Claiming to be Gay or Asexual?

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

Have any of you thought it would make it easier if you just claimed to be gay or asexual?  I mean, seriously.  If anyone else tries to set me up again, I’m going to lose it.  My family and their female friends just refuse to accept that I’m NOT INTERESTED in getting into a relationship.  Like…..never.  Not gonna happen.  My male friends see it and it makes a lot of sense to them.  The male member of my family are a little perplexed, but understand my reasons.  But the female members of my family and female friends of those family members just won’t take a hint.  Thankfully I have no female friends so I don’t have to worry about that.  But seriously.  I’m either going to claim to be gay or asexual, or I’m going to hire an escort to be my piece of arm candy for a family get together or something so they’ll just leave me the hell alone.

When I tell them that I’m NOT interested in ever getting into a relationship, they always claim that things will change when I get older.  You know, like I’m 12 years old or something.  Or that I “haven’t met the right woman yet.”  Yeah, that’s it.  They also say that I’ll get lonely when I get older, which really p~~~es me off because I know I’ll be lonely without someone in my life.  But you know what?  Looking at the alternatives, loneliness is a small price to pay for my freedom.

So what the hell do you guys do to make it clear to friends and family that you’ve chosen to go MGTOW?  I don’t want to start an argument with my family, and I know that if I told them about MGTOW they’d use the same tired excuses that it’ll change when I get older and s~~~.  It really p~~~es me off.

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

Just explain to them the financial benefits of not being in a relationship… and explain to them the legal risks of being in a relationship.

After a few rounds they should just give up after there isn’t any remote amount of logic in being in a relationship in today’s society.

>Why don’t you want to be in a relationship?
<Not worth my time, too expensive, waste of money, waste of life, don’t want to go to jail.

Ps, Pinkie pie is better.

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[RoyDalParticipant]

It’s a good idea at first glance, but I am not willing to lie. I’d be afraid the local matchmaker would try to set me up with their hairdresser or something.

I just say “confirmed bachelor” or “haven’t met Miss Right yet.” If they try to set me up with a blind date, then “No thank you.” is a complete sentence in the English language.

What works infallibly is “I’m broke.” It never fails for some reason.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

RoyDal wrote:

It’s a good idea at first glance, but I am not willing to lie. I’d be afraid the local matchmaker would try to set me up with their hairdresser or something. I just say “confirmed bachelor” or “haven’t met Miss Right yet.” If they try to set me up with a blind date, then “No thank you.” is a complete sentence in the English language. What works infallibly is “I’m broke.” It never fails for some reason.

Kaa ching

There you go … job done.

[Anonymous 29]

Applejack wrote:

Have any of you thought it would make it easier if you just claimed to be gay or asexual?   I’m either going to claim to be gay or asexual.

On both counts.  Why da fug would you do that ? IT IS COPING OUT ! pure and simple just because you /they cant cope with the given situation ?

Do not do it.

 

About your family  and extended family. No point discussing let alone arguing about your actions, intentions or beliefs in MGTOW as it only adds fuel to the fire.  You need to practice to stay indifferent to any and all of their attempts to carry on any conversation about YOUR personal life.  When they try to tell you or suggest to you what you should do answer them with . . . . “that is nice”  or  “that sounds good”  or  “I’ll think about it” . . . . you do not have to act upon the suggestions, and keep it short. Do not enter into long conversation about it. Most of all stay chilled. Stay f~~~ing indifferent and worry about your own s~~~.  A little practice can go a long way.

 

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Applejack wrote:

Have any of you thought it would make it easier if you just claimed to be gay or asexual?  I mean, seriously.  If anyone else tries to set me up again, I’m going to lose it.  My family and their female friends just refuse to accept that I’m NOT INTERESTED in getting into a relationship.  Like…..never………

So what the hell do you guys do to make it clear to friends and family that you’ve chosen to go MGTOW?

A short pause of silence, condescending eyebrow raise, and a disapproving inward breath is all I ever need.

Claiming to be Gay or Asexual?

Oh I have done that TO BREAK UP with a chick. They didn’t believe me.

“This relationship isn’t going to work”.

“What? why not?”.

