Bitches and bicycles

[Russky2Participant 3086]

F~~~ man…I need to vent a little bit. Today I was going back from work on my bicycle and I see this medium size land whale in front of me with her precious little chihuahua, already barking at me from a mile away. You’d think this little s~~~ was thinking there is a RUssian invasion! Why are these little dogs the most annoying? THey never STFU!

So here’s the thing. I was riding on a sidewalk, which is of course illegal. But these Bylaw pricks never consider the statistics, that driving on the road is actually a bit dangerous. They have these bike lanes around the city, but no everywhere. So I’m forced to ride in the same lane as a car would if I would have to make a left turn. And guess what? When I do that, they start yelling “Get off the road you *****”, and something along the lines…

So I’ve decided to give the sidewalk a chance and this bitch sees me coming towards her. I also slowed down and went on a grassy area so as not to hit her dog and make space for them to walk by. And you know what? This bitch says that there’s a road for a bike and that next time she will call the cops! But she yelled that as I was passing by. I had this urge to turn around and literally drag this bitch onto the road and ask her if she feels safe there?

THe funny thing is that the same day I saw two f~~~ing land whales cycling on a faken sidewalk. BTW none of them bothered sharing the sidewalk! Man…I am now thinking about getting a gun and start shooting these self entitled c~~~s! The hypocrite of feminist c~~~s is unbelievable and utterly disgusting!!! I am pretty much forced to either risk my life and tolerating insults both on the road and sidewalk, or force to throw or sell my bike away. And the law is definitely not in cyclist’s favour, nor men’s favor.

MGTOW AKBAR

[experiencedParticipant]

Getting a gun and shooting women is never a good idea.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Your avatar is awesome and I feel your frustration regarding bikes on the road. I don’t know if you live in the states, but bicyclists will never be welcome on any road here. I don’t get upset at them because I know it’s legal to ride your bike on a road, but people don’t care. I love riding my bike, but I only do it on paths because of how dangerously people drive, and how little they pay attention.

Next time, just yell back a nice “F You Fatso” No need to get upset over dumb women. I’ve wasted my energy getting upset at fat whales and it didn’t do any good. Just know that the fat ass will most likely have health serious problems in the future due to her inability to shut her fat mouth.

[Anonymous 54]

I’m sure you meant a squirt gun corrcect?(answer that ) The little dogs act like that because they have no leader. I love ridding a bicycle. I try to stay off main roads.I ride on the left shoulder (In the states) witch is wrong,but I ditch it left when a car comes. People in cars are annoyed buy us cause we’re too slow. Witch we are.

[Anonymous 54]

Hey just remember that land whales are miserable cause they don’t get the good boneing they need. Like horny beached whales that no one wants to help.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Russky2 wrote:

THe funny thing is that the same day I saw two f~~~ing land whales cycling on a faken sidewalk.

Actually those womanatees should be encouraged in their exercise. And they probably have the same concerns about riding on the road as you have. Probably more, actually, since they both present a larger target.

Russky2 wrote:

I am now thinking about getting a gun and start shooting these self entitled c~~~s!

Don’t bother. There’s no need to get angry with them, and there’s certainly no call for shooting them. Shooting her would be putting her out of her misery. Even if the law disagrees, it would be a kindness. Why would you do that for her?

It’s better to know what they really are and laugh at them. Trust me, that landwhale with the yaprat is miserable. Her life sucks. Fat women like that only get those horrible little dogs because they are so disgusting no man will give them what they really want: a child. Her life is a meaningless miserable empty shell of loneliness and bile, and she damn well knows it. And because she blames everyone else for her failure as a human being, she will never, ever take steps to fix it. And it’s only going to get worse as she gets older.

She’s doomed.

And she did it to herself.

And that’s hilarious.

Which is why, instead of getting angry with them, you should be as polite and courteous and obviously happy in your own life as possible. Smile!

Because there’s nothing women like that hate more, there’s nothing that hurts them to their very core, than seeing other people happy, especially seeing men happy.

But that is not our problem.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

“One Adam-12, One Adam-12, ignore the real crime your solving right now and respond to a man riding his bicycle harmlessly down sidewalk.”

Yeah, I can really see that happening.

For three years I commuted by bike all year long, even in the depths of Michigan winters (bought a fat tire bike with studded tires). I rode the quiet, neighborhood back streets for the six miles each way to work. But this year I stopped. You know why? Because I’ve had way too many close calls, that’s why. Besides, by the time I’d get to work or home, I’d be so p~~~ed off by all the s~~~ty people driving so s~~~ty that it ruined the whole experience.

