Best Job for Drinking

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I was thinking, what would be the best job to just work and drink? I’ve been sober for way too long, and my career needs a good change. I really would like to get a job, doesn’t matter the pay, that allows me to sip some fine spirits while I work.

Obviously truck driving and heavy machinery are out of the question. I’m thinking more like writing.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Anonymous 42]

Hazardous waste disposal of toxic compounds, those guys always look drunk even when they aren’t drinking!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

a bartender?

in Soviet Union the drunkard job was – plumbing. Don’t know why. It was so widespread that it was customary to pay plumbers with vodka

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[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

Become part of a rock-n-roll band.

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[RoyDalParticipant]

Night guard at a warehouse.

Painter and sculptor of modern art.

Someone with a residual income who doesn’t need to work anymore, such as a landlord. Just make sure you are sober while driving the rent checks to the bank!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[HitmanParticipant]

college professor.. no , i got it !
welfare recipient.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Hitman wrote:

college professor.

One of the senior profs at my university would show up at 9am lectures reeking of booze. I could smell it on him a couple rows back. Apparently he’d been doing this for years.

Hitman wrote:

welfare recipient.

You mean, a drunk welfare recipient living in a trailer park. The white trash trifecta!

[HitmanParticipant]

outstanding matt !
funny f~~~in stuff !!!
+ 100 for you !
thanks for the laugh brother !

[VerityPhantomSpectator 263]

@bigd The food industry is a good place for that, my boss had a glass of whiskey on her desk the other day. It just depends what kind of kitchen you work in, I imagine I could come into work pretty buzzed and no one would care but I try to keep it professional as possible because I have a job to do and I’m going to do it the best I can. Writing like you said is a perfect job to get all f~~~ed up too, that way you can just get lost in your thoughts and relax and come up with some interesting ideas. But a career change really? I imagine you worked hard to be in the career you are in now, why such a drastic change?

[VerityPhantomSpectator 263]

@roydal weren’t people looking for you? Well now you’re found! Good to see you’re okay.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I have a different problem – I need me a best job for smoking weed. I love growing, but can’t do that anymore since my divorce. Can’t afford to be blackmailable for any reason.
I hate how more and more places have random drug testing. How unconstitutional and invasive that is.

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[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

I have a mate here in Australia who is the Chief Brewer at a boutique beer brand. When he told us, I swear, every guy looked at him at that arvo (afternoon) BBQ as a God.

He is still there, makes well over $200K+ a year plus company perks and gets to drink ALL the time.

[OldBillParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

college professor…

This.

I live near a state university. Once you get tenure, you’re basically untouchable.

Through some relatives, I’m acquainted with a piece of s~~~ who teaches in the English department of a small liberal arts college a few hours north of me. It was originally a nursing and teaching school but, when the feds and state began pouring money into “higher’ education via grants, it expanded in order to get in on the gravy train.

This guy’s doctoral “thesis” was on haiku and he managed to get it at a somewhat dodgy college in the Midwest a few years before it closed. He “teaches” as few courses as possible, is either drunk or stoned or both most hours, and, until the current climate made it too dangerous, was f~~~ing two or three different co-eds each semester. He’s also been granted paid sabbaticals at least three times to dry out, once for nearly a year.

A few years ago, I bumped into him at a five-year-old’s birthday party. He was carrying a cigar box full of weed and was asking the guests if any of them wanted to get high. Another man and I wrangled him into his car and drove him home 45 minutes one way.

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[RoyDalParticipant]

VerityPhantom wrote:

@Roydal weren’t people looking for you? Well now you’re found! Good to see you’re okay.

I was on my way to Divine Services one evening and took a wrong turn or two and ended up in a grog shop.

OldBill wrote:

I live near a state university. Once you get tenure, you’re basically untouchable.

MattNYC wrote:

One of the senior profs at my university would show up at 9am lectures reeking of booze. I could smell it on him a couple rows back. Apparently he’d been doing this for years.

A tenured professor. I should have thought of that! BTW, the prof should switch to vodka, perhaps a dollop in his coffee. One of my former girlfriends did this, and it worked quite well. Oh, she hid the vodka behind the good china so we wouldn’t know she was a drinking woman. Didn’t work, but some points for trying.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Well, I wouldn’t qualify for welfare recipient, even if I tried. College Professor is an idea. However, I don’t think I could pull the liberal agenda.

However, food industry seems like a plan I could get behind.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

BigD wrote:

Well, I wouldn’t qualify for welfare recipient, even if I tried. College Professor is an idea. However, I don’t think I could pull the liberal agenda.

The prof i’m talking about was in the hard sciences at an engineering university. Just about everyone there was middle-of-the-road or conservative, politically. FYI.

You could also do something in sales or client-relations: work with clients & potential clients during the day, take them out on the company dime at night.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

VerityPhantom wrote:

@bigd The food industry is a good place for that, my boss had a glass of whiskey on her desk the other day. It just depends what kind of kitchen you work in, I imagine I could come into work pretty buzzed and no one would care but I try to keep it professional as possible because I have a job to do and I’m going to do it the best I can. Writing like you said is a perfect job to get all f~~~ed up too, that way you can just get lost in your thoughts and relax and come up with some interesting ideas. But a career change really? I imagine you worked hard to be in the career you are in now, why such a drastic change?

It’s simple. I made my money in my current career. However, where I am forced to work I only get to have a beer every 6 months or so. I figure I need one of those jobs where I can sit at a big wooden desk, pour a drink, and look cool while I am deep in thought.

In all seriousness, I am looking at retiring soon, but I can’t honestly see myself just doing nothing. I have to have something constructive to do. However, I want that something constructive to be something that can involve fine spirits and beer.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[VerityPhantomSpectator 263]

@bigd Well I still recommend the restaurant business… You can sit there and order cucumber, zucchini, melons, berries, meats, cheeses, etc… You get the point? It is still a job to occupy your time, and it will be your responsibility to make sure you and your employees are doing it right, and if they’re not. You can yell at them and say “HEY F~~~FACES!!! DO YOUR GODDAMN JOBS!!!” In a sense it has responsibility and stress at the same time. But not too much stress since you have some money. My idea someday is to get into real estate than I’d like to be executive chef of my own restaurant. And later on my ultimate dream is to make a chain of restaurants, just take your dreams as far as you want to go. What and Where do you want to be and do? Ask yourself what makes you HAPPY.

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