BRIE

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

This ditty is about those “men” who work only on the outside and never on the inside.

Say that again pal, my ears can’t believe it
Yeah, you’re a real sausage roll model, you absolute tit

Don’t puff that chest out to me
You’re just a puff who thinks he’s tough
A telly-tubby

Get your mate to spot ya, give him one more
What’s he got in store?
You sure he ain’t got the hots for ya…

Down’s his kecks for prison sex
Likes it fast and hard
Up the back-yard

All you tattooed neck freaks, with a larger than average beak
Doesn’t make you look tasty cause you got a pic on your pasty
Physique

Go and get a false tan, befits
You look like the tango-man
YOU ABSOLUTE TIT!

A milk-sop
Strutting about in a tank-top
For f~~~s sake

Put those Gyno nipples back in, they’re Lactating mate
Could make a bastard protein shake

You look like your carrying two buckets of water
Invisible lat spread

I can see through it, you absolute tit

As a lamb to the slaughter
You’ve made your bed

Don’t eye-ball me
You look away first

I’ve played the game better than with slugs like you
I’ll keep my eyes fixed like glue

ONE, TWO

You looked away first
I don’t what’s worse

Those tattoos
Or your need to be nursed

A Mummies boy in a steroid-filled body
It’s all a ploy
Once you go off
You’ll look like Bill Oddy

Except you’ve got your beard groomed
Alongside that haircut
You look like a Mushroom

FADED AND SHADED

With legs the size of a kitchen broom

F~~~ing hell pal!
Knock me down with a feather duster
You look weathered and flustered

F~~~ me!, off the test now are we….

Didn’t last long did it!

YOU ABSOLUTE TIT!!!!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Don’t f~~~ with me steroid freaks, you couldn’t roll my warm-up weights.

[BubParticipant 1406]

Mama’s boys, the lot of them….

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Bub wrote:

Mama’s boys, the lot of them….

Yeah, ain’t got a scoob when a natural comes into their p~~~ing ground.

[BubParticipant 1406]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Bub wrote:

Mama’s boys, the lot of them….

Yeah, ain’t got a scoob when a natural comes into their p~~~ing ground.

Wipe your d I c k on the curtains and leave……

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Bub wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Bub wrote:

Mama’s boys, the lot of them….

Yeah, ain’t got a scoob when a natural comes into their p~~~ing ground.

Wipe your d I c k on the curtains and leave……

I will wipe my large one on their tight black vests…….yeah.

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