The last straw was the f~~~tard that drove his truck into a pack of bicyclists a few months ago, killing five of them. And just this morning I read in the paper that bicyclist and pedestrian fatalities have rising 10% in the last year alone. But that follows a ten year long climb in increases. I blame smart phones and navigation systems in cars for the increase.

At this point in my life, the only acceptable condition where I’ll ride where there are cars is if the cars and bikes are physically separated, and not just by a painted line on the road.

I still mountain bike a lot and bikepack up in the National Forest, but mixing with cars, nah, I’m done.

[Anonymous 3]

Russky2 wrote:

F~~~ man…I need to vent a little bit. Today I was going back from work on my bicycle and I see this medium size land whale in front of me with her precious little chihuahua, already barking at me from a mile away. You’d think this little s~~~ was thinking there is a RUssian invasion! Why are these little dogs the most annoying? THey never STFU!

So here’s the thing. I was riding on a sidewalk, which is of course illegal. But these Bylaw pricks never consider the statistics, that driving on the road is actually a bit dangerous. They have these bike lanes around the city, but no everywhere. So I’m forced to ride in the same lane as a car would if I would have to make a left turn. And guess what? When I do that, they start yelling “Get off the road you *****”, and something along the lines…

So I’ve decided to give the sidewalk a chance and this bitch sees me coming towards her. I also slowed down and went on a grassy area so as not to hit her dog and make space for them to walk by. And you know what? This bitch says that there’s a road for a bike and that next time she will call the cops! But she yelled that as I was passing by. I had this urge to turn around and literally drag this bitch onto the road and ask her if she feels safe there?

THe funny thing is that the same day I saw two f~~~ing land whales cycling on a faken sidewalk. BTW none of them bothered sharing the sidewalk! Man…I am now thinking about getting a gun and start shooting these self entitled c~~~s! The hypocrite of feminist c~~~s is unbelievable and utterly disgusting!!! I am pretty much forced to either risk my life and tolerating insults both on the road and sidewalk, or force to throw or sell my bike away. And the law is definitely not in cyclist’s favour, nor men’s favor.

Lucky it wasn’t me. I would have given the bitch an earful.

[experiencedParticipant]

Mr. Man wrote:

“One Adam-12, One Adam-12, ignore the real crime your solving right now and respond to a man riding his bicycle harmlessly down sidewalk.”

Yeah, I can really see that happening.

For three years I commuted by bike all year long, even in the depths of Michigan winters (bought a fat tire bike with studded tires). I rode the quiet, neighborhood back streets for the six miles each way to work. But this year I stopped. You know why? Because I’ve had way too many close calls, that’s why. Besides, by the time I’d get to work or home, I’d be so p~~~ed off by all the s~~~ty people driving so s~~~ty that it ruined the whole experience.

The last straw was the f~~~tard that drove his truck into a pack of bicyclists a few months ago, killing five of them. And just this morning I read in the paper that bicyclist and pedestrian fatalities have rising 10% in the last year alone. But that follows a ten year long climb in increases. I blame smart phones and navigation systems in cars for the increase.

At this point in my life, the only acceptable condition where I’ll ride where there are cars is if the cars and bikes are physically separated, and not just by a painted line on the road.

I still mountain bike a lot and bikepack up in the National Forest, but mixing with cars, nah, I’m done.

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The earlier ones were the best:

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"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[BoarParticipant]

Russky,

I feel your pain in exquisite detail. I work in a bike shop and I commute by bike. The things I have seen leave my amazed.

I can verify that women are the worst drivers out there. And the most distracted as well. Have to post to facebook all the time otherwise their value declines.

Women are also the most entitled people on the planet be it on a sidewalk or off. They reserve the right to be there, you occupying that space is a privilege. I cannot count the number of times I have encountered a pod of womanetees–thanks Sidecar–blubbering along on a multi-use path and have to divert off the path to get around them.

And finally, women are the laziest creatures on earth. Most, not all, but most of them come into the bike shop to buy the most comfortable, slowest and least-likely-to-break-a-sweat-bike we have. Hell, most of the time they do not even care what bike they get as long as the color is right.

As a side note, are there any alternate routes you could take for your trip? If it includes multi-modal commuting (like taking a bus to a different starting point for your ride) it may not save you time, but it may save the cycling experience.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m sure you meant a squirt gun corrcect?(answer that ) The little dogs act like that because they have no leader. I love ridding a bicycle. I try to stay off main roads.I ride on the left shoulder (In the states) witch is wrong,but I ditch it left when a car comes. People in cars are annoyed buy us cause we’re too slow. Witch we are.

