BONOBO

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

My mates got a massive nose
No need to tell him
He already knows

Walks around like he owns the place
He’s that big
He’s got his own parking space

Talks with a mouthful of food
Goes in one end
Out the other
How crude!

Has one strand of hair that he presses over into a combover fashion
Collects straight-jackets
That’s his passion

Whatever floats his boat
He’s lower than a snakes waist-coat

My mates got ears the shape of a mug
Give the massive f*ckers a tug

Moves on the dancefloor
With the grace of a slug
Has a face only your Mother could love

OH I SAY, WHAT’S ALL THAT FUSS?
IT’S A GYRATION OF THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!

One ass-burger away from reserving that hearse
Things couldn’t be worse

Never gives me a call
I think he’d rather converse
To a brick wall

He’s a one-bollock bloke
He was that lazy as a twit
Rather than front-crawl
He breast stroked

Paddling as a Zygote
Straddling with a big hairy spotty bot

Still
It’s not as big as the organ
With all that snot

It’s got it’s own postcode
No matter how many Princesses he’ll kiss
He’ll always be an ugly little toad

Lives in a four-walled abode
With posters of chicks

He could’ve been a model
For horror pics

He’s that ugly
He was even rejected
By a selfie-stick

He tried that see food diet
The bastards still on it
It’s about time the c*nt quit

A 300lb bundle of goo
Twice the size of me and you

Looks like the letter O

HE’S A BONOBO

[HermitParticipant]

“Moves on the dancefloor
With the grace of a slug”

That line made me laugh.

The rest reads like it was written by a pimple faced teenager on the bathroom wall. Hang it up Combover! Your poetry is schit! You are the nastiness that collects in the corners of really old men’s mouths.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

“Moves on the dancefloorWith the grace of a slug”
That line made me laugh.
The rest reads like it was written by a pimple faced teenager on the bathroom wall. Hang it up Combover! Your poetry is schit! You are the nastiness that collects in the corners of really old men’s mouths.

Jealous bitter middle-aged man with a huge shameful girth. I and others wuffle at you.
I have found most dimensionally challenged specimens to be spiteful, you are not the exception.
Now, let me see that ass again….

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

“Moves on the dancefloorWith the grace of a slug”That line made me laugh.The rest reads like it was written by a pimple faced teenager on the bathroom wall. Hang it up Combover! Your poetry is schit! You are the nastiness that collects in the corners of really old men’s mouths.

Jealous bitter middle-aged man with a huge shameful girth. I and others wuffle at you.I have found most dimensionally challenged specimens to be spiteful, you are not the exception.Now, let me see that ass again….

Jealous of what, freak show? You are dog snot. Go write another meaningless rambling.

At 52, I’d say I’m well past middle aged. However, I have had compliments from women on my “girth”.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

“Moves on the dancefloorWith the grace of a slug”That line made me laugh.The rest reads like it was written by a pimple faced teenager on the bathroom wall. Hang it up Combover! Your poetry is schit! You are the nastiness that collects in the corners of really old men’s mouths.

Jealous bitter middle-aged man with a huge shameful girth. I and others wuffle at you.I have found most dimensionally challenged specimens to be spiteful, you are not the exception.Now, let me see that ass again….

Jealous of what, freak show? You are dog snot. Go write another meaningless rambling.
At 52, I’d say I’m well past middle aged. However, I have had compliments from women on my “girth”.

Girth around you’re waist zipperhead.
This poem resonates with you, fat f~~~er. Now and go shovel more cholesterol ridden food into that Gingivitis toothless mouth.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

“Moves on the dancefloorWith the grace of a slug”That line made me laugh.The rest reads like it was written by a pimple faced teenager on the bathroom wall. Hang it up Combover! Your poetry is schit! You are the nastiness that collects in the corners of really old men’s mouths.

Jealous bitter middle-aged man with a huge shameful girth. I and others wuffle at you.I have found most dimensionally challenged specimens to be spiteful, you are not the exception.Now, let me see that ass again….

Jealous of what, freak show? You are dog snot. Go write another meaningless rambling.At 52, I’d say I’m well past middle aged. However, I have had compliments from women on my “girth”.

Girth around you’re waist zipperhead.This poem resonates with you, fat f~~~er. Now and go shovel more cholesterol ridden food into that Gingivitis toothless mouth.

Here, this video is for you. I hope you enjoy it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

This video why. “Rainbow” because you think I am an alphabet soup, or they all have long hair….
I prefer Goth rock and New Wave.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

This video why. “Rainbow” because you think I am an alphabet soup, or they all have long hair….I prefer Goth rock and New Wave.

No hidden reason, you doofus. I just like the band. They are all family members ranging from 10 years old to 19. They’re a family from Romania. I think they are really talented. The lead singer has an amazing voice.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

In this real world, SuperModels sometimes chase & catch guys you described as Mr. BONOBO .. “I don’t know why”, ask them! .. they just do.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

hmskl’d wrote:

In this real world, SuperModels sometimes chase & catch guys you described as Mr. BONOBO .. “I don’t know why”, ask them! .. they just do.

I have conversed with them in detail regarding this most pressing matter. They retorted that “they” remind them of inanimate fur that kept them both safe and warm at night.
I also enquired as to why she is shaped like a cigarette. Thus far no retort, except a derisive snort.

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