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Watched this at the weekend and it is an amazing film
Zero feminist s~~~ from anyone which is a shock as I expected Captain Marvel to show up but thankfully she didn’t (unfortunately she is turning up for the next Avengers film though)
I can’t remember watching a film and seeing the badguy actually win! A crazy ending to a crazy film
my only complaints are that Bruce Banner is as annoying as f~~~ and borders on being Jar Jar Binks at times, it is a bit too joke heavy and the Wakanda fight that rips off Lord of the Rings is boring – other that it is perfect
great fight scenes with an amazing opening scene – I was genuinely shocked when Hulk got taken down and then Loki got strangled to death 2 minutes later.
That first appearance of Cap was something else and up there with the best moments of the whole MCU
Thanos is the ultimate villain and tbh he actually had a point – he shows what happened to Titan after no one agreed to cull the population (everyone dies instead). But the fact that he was so sane about things made him even more of a monster in my eyes – he believes what he is doing is good for everyone. Wanton destruction all over the place as he f~~~s everyone up…..just amazing
Can’t recommend it enough to people
Thanks mate – I was not sure but now I’m sold. Will definitely watch it.
Anonymous43lol did you see the cameo from Shazaam? lol Yeah, they had the Winnebago and everything!
The movie was terrible. Why did I see it? Oh yeah, I was bored. It was chocked fill of feminist s~~~. OMG did we see the same movie? The woman nagging Iron f~~~ing Man while he was getting ready to kick someone’s ass. Don’t get me started on the impossibly wealthy Ironman guy about to marry his post wall nagging bitch. The 100 pound women beating the s~~~ out of whatever the f~~~, and their hair was so perfect. Hand to hand combat for 20 minutes with hundreds of space dogs with sharp teeth and claws, and not a mark on their pretty little faces.
lol Loki dying of asphyxia, but yet Thor can float around in space where there is no air and live and end up like a bug on a windshield of the rabbit’s ship, just like in the Last Jedi, Leia can float through space and fly back into the ship she was blown out of. Come on.
The Red Skull is now a tour guide on some planet sighing and pouting about treasure he can not possess. Pathetic as f~~~. The Hulk needed a safe space and refused to come out and romp, so they gave Banner an Iron man suit? laughable.
I won’t give away the ending, but if you liked the ending of the Last Jedi, then you are going to gush in your shorts for the ending of this steaming pile of garbage.
In the theater I was in, everyone left quickly and silently. Didn’t stay to watch the post credit scene with what’s his face.
I loved the trailers for the other movies…the Incredibles with Mr Incredible turned into a Stay at Home Dad, and Mission Impossible looked stupid, oh and that Han Solo movie is going to have such impossible expectations that I don’t think it can live up to. That will be a bitchapalooza too.
The 2nd part of Infinity Wars (Infinity “Social Justice” Wars) is where Captain Marvel will swoop in, easily kill Thanos and then make Social Justice speeches how all men are worthless and evil, while the blue pilled male avengers grovel before her and nod in agreement. At the end, Bruce Banner, will craw out of his safe space and ask if it is safe to come out yet
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lol did you see the cameo from Shazaam? lol Yeah, they had the Winnebago and everything!
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The movie was terrible. Why did I see it? Oh yeah, I was bored. It was chocked fill of feminist s~~~. OMG did we see the same movie? The woman nagging Iron f~~~ing Man while he was getting ready to kick someone’s ass. Don’t get me started on the impossibly wealthy Ironman guy about to marry his post wall nagging bitch. The 100 pound women beating the s~~~ out of whatever the f~~~, and their hair was so perfect. Hand to hand combat for 20 minutes with hundreds of space dogs with sharp teeth and claws, and not a mark on their pretty little faces.
lol Loki dying of asphyxia, but yet Thor can float around in space where there is no air and live and end up like a bug on a windshield of the rabbit’s ship, just like in the Last Jedi, Leia can float through space and fly back into the ship she was blown out of. Come on.
