Brat, boy, s~~~!

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Inspired by Blade! lol
Well, international relationships have always been a delicate thing. A single wrong world word may leads to a real f~~~ up, so…

When you hear from a Russian something about s~~~, you will get it wrong for sure, because he talks about a shield. In the Russian language, a shield sounds indeed like “s~~~”.

When you get closer, you may be called as “brat”! It can make you angry since you did nothing wrong! Calm down, now he is considering you a trustful person. Brat means a brother in the Russian.

Boy. You would never guess what it does mean in Russian. No, it’s not a little kid. The word that sounds like “boy” means a combat.

Doesn’t matter if you fight against Russians or along with Russians you should know what the word “mir” does mean. It’s a tricky word has two meanings: “a world” and “peace”. So you would probably misunderstand if Russians wish for peace or they want take the world!

PS: Some funny examples more.
The Turkish jewelry stores appeared in Russia after collapse of the Soviet Union were named “Durak”. There is nothing wrong when it comes to the English language, it’s merely meant “a station”, but in the Russian language the word “durak” means a fool!

“Bledina” is a well-known baby nutrition from the French company “Danon”. But once it had appeared in the Russian food stores it demands for an immediate rename, because “bledina” was read as “a whore” by Russians. Anyway, it made many people smile in those hard times! lol

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[bladeParticipant]

That was an intresting little read.Here is one for you.There are two times as many kangaroos as there are people in Australia.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Are there jokes about giving them a citizenship?

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[bladeParticipant]

Some places in the out back it is very dangerous around dawn when you are driving because they all are on the move to go find shade for the day.Worse place i had seen for this was a heading west out of Moree Nsw..Road trains trucks with multiple trailers just f~~~ing hit them because they can’t stop.When ya get a bit further out you will find the odd emu thats been cleaned up to.Road trains make a f~~~ing mess of them to when they hit them.Where i live now i am straight across from the beach.See whales go past at whale season and dolphins .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Lol. Yep, it’s the Darwin’s Law – a road train truck is harder! It looks really impressive. How are you overtaking them on the road? It would take enough time even for my Wild Grandpa with 5.2L engine! lol
Don’t tease me. I adore all stuff which tied with the underwater life, even I’ve never been to the ocean!

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

That was an intresting little read.Here is one for you.There are two times as many kangaroos as there are people in Australia.

How do they taste? I would raise some but they’ll jump the fence.

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

blade wrote:

That was an intresting little read.Here is one for you.There are two times as many kangaroos as there are people in Australia.

How do they taste? I would raise some but they’ll jump the fence.

Really nice but you got to know how to cook it.You can buy it here from the supermarket. Kangaroo steak in bush plum sauce and the sauseges are f~~~ing unbelievable.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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