Fat c~~~s aren’t worth life in prison so he should just use paintball guns instead. Of course there is a risk of the c~~~s calling the police and him getting shot by cops and he will also get thrown in prison of he actually shoots one but at least the fat f~~~s would have to start running from him.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Boar wrote:

womanetees–thanks Sidecar

Can’t take credit for that one. I think Stealthy or CPig came up with “womanatee”.

I just stole it. Shamelessly. Because some things are so perfect you can’t not steal them.

And I’m serious about smiling and being as polite and obviously happy as possible to these fat thunderc~~~s. The rage and hurt it causes them is spectacular to see.

And when a woman is angry with you, it means you are doing things right. The more angry she is, the more right you are. Be right.

[Russky2Participant 3086]

Hey guys. Just to clarify, I didn’t literally mean to get a gun but you know how it feels when they p~~~ you of right? Although under Sharia law we will probably be allowed to do that? Hey at least you can look at the brighter side of the Islamic invasion (NOT).

I am p~~~ed of at everything. Feminism, Islamic invasion of East and West. The whole f~~~ing world is going to S~~~!!! And I can’t ride my bike on the side walk lol. Soon enough men won’t be able to walk on the sidewalk without getting some kind of permission from Feminazis.

When will we rise up against this domestic and foreign invasion that is spreading like cancer? We are too soft and docile to do anything about it now..basically we are doomed!

MGTOW AKBAR

[experiencedParticipant]

Russky2 wrote:

Hey guys. Just to clarify, I didn’t literally mean to get a gun but you know how it feels when they p~~~ you of right? Although under Sharia law we will probably be allowed to do that? Hey at least you can look at the brighter side of the Islamic invasion (NOT).
I am p~~~ed of at everything. Feminism, Islamic invasion of East and West. The whole f~~~ing world is going to S~~~!!! And I can’t ride my bike on the side walk lol. Soon enough men won’t be able to walk on the sidewalk without getting some kind of permission from Feminazis.
When will we rise up against this domestic and foreign invasion that is spreading like cancer? We are too soft and docile to do anything about it now..basically we are doomed!

“They” will lose via our most effective weapon, our absence.
MGTOW = absence.
So they s~~~ and p~~~, berate and swat, at Nothing.
Pitch a fit bitches! A bitch fit! “RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
How many fits can a fitting bitch fit? “RRREEEEEEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEE!”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Russky2Participant 3086]

experienced wrote:

Russky2 wrote:

Hey guys. Just to clarify, I didn’t literally mean to get a gun but you know how it feels when they p~~~ you of right? Although under Sharia law we will probably be allowed to do that? Hey at least you can look at the brighter side of the Islamic invasion (NOT).
I am p~~~ed of at everything. Feminism, Islamic invasion of East and West. The whole f~~~ing world is going to S~~~!!! And I can’t ride my bike on the side walk lol. Soon enough men won’t be able to walk on the sidewalk without getting some kind of permission from Feminazis.
When will we rise up against this domestic and foreign invasion that is spreading like cancer? We are too soft and docile to do anything about it now..basically we are doomed!

“They” will lose via our most effective weapon, our absence.
MGTOW = absence.
So they s~~~ and p~~~, berate and swat, at Nothing.
Pitch a fit bitches! A bitch fit! “RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
How many fits can a fitting bitch fit? “RRREEEEEEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEE!”

LMFAO 😀

MGTOW AKBAR

[Anonymous 11]

Russky2 wrote:

So here’s the thing. I was riding on a sidewalk, which is of course illegal. But these Bylaw pricks never consider the statistics

I know what you mean. It’s illegal here too and I’ve primo sidewalks. It’s utterly ignorant to even be. I can see yield to pedestrians as the rule. I ignore the law and so do the police officers. Many times, officer’s discretion is a good thing.

Land whales do themselves in in time. Just don’t be one’s keeper.

[AttonParticipant]

I am surprised that bicycles can even handle land whales.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 22]

I think it’s so important not to give any attention to fat ladies. 99% of fat women are almost always in bad mood. Even a small amount of attention is more than they deserve. They don’t even deserve any negative attention!

Make them feel totally worthless by completely ignoring them.

If they want to embarrass themselves in public by being loud and ill-mannered, let them do that. Any normal person who witnesses the situation can tell who the rude person is.

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