The Red Skull is now a tour guide on some planet sighing and pouting about treasure he can not possess. Pathetic as f~~~. The Hulk needed a safe space and refused to come out and romp, so they gave Banner an Iron man suit? laughable.
I won’t give away the ending, but if you liked the ending of the Last Jedi, then you are going to gush in your shorts for the ending of this steaming pile of garbage.
In the theater I was in, everyone left quickly and silently. Didn’t stay to watch the post credit scene with what’s his face.
I loved the trailers for the other movies…the Incredibles with Mr Incredible turned into a Stay at Home Dad, and Mission Impossible looked stupid, oh and that Han Solo movie is going to have such impossible expectations that I don’t think it can live up to. That will be a bitchapalooza too.
in the film’s defence – Thor is a god whereas Loki isn’t. Iron Man just ignored Pepper and like I said – that big fight scene wasn’t good and was just a LOTR rip off but once the field part of it was over it was fine. Wasn’t any girl power butt kicking stuff in any of the film
Didn’t like Banner at all – unfunny and annoying and shouldn’t have been given the Hulkbuster armour but a minor blip on what was otherwise a classic film. Lived up to my expectations and now have to wait a whole year for the sequel
Anonymous43ok pal, no girl power butt kicking stuff. I’ll go along to get along here.
Glad you like the movie, I went for the lulz, and neither of us was disappointed
in the film’s defence – Thor is a god whereas Loki isn’t. Iron Man just ignored Pepper and like I said – that big fight scene wasn’t good and was just a LOTR rip off but once the field part of it was over it was fine. Wasn’t any girl power butt kicking stuff in any of the film
Didn’t like Banner at all – unfunny and annoying and shouldn’t have been given the Hulkbuster armour but a minor blip on what was otherwise a classic film. Lived up to my expectations and now have to wait a whole year for the sequel
I didn’t think the battle on the plain was a LOTR rip off… the closest thing I think it was a rip off on was the Naboo plain battle in “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” (with the huge landers, and a phalanx of force field shield warriors hiding behind a giant bubble force field)
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in the film’s defence – Thor is a god whereas Loki isn’t. Iron Man just ignored Pepper and like I said – that big fight scene wasn’t good and was just a LOTR rip off but once the field part of it was over it was fine. Wasn’t any girl power butt kicking stuff in any of the film
Didn’t like Banner at all – unfunny and annoying and shouldn’t have been given the Hulkbuster armour but a minor blip on what was otherwise a classic film. Lived up to my expectations and now have to wait a whole year for the sequel
I didn’t think the battle on the plain was a LOTR rip off… the closest thing I think it was a rip off on was the Naboo plain battle in “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” (with the huge landers, and a phalanx of force field shield warriors hiding behind a giant bubble force field)
actually yeah it was more like The Phantom Menace but wanted to be a LOTR scene but the quality was s~~~
Banner was JJB in that suit so it fits I guess
ok pal, no girl power butt kicking stuff. I’ll go along to get along here.
Glad you like the movie, I went for the lulz, and neither of us was disappointed
I honestly don’t think there was! Only time was those ugly bald lesbians in that field scene who were knocking down those aliens with one small hit with a staff – I hate that scene anyway so I’m not too bothered
Either way I am not doing a fanboy “it is the best film ever and I will argue and argue about it” crap…like you say – we both got what we wanted out of it
lol did you see the cameo from Shazaam? lol Yeah, they had the Winnebago and everything!
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The movie was terrible. Why did I see it? Oh yeah, I was bored. It was chocked fill of feminist s~~~. OMG did we see the same movie? The woman nagging Iron f~~~ing Man while he was getting ready to kick someone’s ass. Don’t get me started on the impossibly wealthy Ironman guy about to marry his post wall nagging bitch. The 100 pound women beating the s~~~ out of whatever the f~~~, and their hair was so perfect. Hand to hand combat for 20 minutes with hundreds of space dogs with sharp teeth and claws, and not a mark on their pretty little faces.
lol Loki dying of asphyxia, but yet Thor can float around in space where there is no air and live and end up like a bug on a windshield of the rabbit’s ship, just like in the Last Jedi, Leia can float through space and fly back into the ship she was blown out of. Come on.
