"Baby on Board" bumper stickers

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Slayher wrote:

I miss George.

yeah 🙁

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

What about the special baby parking spaces next to the disabled ones in front of malls and grocery stores where if you have a baby you get the same parking privilege as a person with a disability.

I find those a very convenient place to park.

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

Maybe they should make a ‘stick figure family’ bumper sticker with a landwhale, VISA, and mastercard icon?

Update: I actually found one with a single guy holding two bags of cash, one in each hand, with one leg up as in ‘Yipeee’, like he hit the f~~~ing lottery by being single. I just changed my Avatar to it — normally it’s tacky to brag about wealth, but in this context I think it appropriate. Definitely NOT putting that on my car, though. Priceless!

I also like the ones with Godzilla eating the stick figures, and the single lady with multiple cats stick figure family.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

It’s the same with all the “parents” stickers. When you see the stickers, that state they are the proud parents of a harvard or yale grad, just know that’s moms sticker, dad doesn’t feel a need to validate his life, and take credit through, the success, of his children … but mom does.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Maybe im being a little picky here but why the f~~~ do women have to broadcast to motorist that they have a kid or kids in the car? Am I supposed to drive slower,pull to another lane like an emergency stop,or tiptoe drive while she’s on the road because she gave birth. Why do they have to broadcast to the world they had unprotected sex? My indifference with women is getting very obvious because I cant understand why they do the silly stuff they do. If I have a kid in the car my focus would only be on myself driving safely instead of trying to alert other drivers to give me special treatment while in my vicinity.

THANK YOU.
You’re dead on point. It’s a great revelation of the female’s deep seeded sense of entitlement. “Drive more carefully for me, and my baby [the one out of four I didn’t abort].”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[BoarParticipant]

anonymousyam wrote:

(PS if you think i am being literal or this offends you then facebook always welcomes you because s~~~ like this will get you suspended on there).

Trolling the resident tuna on the site?

Nice!

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[experiencedParticipant]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

MGTOWmonkey wrote:

Maybe im being a little picky here but why the f~~~ do women have to broadcast to motorist that they have a kid or kids in the car? Am I supposed to drive slower,pull to another lane like an emergency stop,or tiptoe drive while she’s on the road because she gave birth. Why do they have to broadcast to the world they had unprotected sex? My indifference with women is getting very obvious because I cant understand why they do the silly stuff they do. If I have a kid in the car my focus would only be on myself driving safely instead of trying to alert other drivers to give me special treatment while in my vicinity.

THANK YOU.
You’re dead on point. It’s a great revelation of the female’s deep seeded sense of entitlement. “Drive more carefully for me, and my baby [the one out of four I didn’t abort].”

I’m waiting for the day when a man burns alive trying to get into a flipped vehicle to get the baby out, that isn’t actually there.
Anytime one of these asinine baby on board stickers is in the window with no baby onboard, the driver should be ticketed IMO.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 11]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

How did you turn out?

Two snapped pine trees on house and my entire city is under lock down with a 7PM to 7AM curfew. The eyewall passed 15 miles from where I live. Trees are down everywhere.

You are most fortunate, sir.

sidecar wrote:

Pay attention to those stickers. You will notice you only ever see those stickers on certain kinds of cars.

Would that be those Honda minivans that c~~~s covet so much?

[Anonymous 42]

Hey C-Pig, are your utilities and services underground? Around here I wouldn’t see power for months! Everything in New England is strung through a forest whereas in 1938 the plantations and farms were still visible, before the great forest took it back as the great planes opened up for farming. Tens of thousands of miles of stone walls from the settlers plantations Xcross everywhere in every conceivable direction, two intersect on my property and another one only 100 ft away, they run for miles and miles marking what was once all farm land as far as the eye can see.

These f~~~ing morons love their trees so much they prefer the cover the road with widow makers (deadwood) looming high above your windshield and large enough to swat down the power lines, not to mention the extra shade in winter to keep the road icy and dangerous without necessary sunlight to warm the pavement. New England’s electrical and services grid will be utterly f~~~ing destroyed with a trillion trees down everywhere!

I murdered every f~~~ing pine tree around my property! Those things will kill you!

How much damage from the pine trees C-Pig?

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

@ MGTOWmonkey: You know, you probably ain’t gonna believe this but once I actually saw a kind of counter bumper sticker on a car and it actually read (translated into English for you guys):

“No spoiled little brad with some s~~~ty name on board”

(as you may or may not have seen some more personalized bumper stickers of late that rather read “[put any common name here next to a baby symbol] on board”)

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey C-Pig, are your utilities and services underground?

Tower, it’s so bad even the places with underground utilities are w/o power. Mine are on poles as is most of the city.

Front house tree punctured four holes in roof. I’m going to cut some sheet metal and roof shingles and use some of that Henry’s Shingle glue as a temp repair as soon as Home Depot or Lowes reopen.

