BLADE FOR WORLD LEADER

[bladeParticipant]

((((HUMUOR)))))ITS A JOKE . BE FUNNY .

You are all on my committee . You are my advisors . If you want to represent your country thats cool .

CHINA

Ok china . You are no longer having all that f~~~ing territory in the south china sea . You can have Taiwan because everything they make is s~~~ just like ya selves . Japan is f~~~ed so i will throw that radio active s~~~ hole in the deal to . But half price sex bots will be expected . All your citizens are to return except for your chefs because I like there cooking and s~~~ . There will be no refund on all the s~~~ you have bought up in our countries. Just to f~~~ing bad . We will throw you a bit of coin for ya panda bears but thats all ya f~~~ing getting , and ya better not eat the c~~~s either . Get smart and we will put ya in ya place you little pricks .

JEWS

It is just constant s~~~ while ever you guys stay there . Its a f~~~ing desert so don’t carry on . Pack ya s~~~ up and we are going to give you the Simpson DESERT here in oz . Should of taken Western Australia after world War 2 . You can run some pipes from the sea and desalination water . Theres camels and other s~~~ out there . You can bring ya f~~~ing relics here i am sure god won’t be p~~~ed if you move house . But there is no more jewing of every c~~~ you have to stand on ya own two feet . We will threw in a free wailing wall for you to rock to . Speaking of rocks .

MUSLIMS

Ok i got rid of the jews for you so no more f~~~ing whinging . There will be no more blowing s~~~ up by the western world . Now pack up ya s~~~ it’s time to go home . You can have sharia and ya f~~~ing oil and keep it . We the rest of the world will leave you completely alone . We don’t want to know you anymore and now there is no more excuses for f~~~ing with us . Don’t ask us for money or any thing . If you are going to jihad each other and s~~~ we don’t give a f~~~ . I will threw in 6000 goats to do as you please . If you want our woman feal f~~~ing free we will ship them free of charge . But wait there’s more . We will throw in some Hollywood actors . Whoopi Goldberg would make a good stoning character . Robert deniro you could strap a detonation vest to him . That would be mind blowing . You can take all leftist manginas for slaves . You can keep Sweden because they love mussie c~~~ and it is a nice place for you to holiday . Lots of fun s~~~ to do there like pack rape a feminist and maybe a bit of stoning here and there . Don’t give a f~~~ about sweden do as ya want .

Mexicans

Thanks for your idea’s on tacos and burritos and thats about all . Pack your s~~~ up and f~~~ off to . There will be a few thousand vaults added to the fence . If you got problems with drug cartels you f~~~ing need to deal with it . No more seaestas get of your asses .

Europe

Now ya free of the muslim problem and there happy time to pull your s~~~ together .

AFRICA

All we give a f~~~ about is the animals .

LETS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PEACEFUL PLACE .

My advisors will add there idea’s . Shoot away bro’s we are running the world .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[HitmanParticipant]

diversity is a STRENGTH.
that was the LIE i was taught my whole life.
and i have no room in my heart for hate.
but people are tribal in nature,
and will go with their own instinctively.
it happens the minute you go to prison.
i have friends of many colors because i grew up in NYC.
i would take a bullet for them,
but NEVER BECAUSE of them.
..big difference.
..
i think that was a pretty damn good job blade,
i’m hitting the truth serum tonight so that’s it for me..
i will read replys..
peace.

[HitmanParticipant]

All right.
had a snack…
.
U.S. annex of North and all of South america,
England,Ireland.Scotland join the U.S.
We keep Taiwan.
Japan stays under our wing.
Australia joins U.S.
Russia dominates Europe with the rest of the E.U.alive.
Sweden taken back and all political dissidents expelled or re-educated.
U.S./Russian joint attack on China.
They are run through like Gen.Douglas MacArthur would have done if allowed .
aprox 1 million Chinese spared from death minus Taiwan.
..middle east is laid to ruins.
Muslims classified as a political ideology and not a religion.
eradicated.
Peace on earth and goodwill toward all men !
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great imaginary game..

