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    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    I met you on a Monday
    All greased up
    Brows of a slug

    You had a walk that demanded talk
    With your own personalised mug

    The one-sided conversation trickled
    An echo in my ears

    You cried crocodile tears when you told me your hopes and fears

    To be a reality star
    I retaliated by saying
    “With those duck lips, you won’t far”

    You muttered, “F~~~ it”
    And
    Said ta-ra

    We got back together on a Tuesday
    You had a face like thunder
    Is it any wonder?
    With that painted scowl
    You look like you put on your make-up with a garden trowel

    I took you to club Zoo
    The animals were a dancing display
    Whilst
    The big nobs stay near the loo

    Playing “Grab an arse”

    You were p~~~ed because you couldn’t join in
    Whilst I thought
    “I’ve missed putting your spare clothes in the waste-bin”

    “It isn’t working” I retorted
    You resorted to merely
    Smirking and snorting

    Wednesday came
    Found myself thinking
    “Whose to blame?”

    That’s when the tears started to flow

    The next day
    You rang my bell
    I could sense from your pheromone smell
    That there was gonna be a kiss and tell

    “It was just a slap and tickle play”
    You sat on my lap and said
    “Can I stay?”

    Friday morning
    I awoke to the sound of you snoring

    Brought you toast and eggs
    You closed your legs
    And said
    “I’m sorry, but I realise your boring”

    Weekend arrived
    Rejoiced at not being with someone
    So contrived

    Spent all my time
    Doing things I actually enjoyed

    #900339
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    Bub
    Bub
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    1406

    Couple doses of penicillin and you’ll be good as new there Colin………

    Just rolling down the road

    #900387
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5068

    Couple doses of penicillin and you’ll be good as new there Colin………

    Not me thankfully, she got it off the useless tosser she had a slap and tickle with.

    #900406
    Hmskl'd
    hmskl’d
    Participant
    6408

    Spent all my time
    Doing things I actually enjoyed

    … it all boils down to .. freedom!

    #900459
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Spent all my timeDoing things I actually enjoyed

    … it all boils down to .. freedom!

    A Goose William Wallace.

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