The Red Skull is now a tour guide on some planet sighing and pouting about treasure he can not possess. Pathetic as f~~~. The Hulk needed a safe space and refused to come out and romp, so they gave Banner an Iron man suit? laughable.
I won’t give away the ending, but if you liked the ending of the Last Jedi, then you are going to gush in your shorts for the ending of this steaming pile of garbage.
In the theater I was in, everyone left quickly and silently. Didn’t stay to watch the post credit scene with what’s his face.
I loved the trailers for the other movies…the Incredibles with Mr Incredible turned into a Stay at Home Dad, and Mission Impossible looked stupid, oh and that Han Solo movie is going to have such impossible expectations that I don’t think it can live up to. That will be a bitchapalooza too.
I think the movie is garbage. Surprised I almost made it through 50 minutes before I had to stop watching it.
Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.
Honestly, I was more annoyed by Hulk pussing out and deciding to not fight after Thanos hit him a couple times. I more or less knew the direction the film was going when Thanos got the Soul Stone, but I was fully expecting there to be a Deus Ex moment right up until he got the Time Stone and it set in that there was nothing going to stop him. I wasn’t expecting Strange to just bend over and submit.
The carnage and destruction, and the fact that the heroes not only lost, but were absolutely routed, that was refreshing. I can’t remember another film where “evil” actually wins, let alone one where I sympathized with the villain and was okay with it.
Of course it’s only temporary. Eventually we’ll either get Captain Marvel or that X-Men kid who can create alternate realities with his brain. Marvel is now on the cinematic edge of a Shonen Jump complex where the power scale escalates to a point where there are effectively no relatable stakes.
Great film. 9/10. There are some significant plot points given the antagonist’s intellect and the McGuffin. For one thing, once he had the Reality Stone (stone 2, the first one he picks up in the film), he had the ability to make reality whatever he wanted it to be, so his primary motivation (finite resources, life has to be culled) no longer makes sense. Him escalating to become the chaotic god of the universe really doesn’t follow when he can just shape reality however he likes. I also have a problem with all the magic flying around because it’s really difficult to understand what its limits are, and this includes the Stones. That’s the only reason I’m marking this down–it’s really difficult, with reflection, to understand what the power level of the film is and what certain characters can and can’t do.
Squidward, for example. One minute he’s literally ripping up city blocks and tossing Avengers around like Lincoln Logs, and the next he gets treated like a disposable anonymous henchman. He kicks the s~~~ out of Strange and rolls a critical fail against a bulkhead.
Also….aliens who have never been to Earth, let alone inside the secluded land of Wakanda that most people who LIVE here don’t even know about, suddenly have an extremely detailed map of the city to include the location of the specific medical ward where Vision is sequestered? That doesn’t withstand any scrutiny. That’s a pretty big f~~~ing plot hole.
Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805Why in hell you guys give your hard earned money to the cultural Marxists of Hollywood is beyond me—are you guys really that stupid?
Honestly, I was more annoyed by Hulk pussing out and deciding to not fight after Thanos hit him a couple times. I more or less knew the direction the film was going when Thanos got the Soul Stone, but I was fully expecting there to be a Deus Ex moment right up until he got the Time Stone and it set in that there was nothing going to stop him. I wasn’t expecting Strange to just bend over and submit.
The carnage and destruction, and the fact that the heroes not only lost, but were absolutely routed, that was refreshing. I can’t remember another film where “evil” actually wins, let alone one where I sympathized with the villain and was okay with it.
