Be My Valentine

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Would you be so kind and be my Valentine?, I’ll take you down the Rhine, book a table to wine and dine, if you are just able to be my Valentine

Just for a day, a short time

Don’t leave me all alone to phone that chat-line, a feeling of repine, be my Valentine

Spend multiple dime on a dress design. A lime refine just to be consigned to someone who constantly whines

Dressed up to the nines for a Valentine bump and grind. A two-minute pump and dump entwine

Lying supine all divine, two lovers intertwined on cloud nine

Comes around once a year, I fear my opine is crystal clear

No Valentine for this swine my dear!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I scared all the c~~~s next door and had the men laughing. I said, “hey! Happy Valentines. Now come here and let me give you a big kiss!”

They pretend like “yucky, ewwww” But those dirty blue haired fatties love that s~~~. I bet she flicks her bean and thinks of me plowing her sandbox.

Anyway, glad I could make some random people laugh today. Sometimes you have to have joy in your heart and if people cant take a joke, f~~~ them! (not literally)

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I scared all the c~~~s next door and had the men laughing. I said, “hey! Happy Valentines. Now come here and let me give you a big kiss!”
They pretend like “yucky, ewwww” But those dirty blue haired fatties love that s~~~. I bet she flicks her bean and thinks of me plowing her sandbox.
Anyway, glad I could make some random people laugh today. Sometimes you have to have joy in your heart and if people cant take a joke, f~~~ them! (not literally)

A specimen of your calibre would have them moist in ten seconds flat. A mean, supreme marine.

Make sure you wear one. A glow in the dark one to match their hair.

Keep confounding the Quiltbags matey!

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