Close The Closet

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

It’s been a while
But I’m no longer in denial

So I’m coming out
About
How I like taking it up the waste disposal spout

I’ve always felt this way
But now it’s cool to be gay
I’m going to shout with pride
And have my say

Wearing drag
Waving a rainbow flag
At the parades
Whilst snaring the f~~s with aids

One takes my fancy
A 6ft 6 Nancy
He doesn’t need to perform tricks
To get into my panties

I enjoy tonsil hockey
And being a sausage jockey

Things get alittle frisky
As he leans over to kiss me

He tells me we don’t need to use protection
As he’s free from infection
And in good health

I try to reply
But there is beard hair
In my mouth

But I’m too turned on
Thinking about
Straddling without a John
So I carry on with stealth

Bent over on all fours
Ready to take it up
The back door
A probing rectal tour

Just as he reaches the G spot
A final thrust
Causes a gust
Of discharge
From my bot

See last nights din
Of Potato mash
Splash
Onto his foreskin

Whilst still on my hands and knee
I suck it up
With glee

I’m so glad
I’m out the closet

As I prefer Dick
To clit

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Irate Tit, I’ve got him again…..haven’t I?

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

THese lyrics.. WITH THIS TUNE.

Oh yea.. Oh yea. Damn Colin I can’t keep up bro! We just need a GOOd Chorus.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

THese lyrics.. WITH THIS TUNE.
Oh yea.. Oh yea. Damn Colin I can’t keep up bro! We just need a GOOd Chorus.
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What’s this hillbilly load of cobblers! ha ha!

I can’t wait for the backlash. It’ll cause a curl on Herms moustache.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Ok Colin, glad you are happy. We love you. But you have closed the door when you are on the wrong side of it.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

No big surprise here…………….

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

I have to say Micky, I have never heard anything like that in my whole life. Just what genre of music is that?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Ok Colin, glad you are happy. We love you. But you have closed the door when you are on the wrong side of it.

You’re right, I should be IN the closet(especially when Worm’s straddling)

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

No big surprise here…………….

I’ve got a big surprise….in my pants.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I have to say Micky, I have never heard anything like that in my whole life. Just what genre of music is that?

Midwest hills have eyes music.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

No big surprise here…………….

I’ve got a big surprise….in my pants.

Yes, I’m sure……an unwashed, uncircumcised vienna sausage that only a doped up male prostitute could stand to look at.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

No big surprise here…………….

I’ve got a big surprise….in my pants.

Yes, I’m sure……an unwashed, uncircumcised vienna sausage that only a doped up male prostitute could stand to look at.

Of course it’s uncircumcised, I’m not a Jew you silly moo!

Where you going for a washing machine? Mickey’s Appliance Repair, Great Bend, Kansas.

Thought so, good call.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

No big surprise here…………….

I’ve got a big surprise….in my pants.

Yes, I’m sure……an unwashed, uncircumcised vienna sausage that only a doped up male prostitute could stand to look at.

Of course it’s uncircumcised, I’m not a Jew you silly moo!
Where you going for a washing machine? Mickey’s Appliance Repair, Great Bend, Kansas.
Thought so, good call.

So you finally found me. When you coming over to visit? I want to make sure all my guns and magazines are loaded and strategically placed for your arrival.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

No big surprise here…………….

I’ve got a big surprise….in my pants.

Yes, I’m sure……an unwashed, uncircumcised vienna sausage that only a doped up male prostitute could stand to look at.

Of course it’s uncircumcised, I’m not a Jew you silly moo!Where you going for a washing machine? Mickey’s Appliance Repair, Great Bend, Kansas.Thought so, good call.

So you finally found me. When you coming over to visit? I want to make sure all my guns and magazines are loaded and strategically placed for your arrival.

Will Mickey be there? I want to “bend” him over(over you’re new washing machine).

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Dear GOD COLIN! WTF DUDE! LOL! No wonder you wanted me to cumm to your house! I’m that kind of Lady BOY!!! JHAHAHhhahah

Man I hope I get to meet some of you guys soon. It will be fun times. We have to do Karaoke! That song above is the only one I can sing faithfully. All others, I just drunk and wing it!

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Mickey’s Appliance Repair,

I fix Powerwheels GARD DARMIT! 🙂

Branched off wrote:

I have to say Micky, I have never heard anything like that in my whole life. Just what genre of music is that?

You know.. I’m not really sure to be honest. I heard about them when they came out with their hit the house in on fire, and then I have been a fan ever since. If you look at the videos, that’s kind of like how I am in real life.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

Dear GOD COLIN! WTF DUDE! LOL! No wonder you wanted me to cumm to your house! I’m that kind of Lady BOY!!! JHAHAHhhahah
Man I hope I get to meet some of you guys soon. It will be fun times. We have to do Karaoke! That song above is the only one I can sing faithfully. All others, I just drunk and wing it!

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Mickey’s Appliance Repair,

I fix Powerwheels GARD DARMIT!

Branched off wrote:

I have to say Micky, I have never heard anything like that in my whole life. Just what genre of music is that?

You know.. I’m not really sure to be honest. I heard about them when they came out with their hit the house in on fire, and then I have been a fan ever since. If you look at the videos, that’s kind of like how I am in real life.

There’s always a bed made of lead for you in bedsit sh*tty Mickey.
Or perhaps I’ll do a tour in goon town?
Watch the f*ck out America!

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