Of course it’s only temporary. Eventually we’ll either get Captain Marvel or that X-Men kid who can create alternate realities with his brain. Marvel is now on the cinematic edge of a Shonen Jump complex where the power scale escalates to a point where there are effectively no relatable stakes.
Great film. 9/10. There are some significant plot points given the antagonist’s intellect and the McGuffin. For one thing, once he had the Reality Stone (stone 2, the first one he picks up in the film), he had the ability to make reality whatever he wanted it to be, so his primary motivation (finite resources, life has to be culled) no longer makes sense. Him escalating to become the chaotic god of the universe really doesn’t follow when he can just shape reality however he likes. I also have a problem with all the magic flying around because it’s really difficult to understand what its limits are, and this includes the Stones. That’s the only reason I’m marking this down–it’s really difficult, with reflection, to understand what the power level of the film is and what certain characters can and can’t do.
Squidward, for example. One minute he’s literally ripping up city blocks and tossing Avengers around like Lincoln Logs, and the next he gets treated like a disposable anonymous henchman. He kicks the s~~~ out of Strange and rolls a critical fail against a bulkhead.
Also….aliens who have never been to Earth, let alone inside the secluded land of Wakanda that most people who LIVE here don’t even know about, suddenly have an extremely detailed map of the city to include the location of the specific medical ward where Vision is sequestered? That doesn’t withstand any scrutiny. That’s a pretty big f~~~ing plot hole.
aren’t they by a big window though – just a pair of binoculars and you know where they are lol
I don’t look into stuff like that – if I hate a film then I pick it to bits but if I enjoy it then I forgive all of that stuff. At the end of the day it is a film involving people who wear stupid costumes and have superpowers…if you can suspend your disbelief for that then who cares about minor plotholes
minor plotholes
That depends on the plot hole. If the Reality Stone lets him change the fabric of existence (as we saw him do to at least a half dozen characters), as opposed to just creating illusions, then it’s a pretty big hole that completely invalidates any motivation that he should have.
My biggest problem is that we have all this wibbly wobbly magicky stuff, but the scale and power of it is unclear at best.
Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805minor plotholes
That depends on the plot hole. If the Reality Stone lets him change the fabric of existence (as we saw him do to at least a half dozen characters), as opposed to just creating illusions, then it’s a pretty big hole that completely invalidates any motivation that he should have.
My biggest problem is that we have all this wibbly wobbly magicky stuff, but the scale and power of it is unclear at best.
not really because he needs ALL of the stones to change the Universe – that one stone can only do a room whereas he wants everything to change
Watched this at the weekend and it is an amazing film
Zero feminist s~~~ from anyone which is a shock as I expected Captain Marvel to show up but thankfully she didn’t (unfortunately she is turning up for the next Avengers film though)
I can’t remember watching a film and seeing the badguy actually win! A crazy ending to a crazy film
my only complaints are that Bruce Banner is as annoying as f~~~ and borders on being Jar Jar Binks at times, it is a bit too joke heavy and the Wakanda fight that rips off Lord of the Rings is boring – other that it is perfect
great fight scenes with an amazing opening scene – I was genuinely shocked when Hulk got taken down and then Loki got strangled to death 2 minutes later.
