Colin Combover And The Golden Crackpipe

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Her eyes first set on me from behind the hedge
She was the kind to see I was a specimen on the edge

Approached without reproach
That gum smile
I didn’t need to coax

I was just her type
I thought she was beautiful
A dutiful angel
With a golden crackpipe

She wanted me as a P.I.M.P.
Whilst all I wanted
Was a gum job you see

I’d seen less black on a piano key

I really liked her
As she asked
“Are you a biker?”

Although I did think it a little weird
When she wanted to plait my beard

When she said
“Do I look like a crackhead?”
I didn’t know what to say

I merely looked at her toothless mouth
And thought

No wonder you stay in the house during the day

The look however
Really did suit her
As I pondered our future

Her with her private bits exposed
Me waiting in the hedge
With my mitts and toes frozed

A sad sucker in an anorak
F~~~ing yet another crack bareback

[HermitParticipant]

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Ha ha You perv.
I can get sex for £10. Had one last week. She made my knees go weak. Wanted me to bareback her.
I do like “D” though. Got to retrain, or else it’ll be like the other one 6years ago.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Take care Colin, this is looking awfully like she could draw you in if she wanted to.

I don’t want to hear that you are going behind the wheelie bins and coming out again with your pants on the outside. Banging skanky hoes is not a healthy habit as puffin points out. Turning into the caped crusader Captain Save a Ho on the other hand is just not on for a MGHOW.

You can feed geese in winter and kidnap neighbours’ cats. You cannot, however, save a ho.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

Take care Colin, this is looking awfully like she could draw you in if she wanted to.
I don’t want to hear that you are going behind the wheelie bins and coming out again with your pants on the outside. Banging skanky hoes is not a healthy habit as puffin points out. Turning into the caped crusader Captain Save a Ho on the other hand is just not on for a MGHOW.
You can feed geese in winter and kidnap neighbours’ cats. You cannot, however, save a ho.[/quote

Could she save me?
Two lovers entwined, is it a sign?
Thought about booking a travel lodge to straddle her properly. £60 would get her half a dozen bags of rock.
Yes, this could easily be the same scenario as 6years ago.
I am a ticking time bomb. If it wasn’t for my sport, I would delve into the darkest synapses of her lobe.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Ha ha You perv.I can get sex for £10. Had one last week. She made my knees go weak. Wanted me to bareback her.I do like “D” though. Got to retrain, or else it’ll be like the other one 6years ago.

They are only cum receptacles. Remember that.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Ha ha You perv.I can get sex for £10. Had one last week. She made my knees go weak. Wanted me to bareback her.I do like “D” though. Got to retrain, or else it’ll be like the other one 6years ago.

They are only cum receptacles. Remember that.

I must try.
There is something wrong with me.
I walk around for hours talking to them all. I can’t stop.
Pater is a gambling addict. Maybe I get off him, except mine is hookers.
I think when one genuinely likes my appearance, I become a emotional mess.
Didn’t go out tonight.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Ha ha You perv.I can get sex for £10. Had one last week. She made my knees go weak. Wanted me to bareback her.I do like “D” though. Got to retrain, or else it’ll be like the other one 6years ago.

They are only cum receptacles. Remember that.

I must try.There is something wrong with me.I walk around for hours talking to them all. I can’t stop.Pater is a gambling addict. Maybe I get off him, except mine is hookers.I think when one genuinely likes my appearance, I become a emotional mess.Didn’t go out tonight.

Maybe you should still go out tonight while it is still Friday the 13th with a big full harvest moon! Can you imagine the fun to be had in Hookerville tonight? Should be going on 11:00 P.M. there. The fun’s just starting.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Ha ha You perv.I can get sex for £10. Had one last week. She made my knees go weak. Wanted me to bareback her.I do like “D” though. Got to retrain, or else it’ll be like the other one 6years ago.

They are only cum receptacles. Remember that.

I must try.There is something wrong with me.I walk around for hours talking to them all. I can’t stop.Pater is a gambling addict. Maybe I get off him, except mine is hookers.I think when one genuinely likes my appearance, I become a emotional mess.Didn’t go out tonight.

Maybe you should still go out tonight while it is still Friday the 13th with a big full harvest moon! Can you imagine the fun to be had in Hookerville tonight? Should be going on 11:00 P.M. there. The fun’s just starting.

Oh yes, there will be approx. 15-20 out. Only live 5mins walk from the glow of the neon lights.
Don’t tempt me! Shower, watch TV for a bot, then bed tonight. Got work on the morrow.
Have a good weekend you drive me round the bend!

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Dude.. TRAILER PARK! Are you Kidding! DAMN! ITS AMAZING!!!!! GOd DAMN! And she Moaned like a ANIMAL!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

hmskl’d wrote:

hmskl’d wrote:

Too many teeth, much to my grief.

[HermitParticipant]

iMickey503 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Dude.. TRAILER PARK! Are you Kidding! DAMN! ITS AMAZING!!!!! GOd DAMN! And she Moaned like a ANIMAL!

Well, I’m extremely aroused now. Damn………

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

A friend of mine told me many times that a gummer is better than a hummer. He said it was the best oral sex he’s ever received. Wonder if I’ll ever get to try that experience. I knew an attractive gal a while back who had false teeth. Wish I had pushed her more. If I see her again, I’ll offer her $50.00.

