Conehead The Barber

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5215]

Freddie Kruger, Patrick Stewart and Right Said Fred
Walking around with a mekon-head

Vin Diesel, Gail Porter and Billy Zane
Seeing their head reflected in the window pane

Bruce Willis, Al Pacino, and John Travolta
All wear a wig so they don’t revolt her

I look like the above and it makes me blue
So I went to the barbers to see what they could do

Excuse me mate, can I have a quiff haircut?
Sorry sir, I don’t mean to sniff and hate, but
You have a head like a babies bare butt mate

Excuse me, can I have short back and sides then mate?
Sorry sir, but you have a bald pate
May I suggest a toupee to be on your way and,
Have a nice day mate

OH GLORIOUS HAIRPIECE
ADORNED LIKE A GOLDEN FLEECE
WILL IT MAKE THE RIDICULE SEEZE
IF NOT

Can I have short back and sides then mate
Short back and sides mate
Short back and sides then mate
Back and sides mate
Back and sides mate
Cheers mate!!

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