Chad Quotes Of The Day

[Sky-OParticipant 18945]

Been in road trip mode on the sky tour since November and have had intermittent refuge from sleeping in the tent system above my Jeep in the desert in between drop zone stops when jumpers have taken me in.

(There was a two week stop at a skydiving stripper’s house where she let me stay in the guest room and both of her cats had come in at some point during the night and I woke up every morning with them sleeping on top of me, purring and doing that thing where they open up & retract their claws/paws continually)

Anyway, back to Chad quotes of the day. I jump with alot of Chad’s and most of the time it’s comical but sometimes tragic.

Staying at a house where jumpers took me in about ten minutes from the DZ. And earlier a Chad got back, walked in and yelled:

‘I really need to get my dick sucked!!’

Then he opened the refrigerator that has eight types of beer in it and slammed the door with ‘Is that all you f~~~ing have!!’

(Because it was all high end, micro brews and Chad wanted Coors Light)

Followed by another Chad that was texting at least three different chicks and he said ‘I can’t decide who I want to f~~~ tonight!!’ And the other Chad told him to flip a coin to decide.

Then. Literally. I thought it had to be a joke but it wasn’t. Both of them got in an argument over how you can’t make a decision over three possible options by flipping a coin. Because it’s either heads or tails and the other Chad got confused. Noticably confused and pulled out a coin, trying to figure it out. It was real caveman-like. He said ‘Wait, wait. . . Check this out’ (as he flipped the coin) And they kept arguing over it until they agreed that you could flip a coin over the first two, eliminate one then go heads or tails on the one that won the first flip and the remaining one.

Then after their brains recovered, one of them looked at a jump video on his phone and yelled ‘This is so f~~~ing sick bro!! It’s sicker than your mom’s pussy!!’

Chad III then entered talking about how Trump needs to build a wall and how ‘I’ll f~~~ing go down there and start building it myself. I have 17 years of construction experience.’ (Note: He’s 26 years old, so apparently he’s been involved in construction since the age of 9)

Then he went out back towards the barbeque and I’ve never seen this move before. He walked by a chick that was sitting, looking at her phone and he grabbed her head, simulated pelvis thrusts towards it a few times, then walked away laughing. Really odd. Must be a Chad mating ritual. (Note: She kept looking at her phone, typing during that act)

Then all three of them started arguing over a bunch of NFL free agent deals that went down last week.

And a new term that I have never heard before (not even sure if Chad’s create them or just mimic what they have heard) but when I was taking a shower this morning, one of the Chad’s pounded on the door to get me to hurry up and he yelled ‘Dude!! Are you making sewer babies in there?’ Which I think means beating off in the shower.

[bladeParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

looking at her phone and he grabbed her head, simulated pelvis thrusts towards it a few times,

Thats an oldie that one . Except for the phone replace that with a can of bourbon

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22539]

Pussy chasers are pathetic. They think the pinnacle of success is sticking their dick in something many, many guys have f~~~ed before.

Well maybe someday some will wake up.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

Sky-O wrote:

Then. Literally. I thought it had to be a joke but it wasn’t. Both of them got in an argument over how you can’t make a decision over three possible options by flipping a coin. Because it’s either heads or tails and the other Chad got confused. Noticably confused and pulled out a coin, trying to figure it out. It was real caveman-like. He said ‘Wait, wait. . . Check this out’ (as he flipped the coin) And they kept arguing over it until they agreed that you could flip a coin over the first two, eliminate one then go heads or tails on the one that won the first flip and the remaining one.

Do these guys even have a triple digit IQ? …

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

[Anonymous 54]

Chads dont chase pussy.

We decide witch one we want.

Sometimes with the flip of a coin.

Hahahah.

[bladeParticipant]

The scar next to my eye is funny . Its turned to skin cancer now so it remains looking more f~~~ed instead of fading .

We have a real name chad in our nieghborhood, see chads mum nearly everyday down the street . Chad from alice springs . Poor chad a hard life and is a diabetic .

Lessons for chads . Chad outside your area .

Dont let postwalls anywhere near your address .

Never loose your s~~~ on the phone they all record .

Have a few hard chick friends . Fight fire with fire . NEVER F~~~ THESE CHICKS and let them know that before they friend zone . Friend zone back before they get a chance

When i was banging first class a group of these women told me how they went to s~~~ areas to pubs to pick up f~~~s .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 54]

My New years Eve Gig.
Lone Star Cafe NYC

Circa 1981.

Stickem notes just came out.

Next to me, stage left, a table of 20 young Beautys.

I come back from my break, and my P Bass is cover in stickem notes.

Each one with a girls name and room #.

I point to the girl I want, she comes over, pickes her stickem note off my Bass and hands it to me.

All the other disapointed girls take their notes off my Bass.

Thats for all the s~~~ I gotta take on here!!!!

Hahahahahh.

I beg for no pussy!!!!

It begged for me!!!

[bladeParticipant]

For you skyo . A surfing chad doco . These guys do some jumps . Lmfao

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[RottweilerParticipant 77]

Sky-O wrote:

Chad III then entered talking about how Trump needs to build a wall and how ‘I’ll f~~~ing go down there and start building it myself. I have 17 years of construction experience.’ (Note: He’s 26 years old, so apparently he’s been involved in construction since the age of 9)

[BigDParticipant 3024]

After I read that, I just had a shock of my life. I used to be a Chad! Holy crap! Especially the claiming of needing sexual contact and trying to decide who I was going to have this contact with.

I’m actually very depressed and disappointed with myself now.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[ArcturisParticipant 2819]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Pussy chasers are pathetic. They think the pinnacle of success is sticking their dick in something many, many guys have f~~~ed before.

Well maybe someday some will wake up.

Well said bro

Protect Your Sovereignty. Women WILL TRY To Manipulate You. #NOCONTACT #ICETHEMOUT

[bladeParticipant]

BigD wrote:

After I read that, I just had a shock of my life. I used to be a Chad! Holy crap! Especially the claiming of needing sexual contact and trying to decide who I was going to have this contact with.

I’m actually very depressed and disappointed with myself now.

Its ok bro . NACALT .
NOT ALL CHADS ARE LIKE THAT .

GOOD TIMES . Not a boring arse life .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Pussy always has a price….even for Chad…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 54]

NerdTunneler wrote:

Pussy always has a price….even for Chad…

Being used up.
Burned out.
It was all so pointless.
Disliked by other Men.
Nothing left to be curious about
Haveing no real value to women.
Feeling old.

[Anonymous 12]

Besides the need for flabby beef, i congratulate you for spending time in a toxic male dominated environment.
XD

[BigDParticipant 3024]

blade wrote:

BigD wrote:

After I read that, I just had a shock of my life. I used to be a Chad! Holy crap! Especially the claiming of needing sexual contact and trying to decide who I was going to have this contact with.

I’m actually very depressed and disappointed with myself now.

Its ok bro . NACALT .
NOT ALL CHADS ARE LIKE THAT .

GOOD TIMES . Not a boring arse life .

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Anonymous 14]

BigD wrote:

After I read that, I just had a shock of my life. I used to be a Chad! Holy crap!

And yet you likely have the most Chad name in the entire history of MGTOW.COM

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