, gourmet cook
and wearing bell bottom tie-dyed jeans

“Leaf” will be able to travel room to room and also throughout yard and
will also have a portable memory device to jump inside for travel.

She will also have a complete Hippie vocabulary .. with Hip jargon, & quotes,
all 60’s sayings and a complete memory musical log of Woodstock
.. so she can sing
any lyrics that were performed at the original Aug 15-18, 1969 Music Festival
.. her memory will also be a complete archive of 1960’s Hyatt Ashbury
including the ability to re-tell the entire multi-day event in story mode

and now for some soothing 60’s psychedelic rock from JJoplin

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

hmskl’d wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Juggernaut John”, always loses

I will never be Juggernaught John .. nor will I be her “Dear John” or a Mangina named John ..I don’t know John (whomever he may be)
but since I’m here and have a few minutes to Rant .. bear with me and let me tell you a story, a true one
Not knowing John .. in my own world, the awalt is the Hen that lays that box of eggs and she can “go her own way” .. never, our paths will meet.
What would happen if I did stand up and fight .. she would win, the patriarchy would see to that .. I would play the fool
.. so here I am, going my own way? will I ever regret this decision not to “Box the box of eggs” jump into the insane worldof relationships .. and be John?
.. I doubt that I will ever regret this path, there will be plenty of time to contemplate my decision not to follow the traditional route .. and put on the millstone, the ball and chain .. and spend the second half of my life “gnashing my teeth”as I play the role of the “Joker” .. the “Court Jester” .. the “John”
and for what .. sex? .. intimacy? .. having a friend, an awalt friend? .. give me a break, I need a break as I roll on the floor laughing at the mere thought of “fighting the Box of Eggs”
Call me a MGTOW, a Herbivore .. a guy who is Ghosting in Monk Mode .. I will wear these titles a a Badge of Honor
.. I get up tomorrow and look forward to my day, I have tasks to accomplish .. I have zero time to fight, I have no desire to box .. I a not pacifist .. I am realist .. the time I would spend Boxing her Eggs would be wasted life, wasted energy, wasted money, wasted effort .. waste of my time .. my precious time
Yes, I might ponder my decision to quietly turn and walk away from it all .. sitting with a cold drink in my hand, watching the glorious sunset .. with a few coins still in my pocket that she never took .. so, will I regret turning and walking away .. refusing to fight .. I already know the answer, so do y’all.
.. one last thing, remember I said Sex? .. Intimacy? awalt friendship?.. is that a reason to go through the motion of becoming her fool, her lap dog .. their (the patriarchy’s) object of abuse and exploitation. Is the mere act of occasional sexual availability with an awalt worth even considering accepting the challenge and fighting the Eggs
the answer is a resounding NO .. if the is what a= is holding back a guy from GHOW, the mere need for Sex .. then
go to the reviews, go to the other forums that discuss these issues, go to the catalogues and read the incoming ratings for the newest generation of sexual Dolls, devices and offerings .. it’s a multi-billion dollar business .. with a “B” Billion $$$
the fact is that the current Sex product manufacturing industry has produced products that are “better” than the awaltsure .. they may still lack a couple of postures .. but those that they have perfected .. are “better” and the reviews are stating this .. these reviews are not coming in from the Virgin population, these are previously married guys who are stating publicly that the sex “toys” .. the Sex “Dolls” and the myriad of other offerings are often times better than the flesh and blood counterparts .. the organics, the awalts the .. Yoga Pants Wearing Crop of Offerings which I reject .. and will continue to reject for the tech alternatives
.. as the next few years unfold (as I have posted numerous times) the new wave of Bots, Holograms, Dolls, and Devices .. will so vastly outperform anything human .. the “need” to even consider the awalt abuse, the relationship nightmare .. be it dating, friends with benefits, marriage .. whatever .. just for the sake of “Sex” will become a non issue ..
it’s a dust covered relic
as the prices drop for the new tech .. more and more will realize the change
the AWALT will essentially become redundant .. in our lifetime, yours .. mine
This is why I will not fight .. No NeedI will never put myself in the place of John the Juggernaught (whomever that may be)
.. it’s a non-starter .. times have changed .. there is no fight ..technology will prevail .. get on board .. redundancy abounds .. there is a new way, a better wayand those who don’t realize this have no idea what they will be missing.
the ultimate future is not Bot, certainly not awalt, not Dolls, no toys
gonna be entirely … Holograms .. holograms plus appliances throughoutthe house .. your new housemate will whisp from room to roomthrough the walls .. up and onto your couch .. and will also play chess
as I’ve stated before .. my Holo-image will be a 70’s Hippy Chick ..likely named “Leaf” or possibly “Lotus” ..158 cm tall, 5’1.8″
gaming IQ 200, gourmet cookand wearing bell bottom tie-dyed jeans
“Leaf” will be able to travel room to room and also throughout yard andwill also have a portable memory device to jump inside for travel.
She will also have a complete Hippie vocabulary .. with Hip jargon, & quotes,all 60’s sayings and a complete memory musical log of Woodstock.. so she can singany lyrics that were performed at the original Aug 15-18, 1969 Music Festival.. her memory will also be a complete archive of 1960’s Hyatt Ashburyincluding the ability to re-tell the entire multi-day event in story mode
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A most noble rant that could even challenge I, the king of the rants.
“Call me a herbivore” I like that title. May use that(with your kind permission) in the next glorious creation.