[bladeParticipant]

Having a beer to bro first in a while . Its a muck around thread i so want humor . Want to hear funny advice just to bring mgtow community together as a funny s~~~ . Take the serious out . My daughters have a very small percentage of abbo blood from some one well known in a tree . LETS HAVE FUN .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

You hit man i will put high up on my staff . I am on my third can . You will be invited to a p~~~ up with putin and trump . We are going to watch some porn . It’s michelle obama does bill and george . It’s a remake of Debbie does dallas .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Going to let tower keep his country there in Massachusetts . But he is going to have to make a sacrifice . Mussies think pandora is hot so he is going to have to hand her over for world peace . Sorry tower but you been ya own country you can deal with them .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

You are kn charge of your state stealthy . Your wish is my command . I am also going to put you in charge of sex minister . You will need to make sure fleshlights and sex bots keep flowing and no c~~~ f~~~s up porn for us . Thx is in charge of the middle east . Gem stone i am waiting on for the jew leader . Hope these two boys are happy but we have to wait for their deal proposal .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 24]

Ok Blade, I know this thread is tongue in cheek, but I am going to be dead serious and pretend I am supreme leader of the U.S. as I have no idea what to do about the whole world so I will just start here. Now, mind you, I just argued against such an idea in another thread as I think we need a rollback in powers and not a dictator as at least one person here was wanting…

Firstly, no more foreign aid to any country that is not literally starving to death and facing massive humanitarian crises. So, Israel, instead of receiving the most in foreign aid since 76, you get nothing. You guys are wealthy already, and have insanely wealthy supporters around the world, no more leeching when the money could be much better spent. Any mess you are in right now is 100% due to your own behavior, correct that s~~~. Also, how the f~~~ does a small country of only 7 million that is wealthy already get the most in foreign aid??? WTF???

Secondly, I would impose sanctions against nations that are behaving like assholes. So, Israel, the fact that your very existence is due to constant theft and wars that YOU started, you would be sanctioned to high hell until you started behaving like compassionate human beings. No more stealing and killing…The s~~~ has gone on for far to long whilst your puppet presidents here in the U.S. have eternally looked the other way in regards to it all. I would also stop using the power of veto in the U.N. to block Palestines bid at statehood on Israels behalf, and would not lift sanctions until Israel gave all the land back that was agreed upon after the 6 day war.

Thirdly, I would reduce the U.S. military to about 1/10th of what it is today. The money spent on what amounts to nothing more than a special interest enforcement team of droogs is beyond transparent at this point. I would only play defense, I would only have a few strategic bases around the world. Money saved could be used to improve the country, and to help out countries in real need of aid, this would include much of West Africa. We should help build instead of destroy. A real space program in which we united nations that wanted to participate would be something to unite people in a dream instead of divide with war would be a great idea as well.

Immigration? Legal and vetted immigrants only. Enforce borders and build a stronger country by picking and choosing who we let in for the most part. Other countries do the same, only Globalists would be against this. Without borders, you have no country. Without countries, you have nobody working in the interest of their people. A supreme ruler of the world, a Globalist empire, would just mean more power in less peoples hands, not a good idea considering what I have seen people do when they have power.

End the war on drugs. Another money pit. Decriminalize everything and get rid of most prisons, replace them with treatment centers. Portugal did this recently, and it seems to be working out well, and is FAR more cost effective and better for society on the whole as I don’t see how getting f~~~ed in the ass would make me want to do LESS drugs.

Make it illegal to track race. This goes full circle. Get over it already. Meaning, any time one refers to race on any level and uses it to judge or award something, that is THE VERY DEFINITION OF RACISM. Time to let it go. It had been fading away in the days of my youth in the 80’s, but somehow racial tensions have been stoked again, and not by the Right. If anything there should be a class war, not a race war you dumb motherf~~~ers.

So, I got this far and only swore three times? Damn I must be in a good mood today.

Elric will likely not be showing up Blade, as the U.S. is already serving his interests.

I can keep going, but I got video games to play and weed to smoke. Peace out from supreme ruler of the U.S.A. THX 1138.

[Anonymous 22]

Make online gambling legal, like it is in most European countries.

Everyone can take care of themselves so it’s kind of strange that the US Government thinks adults are like children that don’t know what’s best for them.

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