Clap And Fickle

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I met you on a Monday
All greased up
Brows of a slug

You had a walk that demanded talk
With your own personalised mug

The one-sided conversation trickled
An echo in my ears

You cried crocodile tears when you told me your hopes and fears

To be a reality star
I retaliated by saying
“With those duck lips, you won’t far”

You muttered, “F~~~ it”
And
Said ta-ra

We got back together on a Tuesday
You had a face like thunder
Is it any wonder?
With that painted scowl
You look like you put on your make-up with a garden trowel

I took you to club Zoo
The animals were a dancing display
Whilst
The big nobs stay near the loo

Playing “Grab an arse”

You were p~~~ed because you couldn’t join in
Whilst I thought
“I’ve missed putting your spare clothes in the waste-bin”

“It isn’t working” I retorted
You resorted to merely
Smirking and snorting

Wednesday came
Found myself thinking
“Whose to blame?”

That’s when the tears started to flow

The next day
You rang my bell
I could sense from your pheromone smell
That there was gonna be a kiss and tell

“It was just a slap and tickle play”
You sat on my lap and said
“Can I stay?”

Friday morning
I awoke to the sound of you snoring

Brought you toast and eggs
You closed your legs
And said
“I’m sorry, but I realise your boring”

Weekend arrived
Rejoiced at not being with someone
So contrived

Spent all my time
Doing things I actually enjoyed

[BubParticipant 1406]

Couple doses of penicillin and you’ll be good as new there Colin………

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Bub wrote:

Couple doses of penicillin and you’ll be good as new there Colin………

Not me thankfully, she got it off the useless tosser she had a slap and tickle with.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6408]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spent all my time
Doing things I actually enjoyed

… it all boils down to .. freedom!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

hmskl’d wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spent all my timeDoing things I actually enjoyed

… it all boils down to .. freedom!

A Goose William Wallace.

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