C-Pig's Crazy Cat Lady

[Anonymous 11]

Last week a man in my neighborhood trying to find the owner of a dog his wife had found roaming our streets. He informed me of his single 60s range female neighbor who maintains a cat colony of about 28 cats under her house’s crawl space.

Anyway, I’m driving out to a job today and see these two male cats fighting near her house. One was a cat my Labrador had caught in my backyard a few year ago. She had him pinned to the ground with her legs and mouth. Well bred Labs soft mouth so no harm was done to the cat. I could tell the cat was happy after I called my dog off of him. The cat was young then but fully grown now.

Ladies, please spay and neuter your cats. I call 28 f~~~ing cats an infestation. I now know exactly where those chicken watching bastards live.

[Anonymous 42]

If I lived on flatland where basements are another word for indoor pool, I’d truck in 10,000 yards of fill so my house would be on an artificial man made hill so I could have a basement, crawl spaces creep me the f~~~ out! I’d burn the f~~~ing down thing just to get the spiders and snakes out!

And where do you go when an f4 hits? Up with the crawl space and the rest of the house! F~~~ THAT! I would have been the only one in New Orleans to remain dry. `

[Anonymous 11]

You know, Tower. I live atop a sand hill a whopping 29 feet above sea level in a non flood insurance area too. This house which is probably about 300 feet away as the crow flies is near a tidal creek so it’s about 10 feet above sea level. There are very few basements here. The 40 foot above sea level areas have a few though.

The highest point in the county is on Hunter’s runway 54 feet above sea level. The say the sea level has risen about 3 or 4 inches since 1980. I can see it from the salt marsh hammock trees dying on low hammocks we used to play on as kids. 20,000 years ago we were 90 miles inland. I don’t think mankind is the cause.

They are proposing putting guys like me in prison. I’ve found oak tree roots and pine tree stumps a mile away from dry land where the tidal creeks are eroding into banks. Yet, they’d put me in prison for saying that.

[Anonymous 42]

They want to start taxing people for storm water runoff, charging by the sq foot for impermeable surfaces like roofing and asphalt, but no reimbursement on the water silt delineation traps I built to stop tons of silt and nutrients from entering the stormwater, both here and in Vermont I built silt traps that double as water recharge points as they slowly dry out over days leaving another layer of cracked mud at the bottom of these dry ponds. People solve problems much better than government, my property survived hurricane Irene with minimal road erosion while other properties looked like this… (the first three minutes is on the road to my property after the excavators and bulldozers blazed a rough trail).

[Anonymous 11]

@Tower: I would suggest contributing 50% of your income to the Clinton Foundation. You won’t ever have to worry about the things we peons worry.

Hurricanes can dump some damn rain so very good engineering on your part.

Taxing people by the square foot. Are they smoking crack? They probably are! What you did would force them to work and deprive them of revenue. If they were really concerned about silt, they would exempt you.

You know the Appalachian Mountains were as high as the Himalayas 400 million years ago. Silt is just what happens when you mix some water, some Earth, and gravity together. The government can’t stop it, ever. I live on top of that very silt that used to be 25,000 feet up in the air.

The governments versus nature. I’m betting on nature.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Cat tastes good. Prepared in a wok of course with some ginger and other spices. Magic Sarap I believe.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

He informed me of his single 60s range female neighbor who maintains a cat colony of about 28 cats under her house’s crawl space.

That wouldn’t be possible around here. The coyotes would see to it. They also take care of noisy backyard chicken coops and other such neighborhood nuisances.

Maybe you need to import a few coyotes.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Call animal services, she’s Likly keeping them in inhuman conditions.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

How can she afford to feed that many animals? For argument’s sake, let’s say that the kitties get a small tin of cat food each, which in my area, tends to be between $3-$5. And they’d need one for breakfast and one for dinner, bumping it up to two each.

That’s nearly $168 worth of cat food a day. A $3 can for each of the 28 cats, which is then doubled when you provide two meals. Times that by seven and you’re spending nearly $1200 a week on cats. That’s not even including toys or nip. And really, if you can afford that much food, then you can afford to get your pets spayed or neutered. How well-off is this woman, do you know?

By the way you can get these now. Makes sense I guess. If you collect enough members of the street, you could create a whole suburb. They ought to make a “creepy flasher” action figure after this.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 11]

@constantine: Laughing my b~~~~ off. I needed that. I’m under a lot of stress right now. She’s retired so not too well off, but one never knows. Huge bags of dry cat food are way cheaper. Mine does not know what canned cat food even is. I just buy her high quality dry. Never introduce a cat to canned food, you will regret it. My mom was not stupid.

@sidecar: That’s exactly what my Aunt in California said. We do have some Coywolves here though obviously not enough. The Coywolf story is quite interesting. A hybrid of coyote, wolf, and domestic dog. They originated in BC, Canada and have made it to coastal Georgia. They thrive in suburban environments.

@thelaughingman: I just might. I inherited my mother’s solo indoor cat when she died and these f~~~ers p~~~ on my convertible’s cover which is a vector for feline diseases. Nothing quite like smelling like cat p~~~ when one just took a shower and heading out to visit clients.

I’ve never seen a man feeding cat colonies. They are a nuisance and overpopulate due to these good Samaritans. Leave feral cats be to find their own food.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Glad I could help. Little girls may as well get used to playing with that toy while they’re young – it’s like fortune-telling for kids. Hope that your stress clears up soon.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 11]

As soon as Microsoft gets their a little over a week long Office365 Exchange Online issues clear, my stresses will plummet. I’ve got a hell of a packet sniffing session to analyze and can’t do it due to random pop up bulls~~~ from that. It must be a serious problem as a small percentage of all emails sent through their systems are delayed from 15 minutes to two days. I can’t even send attachments from my smart phone. WTF???

On a fun note, I’m also lining up a deal that will possibly align some connections for a three way mutually beneficial business deal that will utterly pull the rug out from under a c~~~ who tried to throw me under the bus two years ago. They say a pig never forgets.

The CPig point for all of you lurking ladies/manginas is just don’t be a c~~~ and long term things will go much better for you. Otherwise, you might as well start playing with your Crazy Cat Lady dolls as kids to practice for the real thing.

For the record, I’d be doing the exact same thing to a man who behaves in such a fashion to people.

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