Bumping into someone under mistletoe is now rape

[Jim01Participant 6678]

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/04/british-police-warn-bumping-someone-mistletoe-without-consense-rape/

“If you bump into that special someone under the mistletoe tonight, remember that without consent it is rape,” tweeted Police Service Northern Ireland”

I am not even shocked reading this

[Anonymous 12]

Cameltoe.
That’s where its at. on xhamster dot com.

[Anonymous 43]

at some point, a vagina and a penis in the same room will be considered ultra shallow penetration rape. The ability was there, and so the willingness is implied, guilty as charged, bailiff, take this man to the post, and have him shot. Next case!

beyond f~~~ing stupid, beyond galactically stupid, its the new reality. Embrace the suck.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Anonymous wrote:

at some point, a vagina and a penis in the same room will be considered ultra shallow penetration rape. The ability was there, and so the willingness is implied, guilty as charged, bailiff, take this man to the post, and have him shot. Next case!

beyond f~~~ing stupid, beyond galactically stupid, its the new reality. Embrace the suck.

seems to be a way of introducing sharia law by the backdoor. By the time open segregation starts to happen, no one will bat an eyelid

[StentorianParticipant 1690]

Just grab her by the pussy. That’s still legal.

Mistletoe confuses an already confused gender.

“He who takes an eel by the tail, or a woman at her word, soon finds he holds nothing.”

[BoarParticipant]

Well s~~~, that is going to be impossible! The womanatees circling beneath the mistletoe because they thought it was the last sprig of parsley to escape their plates will be unavoidable. The pod will take up most of the room. Perhaps we should not even be in the same room with them? Maybe the police should text that….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

Don’t play! Just…Don’t play. Don’t go into the room. Don’t give any of the slags a chance to trap you. Boycott all of it by going your own way….MGTOW!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

Gentlemen and savages:
Time to skip any and all Christmas gatherings involving female co-workers.

The lesbos can rape the straight gals.
Under the bloody mistletoe.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Fr JackParticipant 926]

I have heard that a few office Christmas parties have been quiet, boring affairs this year compared to years past, men on one side of the room and women on the other. Happy days.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

Fr Jack wrote:

I have heard that a few office Christmas parties have been quiet, boring affairs this year compared to years past, men on one side of the room and women on the other. Happy days.

Like a school dance all over again. What a crock.

I worked for an organization where nobody RSVP’d for the Christmas party.
So the order came down: Attendance is MANDATORY.
There WILL be prizes.
Company time WILL be paid and you MUST have a good time.

It was a s~~~ty party. But there was food.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22524]

Women have become so toxic and sexist towards men in this day and age that when the push back happens women will likely end up in a situation along the lines of in the story, A Handmaid’s Tale.

[Anonymous 42]

Both ways, right? Anyone bumps anyone under the mistleblow is a RAPIST!

F~~~ Mistletoe! I’m not a rapists!

Mistletoe is for rapists!

[Anonymous 0]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

Gentlemen and savages:
Time to skip any and all Christmas gatherings involving female co-workers.

The lesbos can rape the straight gals.
Under the bloody mistletoe.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Manspread.

[AttonParticipant]

F~~~ it legalize mistletoe rape.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 2]

They take the simpliest things and destroy them. I wouldn’t kiss some woman I don’t really know anyway. She may have blown some dude just prior. They are living toilets.

They will whine about everything until there’s no more fun anywhere. F~~~ them! GYOW!

[Anonymous 38]

Lol. And if a woman pulls out the mistletoe and kisses you, it is not inconceivable that she could claim rape afterwards because she didn’t openly consent. What a mad world!

[OldBillParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They are living toilets.

Agreed. Women are sewers.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

With all due respect gentlemen, you’re missing the biggest point of this tweet: A POLICE OFFICE defining RAPE as KISSING!! I assume that this is the police’s official policy now. If some woman kisses me at a bar I can legally charge her with rape and she will go to jail.

No penetration
No touching “second or third base”
No clothes off

Sexual misconduct? maybe.
Sexual harassment? If at work, yeah probably.

But RAPE? RAPE? For a kiss?

And women wonder where all the good men are…..

Thank you Mr. Police Officer for letting me know just how bat-s~~~ crazy everyone has become. I sincerely appreciate you letting me know that I need to stay the hell away from women. I hear you Loud and Clear.

And if some woman is flirting with me at a bar and kisses me on the cheek, I fully assume that when I call you and tell you that the woman raped me you will hall her ass off to jail for a very long time.

Order the good wine

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I received a invite to the office xmas party. I just hit DECLINE!

#ICETHEMOUT

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[reg22Participant 116]

Trailboss wrote:

Don’t play! Just…Don’t play. Don’t go into the room. Don’t give any of the slags a chance to trap you. Boycott all of it by going your own way….MGTOW!

It’s so easy. Who cares about christmas, who cares about women, let they die with their rights.

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