Cotton Picker

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

This poem was inspired by the daily interactions of those wonderful “brown” folk who just can’t overcome their historical injustices.

Rubber lips, pants halfway down, no belt slips. Don’t stare and disrespect, head flips, gets out the glock and clips

N~~~~ this N~~~~ that, backwards baseball cap, tinted out car blasts out gangster rap. Lyrics boast of police harassment and giving they’re bitch a slap

Drug dealing monkey selling a key.

Comes from the hood, skin pallor the colour of mud, calls everyone “blood”, would get a proper job if he could

Can’t cause he’s black. Don’t stare and disrespect or else he’ll stab you in the back

White mum black dad, listens to Dre, thinks he’s bad

Dad’s not around, hangs round town with his “bro’s”, smoking that blow and pimping those ho’s

Patrol car passing, time to be on the toes. Two minute sprint, breathless and gassing. Done nothing wrong, pigs always harassing

Back at the station, phone a relation, Tyrone gets a mention

Barks and screams, coppers heard it all before, dreams of his pension

Time in the cell for a long spell, rice and peas, not guilty pleas, terrible smell

Meets “Abdul”, his pal. Who converts him to the religion of sham, no more ham

Promises this time to denounce crime

Prays night and day, still a cotton picker, come bring my dinner on a tray

[Gravel PitParticipant]

amusing little number, nice addition to your collection Colin

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Meets “Abdul”, his pal. Who converts him to the religion of sham, no more ham

nice little jingle to it.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

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FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY, I prefer TOOL

ZEF SIDE, ninja number one son, gotta understand.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

amusing little number, nice addition to your collection Colin

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Meets “Abdul”, his pal. Who converts him to the religion of sham, no more ham

nice little jingIle to it.

Too true funny caption!
I live in a very cosmopolitan city. A cess-pool frequented by all manner of obscure creatures.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit lives in ****** by the way. LOL. I probably ruined his whole life now… *(edited to so that no one steals his Amazon mail)

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit lives in Kansas by the way. LOL. I probably ruined his whole life now…

Knew I was right on the first guess. Hillbilly with a top hat.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Oh no bro, you have to edit that. We dont want anyone stealing Hermits Alice Cooper box-set DVDs he order off Amazon. They take it right off his hill-billy porch. The porch-monkeys highly prevalent in the area

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Oh no bro, you have to edit that. We dont want anyone stealing Hermits Alice Cooper box-set DVDs he order off Amazon. They take it right off his hill-billy porch. The porch-monkeys highly prevalent in the area

They won’t be able to reach for the mass of tumbleweed piled up.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

we got them all over here in the land of the Yankees:

zipper-heads, brownies, gooks, spics, nippers, n~~~~~s, WASPs, pepper-bellies, beaners, chocolate-face, kikes, coons, dirkas, rag-heads, nappy-heads, towel-heads, dot-heads, sand-n~~~~~s, crackers, jungle-bunnies, peckerwoods, polacks, skinnies, spades, spooks, twinks, wet-backs, goyum, gringos, ginzos, honkeys, injuns, japs, Krauts, mickies, and oven-dodgers!

LOL. We don’t discriminate, we hate all the f~~~ers evenly.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

oven-dodgers. I’d never heard that one before. LOVE IT. Immediately a favorite for how exceedingly cruel it is.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Listen to the lyrics. The Paperchase is the band.

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You will drop on all fours
get down, show me what you’re good for
sass mouth, pink belly I perceive
and for this your naughty deed,
Im throwing you over my bony knee

-paperchase

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

You will drop on all foursget down, show me what you’re good forsass mouth, pink belly I perceiveand for this your naughty deed,Im throwing you over my bony knee
-paperchase

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Sounds like they are plagiarising my work!
I call Asians, “Tea-pickers” and blacks, “Sammy shoe shine”(only the racist ones, I am sure there are a couple of decent brown specimens in the world)

[Gravel PitParticipant]

there’s a black man shinning shoes less than a mile from me. Big loud attitude, purple bow tie, racist as hell… just part of living in Dallas I guess…

Im not racist at all. I grew up tolerant of all people. I was raised Christian. I even slept over at multiple black friend’s houses when I was a kid.

I s~~~ you not, in my view, there was no racism in the year 2000. Not if you asked me or my peer group. Everything was fine ‘tween the “races” then Obama showed up and you know the rest…

Now I dont even bother trying to be nice to anyone, no matter what color they are. I learned when I became an adult, no one else was raised with the manners I was… no use in putting mine on display…

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

This poem was inspired by the daily interactions of those wonderful “brown” folk who just can’t overcome their historical injustices.
Rubber lips, pants halfway down, no belt slips. Don’t stare and disrespect, head flips, gets out the glock and clips
N~~~~ this N~~~~ that, backwards baseball cap, tinted out car blasts out gangster rap. Lyrics boast of police harassment and giving they’re bitch a slap
Drug dealing monkey selling a key.
Comes from the hood, skin pallor the colour of mud, calls everyone “blood”, would get a proper job if he could
Can’t cause he’s black. Don’t stare and disrespect or else he’ll stab you in the back
White mum black dad, listens to Dre, thinks he’s bad
Dad’s not around, hangs round town with his “bro’s”, smoking that blow and pimping those ho’s
Patrol car passing, time to be on the toes. Two minute sprint, breathless and gassing. Done nothing wrong, pigs always harassing
Back at the station, phone a relation, Tyrone gets a mention
Barks and screams, coppers heard it all before, dreams of his pension
Time in the cell for a long spell, rice and peas, not guilty pleas, terrible smell
Meets “Abdul”, his pal. Who converts him to the religion of sham, no more ham
Promises this time to denounce crime
Prays night and day, still a cotton picker, come bring my dinner on a tray

Does this mean you’re a racist, or just against all low life scum regardless of race?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Movies like, In the Electric Mist, need a better following in our time.

Less CNN bulls71t about Ferguson, and more stuff like Sunset Limited

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

HermitParticipantColin Combover in a Coma wrote:

The unintelligent will pigeonhole me as “racist”, but it is not racist to want to be with your kin. Lions don’t socialise with Leopards. You don’t see Trap-door spiders mixing with black widows do you. Same species, different clan….

Multi-culturalism hasn’t worked. They have no intention of integrating. They want the land for they’re own. They are the most self-loathing race(s) out there. If they had any pride, they would stay in their own territory.

Saying that, I have frequented with coloured specimens. The inevitable comes about race. They are obsessed, every one of them.

I am against low-life scum of ALL denominations. It just seems that Asians/blacks have a racial commitment to crime.

Your not a spear thrower are you? LMAO

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Its a bit provocative Colin. I don’t have a problem with free speech but things are so loaded these days that while it may be OK it is still risky. The liberals have divided the races by making some feel others have treated them wrong. Words are dangerous. I would not like to alienate any black MGTOW.

Liberals teach that men are bad and liberals teach that white men are the worst of all. This is very unfortunate. Men need to stick together to win this one, not be divided by their enemy.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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