Breasts

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

g-mow wrote:

CLICKBAIT!

YOU. SONOFABISCH!!

No.

YES.

when you say Breasts,
at least Deliver!
You ruined my evening.
SO.
Disappointed.
What are you doing.
Get your s~~~ together
gimme Boobs
now or never.

I have a nice pair of man boobs….will that suffice?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

I have neither. I just have a list of people I haven’t gone out of my way to kill yet.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Reckon they all can’t be winners, Colin old boy.

I dunno. It may grow on me.

It’s as though he just tossed this one together. Seems like he puts more effort into the gross f~~gy poems.

More woolyback poems coming then.

Not trying to insult you. Just being honest and giving a sincere critique.

Any poem I have written or will write, will never compare to, “Unwelcome Member”

Where is that? I went through all the threads you started and couldn’t find it.

“Get it cut off, seasoned with salt with a glass of malt, have a scoff. Get rid, put the rest in the bin lid”…….you know the one!!!! A poem unparalleled.

Is that the one where we all went pitchforks and torches on you and you kept saying it was just a joke? Why can I not find it under your “topics started”?

Yes. I don’t think the headline was, “unwelcome member” and yes it was and still is a joke!

One of my favorites was, “I’ve Fallen For A Hooker”, because wasn’t that a true story, or at least based on a real happening in your life?

You’re a f~~~in’ joke, you cowboy boot wearin’, tobacco spittin’ proper geezer! LOL

I’m gonna’ go try to find it again.

Yes, it was a true event. A tragic happening during my lowest ebb when I was sleeping my car and unhappy in the job I was in.

These yellow lines look beautiful.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Morpheus wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Reckon they all can’t be winners, Colin old boy.

I dunno. It may grow on me.

It’s as though he just tossed this one together. Seems like he puts more effort into the gross f~~gy poems.

More woolyback poems coming then.

Not trying to insult you. Just being honest and giving a sincere critique.

Any poem I have written or will write, will never compare to, “Unwelcome Member”

Where is that? I went through all the threads you started and couldn’t find it.

“Get it cut off, seasoned with salt with a glass of malt, have a scoff. Get rid, put the rest in the bin lid”…….you know the one!!!! A poem unparalleled.

Is that the one where we all went pitchforks and torches on you and you kept saying it was just a joke? Why can I not find it under your “topics started”?

Yes. I don’t think the headline was, “unwelcome member” and yes it was and still is a joke!

One of my favorites was, “I’ve Fallen For A Hooker”, because wasn’t that a true story, or at least based on a real happening in your life?

You’re a f~~~in’ joke, you cowboy boot wearin’, tobacco spittin’ proper geezer! LOL

I’m gonna’ go try to find it again.

Yes, it was a true event. A tragic happening during my lowest ebb when I was sleeping my car and unhappy in the job I was in.

These yellow lines look beautiful.

When you are bi-polar, you see those lines everyday…..

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Non-conformity, too much depth compared to the average specimen, too negative, appearance.

[Anonymous 12]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I have a nice pair of man boobs….will that suffice?

Pics or it does not exist!
*no homo*

Jigglypuffs…

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Becaus emost peopel are blue pill, back stabbing brainwashed week cnts.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Non-conformity, too much depth compared to the average specimen, too negative, appearance.

I have most of those traits and I have a few mates that I can hang out with. Most of them share the same traits though.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

It’sallbs wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Becaus emost peopel are blue pill, back stabbing brainwashed week cnts.

Nah, that can’t be it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

For those who like t~~~, here is Piper Blush in the sport bra versus no bra jump rope challenge.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 42]

It’s Puff for the win!

[It’sallbsParticipant]

99% of owmen’s thrupennies are down by thiier kees-they are fake as fcuk.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

It’sallbs wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Becaus emost peopel are blue pill, back stabbing brainwashed week cnts.

Sponge-columned. Intimidated by a quiet thoughtful 6ft 3 Germanic monster who goes about his day with minimal drama.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Non-conformity, too much depth compared to the average specimen, too negative, appearance.

I have most of those traits and I have a few mates that I can hang out with. Most of them share the same traits though.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

Why is that do ya’ reckon?

Non-conformity, too much depth compared to the average specimen, too negative, appearance.

I have most of those traits and I have a few mates that I can hang out with. Most of them share the same traits though.

Of course I have friends. With my sombre mindset I push most away. However, virtually all the specimens I meet are banal, no originality.
All the friends I desire can fly, swim and waddle.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I sprouted out of the ground like a prized turnip.
Anyway, I have no mates, only enemies.

I have neither. I just have a list of people I haven’t gone out of my way to kill yet.

Vengeance is mine saith Colin.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I have a nice pair of man boobs….will that suffice?

Pics or it does not exist!
*no homo*

Jigglypuffs…

I have a pair of DDs down to my knees, that when you squeeze ooze cheese.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Good post Colin. I love mammaries but I’m more of a butt fan too. Below taken from Urban Dictionary.

titties, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, hooters, dirty pillows, gazongas, yabbos, knockers, fun bags, honkers, headlights, baps, ta-tas, naturals, bahama mammas, balloons, bosooms, boulders, brown suckies, Cadillac bumper bullets, cones, doorknobs, floppers, gams, gazangas, jungle t~~~, mounds, mountains, marshmallows, grenadoes, hogans, honkers, bazongoes, bazookas, bazooms, bazoos, ninnies, nips, nupies, beamers, starter buttons, tads, handles, tatas, bee stings, jobes, cup cakes, cushions, dairy section, highbeams, knobs, love apples, watermellons, wazoos, whoppers, winnebagos, mambas, milk factories, perkies, pillows, pink chewies, rack, torpedoes, towel racks.

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