Rear house tree snapped right as eyewall passed. It punctured a hole through roof and seems to have peeled the facia board back. I see a little damage on the rafters. After I remove the tree debris, I’ll get a better look. I have a carpenter coming over to take a look. I know him.

The front of the house has this fat loaded pine limb widow maker lodged on an oak tree limb still too.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Henry’s Shingle glue as a temp repair as soon as Home Depot or Lowes reopen.

Anonymous wrote:

Henry’s Shingle glue as a temp repair as soon as Home Depot or Lowes reopen.

I got 320gallons of cold tar in 5gallon pails from Craig’s list for FREE, I’m gonna thin it down and make oilstone to cover the dusty road. Poor man’s highway!

I’m glad you’re all right, don’t f~~~ with the widow maker get a bucket truck or a professional that climbs and ties off above the killer. Be very cautious when slicing and dicing in a pile of loaded pixy-sticks, study the loads, tension and compression and always cut through slowly and see by the movement if your saw will be pinched, as a rule of thumb cut the small limbs all off and weigh will decrease lessening the danger, s~~~ can split and springboard in your face killing you instantly always keep your body and face away from the possible back split direction, very tricky untangling fallen trees, just take your time and cut everything off the main trunks first before you do your dicing…

[KillmandrillParticipant 497]

Ned Trent wrote:

“No spoiled little brad with some s~~~ty name on board”

“Kein Balg mit blödem Namen an Bord”, seen those too. Here in my street there´s like a couple of Sina-Maria, Finn, Fabian or what ever name is hip right now “on board” stickers on cars. Since when is f~~~ing an achievement. Just as annoying like the “Abi 20XX” (university entry qualification) stickers.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedrich Nietzsche

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Killmandrill wrote:

“Kein Balg mit blödem Namen an Bord”

Yep, that is exactly the one I was referring to.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

sidecar wrote:

MGTOWmonkey wrote:

What about the special baby parking spaces next to the disabled ones in front of malls and grocery stores where if you have a baby you get the same parking privilege as a person with a disability.

I find those a very convenient place to park.

Somewhat off topic here, but I love parking my monster Excursion in a front parking spot that says “fuel-efficient vehicles only” and they usually have plugs to put into the power socket of the electric cars.

I mean hey, my truck runs on fuel…thus it IS fuel efficient. 😛

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Would that be those Honda minivans that c~~~s covet so much?

Among others, yes. Pretty much any s~~~ty car. I see a lot of them on PT Cruisers, including one “grandbaby on board”.

The day I see one on an R8 is the day I trade mine in for a Huracan (and immediately debadge it).

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Somewhat off topic here, but I love parking my monster Excursion in a front parking spot that says “fuel-efficient vehicles only” and they usually have plugs to put into the power socket of the electric cars.

Around here they can actually ticket you for parking in an electric vehicle space. So I made a fake “charging cable” gas cap for my pickup that I use to plug it into those recharging stations.

I’m usually on one of the bikes when I park in one of those “reserved for mothers” spaces. I believe a motorcycle taking up the whole space makes exactly the right statement.

I mean hey, my truck runs on fuel…thus it IS fuel efficient.

More efficient than if you tried hauling with a Prius. Suppose you have to haul something 20 miles. If your truck gets 20 miles to the gallon, it uses one gallon. If you tried the same with a Prius you’d get 50 miles per gallon, but you’d have to take at least two trips, making the Prius travel 60 miles minimum, consuming 1.2 gallons or more. And good luck getting a couch in one of those.

So which is really more efficient?

Also most electric vehicles actually run on coal. Very very inefficiently. That electricity has to come from somewhere.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Boar wrote:

Trolling the resident tuna on the site?

There are over 18,000 people on this forum and in my life my sense of dark humor tends to p~~~ people off.

So i would not be suprised if some white knight on this forum (18,000 people there is bound to be a few) gets p~~~ed at me joking about insurance fraud and dead kids and tries to shut me down for it.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

I think the original intent was to alert emergency personnel to the presence of a baby which could get lost in the wreckage of a car crash in some situations due to their small size. Especially in situations where the parent(s) are incapacitated.

I remember back in either the 80s or 90s when many people made a mockery of the “baby on board” sign with their own customized signs that said weird s~~~ like “monster on board” etc..

#MANOUT

[~BSParticipant 3266]

it’s just another form of attention whoring.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[RennieParticipant]

Ha, that’s funny, I was thinking the same thing a few days ago.

Why do you need to tell everyone that you have a baby in your car? It comes off as disgustingly prideful and serves no useful purpose to anyone else.

And most likely there isn’t even a baby in the vehicle at that particular point in time.

No one with any self respect drives around with a sticker like that on their vehicle.

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