Batman Is Getting MARRIED!!

[Anonymous 6]

Wayne Enterprises has an annual revenue of $31.3 billion Bruce Wayne is worth $ 9.2 billion according to Forbes’. I hope Bruce has a pre-nup

[bladeParticipant]

I thought batman and robin were new age and gay

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[VassagoShaxParticipant 255]

Can’t say I’m surprised. The caped crusader spends the majority of his time trading punches with low life’s, being blown up, shot, drugged and stabbed. I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume years of service has resulted in a bit of brain damage.

And you know, with his obvious wealth it’s a miracle some female prospector didn’t strike gold with him years ago. Hrm. Perhaps he’s decided he has too much money, about time he gave it to charity, namely the charity called women.

[roninParticipant 341]

Who is she? Catwoman or Batgirl?

We are at the dawn of a New Era. We are the Vanguard.-Greg Honda.

[Anonymous 6]

ronin wrote:

Who is she? Catwoman or Batgirl?

Looks like Batgirl. Catwoman only has her eyes covered. Batgirl has an entire hood. That looks like a hood in the picture.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

After he gets divorced, all the lawyers of Gotham are going to get their ass kicked.

[Anonymous 6]

Morpheus wrote:

After he gets divorced, all the lawyers of Gotham are going to get their ass kicked.

Or he could just send Joker after her.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Anonymous wrote:

Bruce has a pre-nup

Pre-nups can be overturned in any instant!

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[AutoliteParticipant]

After the big “D”, I think ole Bruce will end up having to live permanently in his bat cave…

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

This is not the first time Bruce Wayne has married Selena Kyle. This was how the originally Batman comics ended.

Though, for those keeping up with Batman comments. Selena will end the engagement once she learns who Batman has been keeping in the basement of the Batcave.

Here is a hint: “Ha. Ha.”

(Look up the reviews on the comic “Forge” on youtube. And no it is the DC comic, not the X-man Forge.)

To be fair, since a year ago, DC comics did a major “U” turn away from the SJW bulls~~~ with their “Rebirth” storyline that encompasses their entire comicline. DC is not perfect, but some of their comics are now readable.

[Anonymous 6]

Autolite wrote:

After the big “D”, I think ole Bruce will end up having to live permanently in his bat cave…

Too late, she turned the Bat Cave into a shoe closet

[rightturnclydeParticipant 705]

This explains it. Hopefully there is a Red pill to save him in the next episode. Same bat channel, same bat time.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Anonymous wrote:

Autolite wrote:

After the big “D”, I think ole Bruce will end up having to live permanently in his bat cave…

Too late, she turned the Bat Cave into a shoe closet

At least she will have plenty of closet space.

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

What in the actual f~~~? Batman doesn’t save hoes!

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[Anonymous 6]

The Batman 2020 wrote:

What in the actual f~~~? Batman doesn’t save hoes!

I was wondering when you were going to show up. Why didn’t you tell us man, I think we should set up a going away party for ya. What do ya say??

[Anonymous 42]

Can I have the bat computer? Or the bat mobile? That chump is all done!

[AutoliteParticipant]

Faust For Science wrote:

This is not the first time Bruce Wayne has married Selena Kyle.

Married more than once!?! He must be bat-s~~~…

[Anonymous 6]

Batman has had a s~~~ ton of chicks tho:

Married Selena Kyle
Got together with Wonder Woman
Got together with Batgirl
Got together shortly with Barbara Gordon
Got tricked by Poison Ivy
Got together with childhood friend Rachael
And then all the other regular hoes.

Bats has been around the block a few times

[EasyParticipant 43]

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Autolite wrote:

Faust For Science wrote:

This is not the first time Bruce Wayne has married Selena Kyle.

Married more than once!?! He must be bat-s~~~…

From the original Pre-crisis Batman series. Different Bruce and Selena from a different timeline. Please do not ask me to explain. But, to keep it short. DC comics can be divided into four eras. Pre-crisis. Post-crisis. Post-Flashpoint. Rebirth (where the DC comics currently are).

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