Dude.. TRAILER PARK! Are you Kidding! DAMN! ITS AMAZING!!!!! GOd DAMN! And she Moaned like a ANIMAL!

Well, I’m extremely aroused now. Damn………

I haven’t told you about the new delight on the scene. “D” came up to me when I was walking and said I was just her type. Gave me a hug and proceeded to say she could use me as protection(she robs the punters).
Saw her two nights later and had a good old chinwag(with her smoking the crackpipe). Two more cuddles.
Saw her then three nights later. Her telling me she had a dream about me where we were lying on a bed staring into each others eyes. I was clean shaven as she “trimmed it off”. I asked her if she was smoking a crackpipe. She didn’t like that(surprisingly). Two more hugs, and she nearly put her head on my shoulder.
Is there hope for us?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

I want to know if there is a future you boiling pot of excrement.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

There is certainly a future if you want it Colin.
If you give her attention she will give you attention.
If you give her support whether emotional or financial, she will take it and make you part of her chaotic, drug filled, promiscuous life.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

There is certainly a future if you want it Colin.If you give her attention she will give you attention.If you give her support whether emotional or financial, she will take it and make you part of her chaotic, drug filled, promiscuous life.

Yeah, abit of a funny one. Told her we are not gonna do “business” as I like her.
The most genuine affection I’ve had in 15years, but I fear if I continue to go near, it will all end in tears.
The best I can get?

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

I am pretty sure it is not the best you can get Colin. It is hard to read between the lines to know what makes you tick. I think you do like attention and sometimes for doing things that are a bit different and messed up whores will probably appreciate you greatly and may strive to give you attention and affection when they are sober and not working. I think you do also like taking care of things that are simple and a little vulnerable like cats and geese. I can appreciate the attraction but you can probably do better than be Captain save a ho.

In the end if you take away all the other issues (like STDs, promiscuity ad dishonesty) they are just so messed up by being able to get everything they want so easily, money, drugs, male attention while having nothing of any value that they can’t repay an investment of love.

I once loved a bad girl. She was not a proper whore but she saw a few men, nearly all old and they gave her stuff and money. The only time she was honest to me was before we were lovers. Then she would say some quite revealing things. I think she wanted to open up about her empty ruined heart and it had to be to someone who didn’t lover her or want her, -someone she had no need to lie to. While she never once really admitted to the life she lived she did say some home truths about whores. One was “The trouble for those girls is it is too easy” she would say. “They do not have to try and who would try when they have learned there is no point trying? They can never be happy with a man when a man and money are so easy to find” (bit like all modern western women that mind you).

You want to be loved and admired as a tower of strength to someone a bit vulnerable -that is no bad thing to wish for (it is a healthy male archetype) but find a girl who is not ruined by life or you will just be p~~~ing your love into a toilet.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

I am pretty sure it is not the best you can get Colin. It is hard to read between the lines to know what makes you tick. I think you do like attention and sometimes for doing things that are a bit different and messed up whores will probably appreciate you greatly and may strive to give you attention and affection when they are sober and not working. I think you do also like taking care of things that are simple and a little vulnerable like cats and geese. I can appreciate the attraction but you can probably do better than be Captain save a ho.
In the end if you take away all the other issues (like STDs, promiscuity ad dishonesty) they are just so messed up by being able to get everything they want so easily, money, drugs, male attention while having nothing of any value that they can’t repay an investment of love.
I once loved a bad girl. She was not a proper whore but she saw a few men, nearly all old and they gave her stuff and money. The only time she was honest to me was before we were lovers. Then she would say some quite revealing things. I think she wanted to open up about her empty ruined heart and it had to be to someone who didn’t lover her or want her, -someone she had no need to lie to. While she never once really admitted to the life she lived she did say some home truths about whores. One was “The trouble for those girls is it is too easy” she would say. “They do not have to try and who would try when they have learned there is no point trying? They can never be happy with a man when a man and money are so easy to find” (bit like all modern western women that mind you).
You want to be loved and admired as a tower of strength to someone a bit vulnerable -that is no bad thing to wish for (it is a healthy male archetype) but find a girl who is not ruined by life or you will just be p~~~ing your love into a toilet.[/quote

Thanks for the reply Mr Branch, all poignant observations.
I am a specimen of many facets. I have always stated that I am a paradox.
I have a masculine mentality that often overpowers sensibility. There is a f*ck it all fuse inside that desires to be lit. Throw it all away and watch the s*it and mire pile up.
I have repressed my natural urges/feelings for too long. I yearn to love and be loved.
Yeah, die of a broken heart. Better than asphyxiating on a peanut eh…….

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I have repressed my natural urges/feelings for too long. I yearn to love and be loved.Yeah, die of a broken heart. Better than asphyxiating on a peanut eh…….

You haven’t been burned enough. I wonder if you ever can be. Your emotions make you weak. Go and be with your crack whore. Give yourself to her completely so she can eat your heart and schit it out onto you. Burn in her evil fire and beg her for more, you weak pitiful blob of emotions.

Burn away all the schit and nonsense from a man and his iron will finally show. I’m glad that all those females used me and schit on me when all I wanted was to love and be loved. The more I loved them, the more they used me. The more I wanted them, the more they hated me and treated me horribly.

Now, that all that innocence and emotion has been burned away, I’m much stronger. They can no longer hurt me because there’s nothing left to be hurt. I have no more love or emotion to give to them. There is only iron now, tempered by the fire.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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