Chick Dating Ads (Any Takers?)

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

A few months ago, I saw a guy on this forum making fun of Plenty of Fish ads. I thought that looked like fun. So here goes:

“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover!( you don’t know my story) I know I don’t judge, only God can. Why are people so judgemental?”

Response: I don’t have any money. What do you think about that?

“ask me”

Response: Do you have the ability to write one sentence about yourself so I can know whether or not I want to contact you?

“No” <=== This is the title of a purple-haired chick’s profile with an upside down photo.

Response: Indeed.

“I really dislike explaining myself in typed description. Ask and I’ll most likely answer.”

Response: Are you this lazy in bed too?

“Please just ask…” <=== Chick shows a photo of her ass.

Response: I think I already know.

“Looking for guyz to party with and play adult games. Looking to have private, erotic encounters. No commitments nor strings attached. Strictly pleasure. Let’s get playful. I love playing with 2 or 3 m”

Response: Are you one of those chicks that’s been on the Maury Show for paternity testing?

“Xxx”

Response: Any other hobbies besides that?

“Trying this again, I am open to whatever comes my way. Follow me on Instagram : @mariefrankenstein”

Response: Keep trying. Having a natural hair colour might help.

“Let’s not go to jail.”

Response: Yeah.

“Im really friendly just ask what you wanna know??Mommy of 2 boys” <=== 23 year old babe with too much makeup writes this.

Response: I know enough.

Would you guys like to share some dating ads that are lame or outrageous? The ones I really despise are the chicks that say you have to “handle them” at their worst before you get their best. No thanks. I’ll just date a chick who’s her best…or at least tries to be.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

FunInTheSun wrote:

? The ones I really despise are the chicks that say you have to “handle them” at their worst before you get their best

I’ve said it once on here and I’ll say it again. The next time someone says that to you ask them how it worked out for Marilyn Monroe. Oh that’s right she killed herself.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Anonymous 25]

Here’s one, see if you can guess the warning signs:

I’m a career focused person who loves wine, gigs and more recently festivals.

My friends are ridiculously important to me as are my family. No kids, ex smoker and slowly becoming a crazy cat lady.

By the time I’m 30 I want to own my own home and when I retire (aim is much before I’m 60) I want a load of properties to sell and live on an island sipping c~~~tails and having a daily swim. That my friends, is the dream.

Warnging signs:

– ‘career driven’ and ‘crazy cat lady’. Give her 6 months before she punches you in the face;
– ‘I want a load of properties to sell and live on an island sipping c~~~tails’ – well why didn’t you say that, how could any guy resist you?! I’ll write you a cheque right now, save me getting punched in the face as well.

What a catch.

Seriously, do most men have such low standards of women that they can get away with this s~~~?

I challenge someone to find a profile of any woman saying what she has to ‘GIVE’ to a man and post her profile description. Mission impossible. Selfish entitlement princesses.

[xenonParticipant 2007]

There are no standards except for what men allow them to get away with. The bar for expectations from women has been flat on the ground for a long time and all they can do is “you go girl” each other as they tunnel their fat asses under it. I have long ago given up looking in posts to find women but my favorite that I can remember was a 25 year old posting as marriage material. Ha. As if any of them are. In the body of her post you find out marriage material to her, is having a man willing to film her f~~~ing other guys. Is it possible for the bar to be lowered any further?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I thank you guys for swimming in this sea of s~~~. It saves my sanity.

However, please now stop and save yourself before the undercurrent pulls you down.

Get out now … coz I won’t dive in and save you.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

xenon wrote:

There are no standards except for what men allow them to get away with.

Motherf~~~ing THIS.

It’s amazing to me that we’re even having these conversations about how low women will sink when we all know what the limiting factor in female behavior is… male attention.

When we men in general set our standards higher, women will no longer be able to behave poorly and survive.

If you have an interaction with a female, cut it off at the first whiff of bulls~~~. Send her packing downstairs to a lesser man. Eventually they’ll have nowhere to go and we’ll be rid of their bulls~~~.

Edit: believe me, I have no illusion that we’re going to remake women into better people. I’m just saying that we can train them and we start by no longer enabling them to be the worst they can possibly be.

If on Monday morning, men around the world collectively decided to stop enabling s~~~ty women with cash and attention, by Wednesday there would be so many sandwiches it would look like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatb~~~~ in this bitch. Just saying.

[GrumpyParticipant]

FunInTheSun wrote:

The ones I really despise are the chicks that say you have to “handle them” at their worst before you get their best. No thanks. I’ll just date a chick who’s her best…or at least tries to be.

Bang on…

As a man, when I am at my worst I am still 100 times better than most women at their best.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

My pof profile now reads.

“Don’t bother, I’m not interested”

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

“Real Men” only.

Very common shaming s~~~.

I do think women use online dating as an emotional boost.

Maybe they need it.

I personally think that’s how women deal with their own self-loathing.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[narwhalParticipant]

Just randomly picked an ad..

A woman with a beautiful body is good for a night, but a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime.
I’m guessing your one night was sometime around 2005?

I am very Real chick who has a huge heart, I’m quite comfortable just doing me and being with my Kids.
Did you just say you masturbate in front of your children?

Ok. Then do it.

[experiencedParticipant]

The sheer number of LAYDEEZ who stress “the importance of family” means one of the following:
1) They define family as laydee and one or more children.
YOU are to put ‘that grouping’ first.
The female and her offspring are the unit and you merely provide resources.
2) Family, not old school, but actual definition i.e. husband and wife and kid(s). And she has acquired some sort of dementia wherein she’s forgotten that she destroyed the family unit and due to dementia innocently seeks a husband.
3) She’s fully aware of what she’s doing now as well as what she did in divorce court or the day she induced ovulation 24 hours later by choosing to skip the pill. “Lets see Chad’s coming on Friday, today’s Wednesday” followed by “Chad aren’t you going to change for me now that I’m McPreggers?”
Point is, after “don’t date single moms”, consider their in your face lying hypocrisy now, while they’re attempting to show their best qualities. They succeed at convincing a thinking man that they are no catch at all. This goes back to the rule that your resources are the catch.
One good fellow aptly described it as, “She had a party. You weren’t invited. Now she wants you to clean up the mess that she’s created.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 0]

FunInTheSun wrote:

This is the title of a purple-haired chick’s profile with an upside down photo.

I said it to my friends IRL and I will reiterate it to my MGTOW brothers:

Stray the f~~~ away from the poisonous frogs and snakes.

[Anonymous 12]

I have seen a few on OKCupid where under “Why you should contact me” the woman writes something along the lines of “I don’t think you should” that pretty much sums it all up doesn’t it, join a dating site then tell whoever is looking at it that you don’t want to be contacted.

The other ones I like are lots of half naked photos and then “I’m not into hook ups” even though she has casual sex box ticked and the other extreme “I’m looking for marriage” do you think we can talk first or do you expect men to decide just from looking at your profile?

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

experienced wrote:

One good fellow aptly described it as, “She had a party. You weren’t invited. Now she wants you to clean up the mess that she’s created.”

Exactly. And by the looks of things, it must’ve been one hell of a party.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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