“I’m gay.”.

“OMG LOL you are SO not gay.”.

“OMG yes I am sisster. I love what you’re wearing by the way. Its’ FAAAAAAABULOUS. See ya!”.

Your phone will explode with a mile long list of requests to f~~~ her.

No no. It doesn’t work. And you can still shag all you want. You don’t have to be in a “relations~~~” to have sex – just like women don’t. Gay or asexual is a lie. And the reason no matter what you say they won’t believe is because they can’t be taken at face value. Tell a gay man you’re straight, he won’t believe you. Tel;l a woman you’re gay, she won’t believe you. Tell anyone you’re asesual and they think you’re insane or lying for attention.

No. Tell them you’ll f~~~ her and after it’s done, you will kick her cat across the lawn on the way out.

If you want to GUARANTEE that they will stop badgering you…..
Tell’em you’re BROKE and have no money. It’s f~~~ing magic.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

LOL.  I love the idea of telling her you’re broke.  I’ll remember that if I’m ever asked out again (I’ve taken steps to prevent this, but you never know).  The problem isn’t with women themselves.  It’s with family/friends badgering me and trying to set me up.  Unfortunately they all know that I’m a successful businessman and although I’m not loaded, it’s more than enough to make them want to set me up with some of their friends.  I swear women are so f~~~ed up, I bet my sister would try to sleep with me if I actually had one.

[martygParticipant 103]

I’ve thought about it, and rejected it. I’m not making excuses for anyone.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

martyg wrote:

I’ve thought about it, and rejected it. I’m not making excuses for anyone.

Great answer.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Applejack wrote:

My family and their female friends just refuse to accept that I’m NOT INTERESTED in getting into a relationship.

Ask them: “What’s in it for me?”

Then ask them: “No, seriously, what’s in it for ME?”

But the female members of my family and female friends of those family members just won’t take a hint.

If they won’t take a hint, it’s time to stop hinting.

Consider for a moment what they are trying to foist off upon you. If they were trying to trick you into sticking your dick in a bear trap would you limit your response to polite hints?

[MarkusPolusParticipant 163]

I am 24 and I have a feeling once I hit 25 I am gonna be questioned constantly by friends/family about not being in a relationship, its starting to get weird (for them). For me I couldn’t care less, just the other day two friends of mine were light heartedly making fun of me for not being in a relationship for 5 years. I couldn’t help but literally laugh my ass off because the one friend is 20 and has a baby coming which he is not ready for (part time job lives in moms basement) and the other buddy has an insane girlfriend who won’t let him go anywhere without here.  As for claiming to be gay that won’t work because they will wonder then where is your boyfriends and as for asexual I don’t think that will work either because people can’t wrap there small stupid minds around not desiring sex.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

I have an idea… with those you don’t care about, practice radical honesty, and tell them it is none their business when done.  With those who you do care about, you need to handle it a bit different.  Settling to please someone is immensely stupid.  They won’t be around to help pick up the pieces when things go wrong, so why do what would be a mistake?  If you aren’t gay, why say you are, just to placate them, and get them off your back? An easier way to get them off your back is to give them the impossible quest of finding the perfect woman for you, and tell them to go away about it.  Otherwise, it is your life.  You would benefit more from not caring what others think.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

MarkusPolus wrote:

I am 24 and I have a feeling once I hit 25 I am gonna be questioned constantly by friends/family about not being in a relationship, its starting to get weird (for them). For me I couldn’t care less, just the other day two friends of mine were light heartedly making fun of me for not being in a relationship for 5 years. I couldn’t help but literally laugh my ass off because the one friend is 20 and has a baby coming which he is not ready for (part time job lives in moms basement) and the other buddy has an insane girlfriend who won’t let him go anywhere without here. As for claiming to be gay that won’t work because they will wonder then where is your boyfriends and as for asexual I don’t think that will work either because people can’t wrap there small stupid minds around not desiring sex.

You can tell them you just aren’t in a place to have a kid that you aren’t ready for, nor are you wanting to have a girlfriend who won’t give you freedom.  The Blue Pill world is full of advice givers who have their lives in a total mess.  Go look up crabs in a bucket for more information on this.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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