[HermitParticipant]

Do you really want to know where I live, or is it just a game you’re playing?

Lesnoy, Russia

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Hermit wrote:

Do you really want to know where I live, or is it just a game you’re playing?
Lesnoy, Russia

Where is my like you Hexapod.
You only live on the screen, got no testicles to tell me. Even Mr Branch and Mr Jolly have the minerals to divulge their county…..and they live on the same island.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Do you really want to know where I live, or is it just a game you’re playing?Lesnoy, Russia

Where is my like you Hexapod. You only live on the screen, got no testicles to tell me. Even Mr Branch and Mr Jolly have the minerals to divulge their county…..and they live on the same island.

Those fellows are free to do whatever they like and your shaming game has zero effect on me. Plus, you’re far too interested in my testicles, Gaylord.

Bird City, Kansas

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

“Gaylord”, stop using English words. Stick to your urban “ass”, goddamn” and so forth. I am not interested in your testicles, they resemble a couple of Maltesers…..same coloUr probably.

So I was right first time, you do reside in Kansas.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Mr white is cooking again.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Gaylord”, stop using English words. Stick to your urban “ass”, goddamn” and so forth. I am not interested in your testicles, they resemble a couple of Maltesers…..same coloUr probably.
So I was right first time, you do reside in Kansas.

Alright, I’ll give you the best hint I’ve given you thus far. I live in one of the conterminous states.

So where are we in the story? Is he cooking with Jesse, or that other guy? You need to marathon that s~~~ if you can. I’ve watched the series twice that way.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Gaylord”, stop using English words. Stick to your urban “ass”, goddamn” and so forth. I am not interested in your testicles, they resemble a couple of Maltesers…..same coloUr probably.So I was right first time, you do reside in Kansas.

Alright, I’ll give you the best hint I’ve given you thus far. I live in one of the conterminous states.
So where are we in the story? Is he cooking with Jesse, or that other guy? You need to marathon that s~~~ if you can. I’ve watched the series twice that way.

Thanks, that narrows it down to 48!
Other guy. Season 3, episode 5.
What are doing at work. Computer or pushing paper?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Gaylord”, stop using English words. Stick to your urban “ass”, goddamn” and so forth. I am not interested in your testicles, they resemble a couple of Maltesers…..same coloUr probably.So I was right first time, you do reside in Kansas.

Alright, I’ll give you the best hint I’ve given you thus far. I live in one of the conterminous states.So where are we in the story? Is he cooking with Jesse, or that other guy? You need to marathon that s~~~ if you can. I’ve watched the series twice that way.

Thanks, that narrows it down to 48! Other guy. Season 3, episode 5. What are doing at work. Computer or pushing paper?

Yes, the lower 48, so not in Alaska or Hawaii. Does that help?

Mostly paperless.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight!
Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

“Gaylord”, stop using English words. Stick to your urban “ass”, goddamn” and so forth. I am not interested in your testicles, they resemble a couple of Maltesers…..same coloUr probably.So I was right first time, you do reside in Kansas.

Alright, I’ll give you the best hint I’ve given you thus far. I live in one of the conterminous states.So where are we in the story? Is he cooking with Jesse, or that other guy? You need to marathon that s~~~ if you can. I’ve watched the series twice that way.

Thanks, that narrows it down to 48! Other guy. Season 3, episode 5. What are doing at work. Computer or pushing paper?

Yes, the lower 48, so not in Alaska or Hawaii. Does that help?
Mostly paperless.

Greatly, Thank you.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight! Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

Why are you speaking of physical violence? That’s not going to entice me to divulge my place of residence. Besides, I’ve already mentioned numerous times that I’m too old to fight without the use of weapons. You wouldn’t like picking a fight with this old man. I’ll shoot, stab, or bash your skull with the nearby steel pipe if necessary. I have weapons strategically placed everywhere.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight! Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

Why are you speaking of physical violence? That’s not going to entice me to divulge my place of residence.

Some Jellyfish gave you a like!
I am joking. Don’t you know my sense of humoUr by now?

[Branched offParticipant 11056]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight! Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

Why are you speaking of physical violence? That’s not going to entice me to divulge my place of residence.

That would seem a very reasonable point of view Hermit. Mr Combover does seem to talk about violence a lot more than us gun owners.

Colin are you or have you ever been a pugilist?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 11056]

OK Colin I don’t want you feeling left out. I have now given you a like too.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight! Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

Why are you speaking of physical violence? That’s not going to entice me to divulge my place of residence.

Some Jellyfish gave you a like!I am joking. Don’t you know my sense of humoUr by now?

No, you’re a freakin’ weirdo. I don’t know anything about you which is why I don’t ever want you any closer than you are right now. As a matter of fact, please move to the east as far as you are able.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Branched off wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I tell you what buddy, I would love a couple of rounds with you, but I fear with your spherical shape……..bish bosh, goodnight! Yeah, devastate you in your pitiful skeleton. Not a problem matey.

Why are you speaking of physical violence? That’s not going to entice me to divulge my place of residence.

That would seem a very reasonable point of view Hermit. Mr Combover does seem to talk about violence a lot more than us gun owners.
Colin are you or have you ever been a pugilist?

Ah, it was you then giving out an olive to Herm.
No, but I do partake in other sports.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5102]

Branched off wrote:

OK Colin I don’t want you feeling left out. I have now given you a like too.

As long as you were one of the two who gave a like for the poem, then all is rosy.
How’s your day been?

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