Clit Piercings

[Sky-☣️Participant 19931]

I just have to say it.

I’ve been with a more than a few women (sluts) in my life. There were the usual ‘good girls’ that acted like they had only been with 3 guys prior to me, but somehow managed to fck like porn stars. Then there were the self defined bad girls that were dumb as a box of rocks, but had the ability to redefine the meaning of the word orgasm over 10 different ways in one night. In the end, they are all c~~~ hungry sluts that are addicted to sex, attention and drama like a cocaine addict wants another line.

Regarding clit piercings. . . . . Like WTF Version 3.0

I’ve come to find that a general rule is, if a super slut has a clit piercing: She has been with at least 50 guys already, possible more than 75 and in some cases over 100. The clit piercing is her way of advertising her promiscuity. While at the same time ‘accessorizing’ what she actually believes to be her most valuable asset: her vagina. It’s like ‘ooooh, look at my clit !! It’s sooooo fcking hot!! that I had to accentuate it with a piece of jewelry !’

 

Ridiculous. . . .

Now, speaking of clits: Let me leave you with Jay (from Jay & Silent Bob) in the ‘Clit Commander’ scene. . . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Anonymous 11]

Pierced clit = initiate ejection sequence. FREAKCON 1 Maximum Red Alert.

[Anonymous 43]

Even if she was an unadulterated unicorn, the thought of going to the emergency room with my tongue stuck in some t~~~, is just to embarrassing. I’ve been snagged on earnings before, I imagine t~~~rings are the same, no?

Any piercings beyond one in each ear is unacceptable to me, so are tramp-stamps, and body piercings, I’m just that way, I never touched a woman with body graffiti, I dubbed  the face piercings “close exposure to a jewelery box explosion”.

My cousin had a fight with a guy that had a nose ring, ear rings, and studs, he tor them out of his face instantly, and won the fight.

 

[Anonymous 14]

I truly and honestly fail to comprehend this insanity of body piercings. I mean really..what gives?!?

I had appendicitis surgery when I was 12 and I still feel that the integrity of my body was violated. And I see these freaks with piercings all over and its like..I really could’ve gone through life without ever seeing that..

I knew a girl back in my elementary school, she was the quintessential Julie Andrews Mary Poppins type. Totally graceful and elegant and with a perfect four-octave soprano voice, it was a pleasure to hear her sing on school concerts. Then I saw her again in our school reunion party and she was now after having lost her virginity to the alien mastermind from planet zool a freaky looking goth chick with black lipstick, black nailpolish and of course piercings all over.

Seven on each ear, four on her left eyebrow, three on her nose, three on her lips. She even lifted her bra and showed us the piercings on her nipples.
I couldn’t help remark “So you felt you didn’t have enough holes already and you just had to get more?”
She didn’t mind and asked us if we would like to see the jewelry on her clit..they were real diamonds!
I said “No..please. I have had meals..approximately four times a day each day for the past 30 years of my life and I want to keep it in!”

UGH!

She then showed them to a few other guys then went on to sleep with them as I heard and that really makes me wonder. Doesn’t it hurt when they do it with all those jewelries?!

Uhh..nevermind I guess.

[bigboy83Participant 11313]

Is this before or after they get a STD? Well, when they look themselves in a mirror it will remind themselves of the good old days. Or is that, what tattoos are for?

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Even if she was an unadulterated unicorn, the thought of going to the emergency room with my tongue stuck in some t~~~, is just to embarrassing. I’ve been snagged on earnings before, I imagine t~~~rings are the same, no? Any piercings beyond one in each ear is unacceptable to me, so are tramp-stamps, and body piercings, I’m just that way, I never touched a woman with body graffiti, I dubbed the face piercings “close exposure to a jewelery box explosion”. My cousin had a fight with a guy that had a nose ring, ear rings, and studs, he tor them out of his face instantly, and won the fight.

I agree, I don’t care for tattoos or piercings(except in the ears), it’s not sexy and is often a display of attitude or some other issue.

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