Babes in the Woods

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Three young women embarked on a tubing trip and claim someone told them the river runs in a circle and that it would eventually bring them back to their car, end up spending the night on the river bank, cold, hungry and scared s~~~less.

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

[Anonymous 42]

They do the same thing voting for free stuff thinking it doesn’t have to be paid for…

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

I see that only men are supposed to have maps and be expected to know where they are going.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

There is a book called Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[chirParticipant]

Them thar super gaduit’s o th’ Publick Shoool systam!!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[TuneoutParticipant]

The guy should have told them about the buried treasure too!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[HitmanParticipant]

babes in the woods ?
more like ding-bats in the forest..
pea-brains actually believed that …
funny, i’m not surprised..
Hahahaha!!!
so pretty, so dumb ..

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

Thanks Doc, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Apparently they didn’t have a man with them. Nope, didn’t need one. Women can do everything a man can do and are independent of a man. I also see that it took men to rescue them. LOL

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[RennieParticipant]

Were they so lazy they couldn’t walk back to civilization?

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Ha, serves’em right! If you’re going in the woods for any reason for more than a day or two, you should learn to be prepared and get to know the area a little bit before going. Or at the very least, have a guide or a map with you.

The c~~~s didn’t even know how to do that!

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

This article is BS and here’s why:

“The women, one from Muskegon Heights and two from Muskegon, did not have a phone with them, Grabinski said.”

I’ve never met a woman who’s phone wasn’t attached to her lol.

Honestly though, how stupid does one have to be to believe that a natural river is somehow built like a lazy river in a water park and they’ll get back to the point where they started? If it wasn’t for the fishermen those women would have died in two/three days.

[RennieParticipant]

Samsquanch wrote:

I’ve never met a woman who’s phone wasn’t attached to her lol.

I thought the same thing, but maybe they decided not to bring their phones in anticipation that they were going to soaked?

[STORMParticipant 738]

Tuneout wrote:

The guy should have told them about the buried treasure too!

ahaha yep it’s wayyy down there :-p

If we listen to a female at all, It's no longer to find out if they're crazy, we know they're crazy, It's to find out what flavor.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Burned. This reminds me of a game we played as kids called Balderdash. I happened to live near the intersection of two highways, that got a fair amount of tourist traffic pulling off for a stop. If someone asked for directions, we would purposely give them wrong ones if we felt like messing with them.

Sovereignty above all else.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Samsquanch wrote:

This article is BS and here’s why:

You’re probably right… it’s doubtful that these three chicks knew enough about the river to show up at the popular put-in spot with their own tubes and then happened to find the one fourchan troll guy among the typical selection of white knights to led them astray.

Moat likely they just assumed “river” meant it was circular like at wet and wild on their own or the entire story is apocryphal.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

………………..Rivers do not go in circles. They flow from one point to the other. I know this and I have never been rafting, tubing, or any other such thing. Damn.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[IAmManParticipant 228]

Hitman wrote:

Hahahaha!!!
so pretty

Ya, pretty f~~~ing ugly. Sounds like there was more than one boyfriend trying to get rid of their problems.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Future Darwin Award Recipients!!!

Unfortunately, they will pass on their obese genes and further pollute the pool with their rampant ignorance.

Stay Frosty.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Stargazer wrote:

it’s doubtful that these three chicks knew enough about the river to show up at the popular put-in spot with their own tubes and then happened to find the one fourchan troll guy among the typical selection of white knights to led them astray.

It depends on how entitled and bitchy they were. I could easily see a trio of women obnoxiously demanding that some man drive them back to their car that they turn every man in the put-in spot into fourchanesque trolls.

[AttonParticipant]

Off a waterfall with them.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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