Avoiding The Wall

[TaxGuyParticipant]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/why-millennials-are-flocking-to-botox/ar-BBz7T1W

Botox is being used by younger and younger women. At an average cost of about $380 per injection, 1.2 million women in their 30’s had a botox injection last year. To avoid the wall.

OK, sue me for being an accountant, but $380 x 1.2 million is just over $450 million in botox injections, just for women in their 30’s. Almost a half a BILLION dollars! And that’s just one way of delaying the wall.

I’m reminded of the saying “If your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” Women could save half a BILLION dollars by being decent human beings. But they’d rather have poison injected into their face, because all they know how to do is look as good (fake) as possible.

And women wonder where all the good men are….

Order the good wine

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

Being decent human beings would involve effort, much easier to just slap on the fake up or pay for surgery to enhance the distraction.

[ApexScorpionParticipant 602]

Awww Poor sluts.

You women haters will never have it as bad as them. You don’t have to worry about looking like a life sized prune at 35. Assholes!!

Imagine women with eternal beauty potions. Oh God. It would be women with who lived 2000 years, having 900 divorces, miles of dick that stretches from here to Neptune, eternal dick mouth, and a vagina that’s as wide as a laundry bin.

Whoever created it would be f~~~ing rolling in money though.

(p.s. create beauty or fitness product that targets women…)

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

For women to avoid the wall for longer than most.

Avoid the sun. Do not bake yourself for hours at a time in the sun like a side of beef jerky.

Control your diet. Do not eat junk food, drink soda, and consume other carcinogenic products. This includes avoiding drugs.

Avoid makeup with carcinogenic ingredients. If you put something on your face every day you need to know what is in the product.

Continually practice moderate exercise.

Do not have sex with every person that turns you on.

It is not the years but the mileage. And having sex with other people will increases the mileage very quickly.

Women whom have had sex with people in the triple digits (100 plus people) usually hit the wall before they are thirty. Women with the medium range of double digits (40-50) hit the wall when they are around thirty-five. Those with less than ten sexual partners usually hit the wall when they are a little over forty.

Do not take the birth control chemicals. These chemicals mess with your hormone levels. They mess with your behavior. And they make you prone to gain weight.

Do not have more than two or three children.

Do not let things stress you out.

Society taught you women to be spoiled princesses, well being spoiled will create more stress than anything else because nothing makes you happy. If you do not want to grow ugly as you grow old then emotionally grow up.

Do all this you will likely not hit the wall until after you are forty and even then you may not so much as hit but kiss the wall.

Most women whom hit the wall their looks turn into vinegar. Some women do age like wine because said women started taking care of their bodies when they were young. Though, such women are very, very rare in this day and age.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

The new cool, is looking hot. If they dont have a personality in their 20’s, what makes you think they’ll get one in their 30’s?

Its too little too late.

Too them, they think its a investment.

Makeup
Botox
Fake nails
Hair
Eyelashes
Fake and bake

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

bigboy83 wrote:

The new cool, is looking hot. If they dont have a personality in their 20’s, what makes you think they’ll get one in their 30’s?

Having no personality with a hot body is like have the shell of a cool sports car without the engine to go with the shell.

[Anonymous 43]

as wide as a laundry bin lol

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Botox looks every bit as gross as (perhaps even more than) the wall itself. Joke’s on them.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 1]

In my country even guys do it, only in our capital city though, but still very saddening. They’re not even gay. It’s just something that young, partying youth do to be approved by their rich clique. Their skin are like porcelain, they died their hair, and their injected their lips. Guys in their 20s. The tragic thing is, Asians tend to age slowly, so they don’t really need those.

Manginas are everywhere now. All style without substance. They not even doing it to get the girls, but to be famous in instagram. It’s sickening

[Anonymous 1]

Faust For Science wrote:

For women to avoid the wall for longer than most.

Avoid the sun. Do not bake yourself for hours at a time in the sun like a side of beef jerky.

Control your diet. Do not eat junk food, drink soda, and consume other carcinogenic products. This includes avoiding drugs.

Avoid makeup with carcinogenic ingredients. If you put something on your face every day you need to know what is in the product.

Continually practice moderate exercise.

Do not have sex with every person that turns you on.

It is not the years but the mileage. And having sex with other people will increases the mileage very quickly.

Women whom have had sex with people in the triple digits (100 plus people) usually hit the wall before they are thirty. Women with the medium range of double digits (40-50) hit the wall when they are around thirty-five. Those with less than ten sexual partners usually hit the wall when they are a little over forty.

Do not take the birth control chemicals. These chemicals mess with your hormone levels. They mess with your behavior. And they make you prone to gain weight.

Do not have more than two or three children.

Do not let things stress you out.

Society taught you women to be spoiled princesses, well being spoiled will create more stress than anything else because nothing makes you happy. If you do not want to grow ugly as you grow old then emotionally grow up.

Do all this you will likely not hit the wall until after you are forty and even then you may not so much as hit but kiss the wall.

Most women whom hit the wall their looks turn into vinegar. Some women do age like wine because said women started taking care of their bodies when they were young. Though, such women are very, very rare in this day and age.

Unfortunately, even IF somehow they read these tips in their early 20s, it’s already too late. Since many women start earlier now putting make up, have sex, and eat badly

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

Anonymous wrote:

Unfortunately, even IF somehow they read these tips in their early 20s, it’s already too late.

You are correct. Women would have to start in their teens to truly get such benefits towards the end of their life.

[MACHOParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

OK, sue me for being an accountant, but $380 x 1.2 million is just over $450 million in botox injections, just for women in their 30’s. Almost a half a BILLION dollars! And that’s just one way of delaying the wall

What a vicious circle! Women spend millions of dollars to attract men then divorce rape them..of course to get more money ? to get more Botox injections to again attract men to divorce them again! What an evil machine women have become.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 1]

MACHO wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

OK, sue me for being an accountant, but $380 x 1.2 million is just over $450 million in botox injections, just for women in their 30’s. Almost a half a BILLION dollars! And that’s just one way of delaying the wall

What a vicious circle! Women spend millions of dollars to attract men then divorce rape them..of course to get more money to get more Botox injections to again attract men to divorce them again! What an evil machine women have become.

Evil machine to themselves too. Like Sisyphus.

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