"Basic Bro" Insult Trending On Facebook

[ByronParticipant 465]

Labeling men (once again) as “Basic” by “Superior” womyn currently trending on Facebook with over 11M views:

How To Tell If You're A Basic Bro

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

Posted by CollegeHumor on Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Poor womyn, having to deal with such basic creatures..

[KeymasterKeymaster]

If I were on Facebook – and I thank my personal God that I am not – I would respond by posting “how to know you’re a basic bitch”…. also by College Humor (2014). They’re late. And they produced this for a REASON:

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Maybe they got too much flack for that, since 2014 and felt a need to do a “basic bro”, because basic bitches everywhere lashed out. You’ll never see a MAN tweeting “don’t speak to me until I’ve had my Venti” while uploading a picture of his coffee cup.

That’s how a basic bitch thinks she’s showing “originality”. On Facebook, what would women know about “originality” anyway? They endlessly “like” and share stupid quotes and memes which none of them wrote themselves.

I once visited a female-only forum, and the empty headed s~~~ was truly eye-opening.

Topics like:

• “Bored. Let’s start a new topic”
• “What are you looking at right now?”

With responses like:

• “Okay what do you want to talk about?”
• “My cat. My ceiling. My phone. The hairs on my arm.”

It was a horrifying an insight as Shelly Duval’s reaction in The Shining…. when she discovered Jack had spent countless hours writing absolutely nothing.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

Just ANOTHER GREAT REASON to Dump Fakebook and Social Media in General !!

Then again, that’s just my Basic Bro Opinion.

Like I Give a S~~~ !! LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

women adding to the reasons no man should have anything to do with them.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

I won’t even both dignifying the video w/ another view count.

Football & cold LIGHT/LITE beer is pretty basic though lol.

No Wife - No Strife

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Beer is p~~~ water. Liquor is where it’s at.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Never was big into Hooters, but now I want to go after watching that.

Then again, I can save a s~~~ ton of money just staying home, making my own wings, pouring my own beer, and watching anything I want on Netflix or Amazon Prime. I guess that would make me Advanced Basic.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

“Basic Bro”?

What, did Scrub stop having any effect? Do men not line up to be treated poorly at bars anymore? Do they instead stay away from you,”Higher class” ladies now? LOL. I’ve got bad news girls. It ain’t about to get any better any time soon.

The real punchline is this. While they’re out trying to mock dudes for being “basic bros”, they will be left with no choice other than the lower tier men who will only f~~~ and fun them, only to disappear before the morning light. Us “basic bros” won’t be around to pick up the pieces, we won’t be riding into battle the “bad boys” and we won’t even really notice because “basically” we have no f~~~s to give.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 14]

Ha, thanks for the Facef~~~ update guys, haven’t been there in almost 10 years now. Sometimes I get the itch to go back and go to war, but I spend way too much of my free time smoking weed, playing video games, and avoiding mass shaming social engineering experiments as possible.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Basic c~~~:

Doesnt cook, doesnt do laundry, doesnt clean, fat, hate men, claims to be strong and Independent, selfish, take selfies.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Keymaster wrote:

I once visited a female-only forum, and the empty headed s~~~ was truly eye-opening.

Topics like:

• “Bored. Let’s start a new topic”
• “What are you looking at right now?”

With responses like:

• “Okay what do you want to talk about?”
• “My cat. My ceiling. My phone. The hairs on my arm.”

It was a horrifying an insight as Shelly Duval’s reaction in The Shining…. when she discovered Jack had spent countless hours writing absolutely nothing.

Any forum will reflect that thing we have between our ears – called a brain. And because they have NOTHING, that’s what you’ll see on their forums.

Women = Pathetic

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

A “Basic Bro” at his worst is STILL better than any level of woman at her best.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Once again women get it wrong.

It’s based bro.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

And yet it is still (basic) bros b4 (basic) hoes, right…?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’d rather throw a life preserver to safe one “basic” bro from drowning than 10 “basic” bitches.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

FaceF~~~et is CANCER.

Move on.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[FragmentedParticipant 2758]

Social media is a waste of time. And the c~~~s calling guys basic bro’s, are basic c~~~s, who can’t score bro’s they wish they could. Leave them to decay.

http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Remove me!Participant]

If you’re on Facebook and posting selfies and s~~~ you eat, you are a basic bro. But a basic bro with a basic ho is perfect together.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

I’ve found that if I’m NOT a basic bro, I’ve been thought of as less attractive and threatening.

Life is so confusing lol.

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

IRuleMe wrote:

Beer is p~~~ water. Liquor is where it’s at.

I stick to ale and Ciders. My mouth can’t handle the bitterness of liquor, tried a mojito once, bitter as hell.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

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