That first appearance of Cap was something else and up there with the best moments of the whole MCU
Thanos is the ultimate villain and tbh he actually had a point – he shows what happened to Titan after no one agreed to cull the population (everyone dies instead). But the fact that he was so sane about things made him even more of a monster in my eyes – he believes what he is doing is good for everyone. Wanton destruction all over the place as he f~~~s everyone up…..just amazing
Can’t recommend it enough to people
Zero feminist s~~~? You mean like how the weeminz were all “bad ass” butt kickers and the men were too busy getting their faces stomped in? That feminist s~~~? The movie was good in some respects, but c’mon dude. Why was Captain America calling himself Steve Rogers, and why was he not in uniform? Everbody in the movie is wearing an Iron Man suit.. Steve Rogers, Spiderman, Hulk, Thor. WTF. And making Red Skull the “Ghost of Christmas Future”, wtf is that s~~~! Hulk getting his ass pounded in 2 minutes was pathetic. Hulk was made into a giant f~~~ing pussy. And the script writing was awful. Dr. Strange tells Tony and Spiderman “if it comes to letting you die to save the world, I’m going to let you die”, and what does he go and do? He f~~~ing saves their asses and gives Thanos HIS power, which Thanos in turn uses to defeat Thor and kill Vision. WTF. “Don’t worry Tony, they got this.” uhhh, no they don’t. Thanos kicked their ass. Typical Marvel, turning a villain like Thanos into a giant mangina. “I’m gonna achieve my goals, but I’m gonna cry because I have to kill you, even though you hate my guts for killing your family, and you’ve repeatedly tried to kill me.”
I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, i had to sit there and decompress a bit afterwards.
Captain Marvel was indirectly in Infinity War, if you stuck through the credits and watched the little post-credit scene, the pager shows the logo of Captain Marvel, she’s the one Nick Fury was trying to contact.
Any CM gets her own movie early 2019 and then the follow up to infinity war is Avengers 4 in May 2019.
It’s a great movie though if you’re into MCU. The movie starts out fast and doesn’t really let up much in the 2 1/2 hour runtime.
I enjoyed the movie. It has it’s issues, like any movie, but considering all that they tried to do, I find it really hard to complain too much.
Yes, Banner was annoying. His character has changed from being a scientist to a comedy relief bafoon. It was ok in the last Thor, since he’d been away for so long. But back on earth, it would have made more sense for him to try and help with vision then to put on an iron man suit.
As for the wakanda fields battle, I kept wondering why they didn’t use any tanks or aircraft that they had. Wouldn’t that have been a lot more successful. But, I suppose that would have made the battle less entertaining then hand-to-hand combat, and would have diminished the value of war machine and falcon.
In the end, I don’t think it’s going to be my favorite marvel movie. It’s not the best story, best acting, or character development. Maybe not even the best effects. However, it’s rather unique in what it attempted to do. It’s something that I wanted to see done. Lots of team ups that we may never see again in crazy comic books ways. I’m good with it.
Why in hell you guys give your hard earned money to the cultural Marxists of Hollywood is beyond me—are you guys really that stupid?
I disagree with much of the politics of the actors, and probably many behind the scenes. And sure, some of the money will surely go turn towards causes I disagree with. I’m not huge on boycotts, but do chose not to spend money in places at times. In this case, I wanted to be entertained. If people stupidly believe that watching the movie means that I agree with the makers of the movie on everything, that will be absolutely wrong. You could even argue that the illusion that Hollywood has my (our) support because I enjoyed a movie they made could be more damaging than them believing I don’t support them because I stayed at home. Hollywood certainly believe that Trump would never win, yet here we are.
Ok. Then do it.
Zero feminist s~~~? You mean like how the weeminz were all “bad ass” butt kickers and the men were too busy getting their faces stomped in? That feminist s~~~?
Also, Black Panther dies but his female general and almost all of the strong bald black female faces on the Wakanda military front lines survive, while most of the men (already sparse in the lineup) turn into ash.
Hulk turns into a cowardly vagina who refuses to go rage mode, Thor gets his fudge pounded, then has to watch his brother get his fudge pounded, then has to watch his Avengers get their fudge pounded, after watching Dinklage get his fudge pounded, only to come back and ALMOST injure Thanos, only to get his fudge pounded again.
Scarlet Witch saves basically everyone because magic that isn’t really understood or explained in scope, she manages to explode Vision, but then Thanos f~~~s that up because (as was mentioned) Strange voluntarily did the one thing he said he wasn’t going to do because “it’s the only way.” Strange could have…I dunno…trapped Thanos in a time loop like he did Dormammu, but apparently Marvel has poor memory. Strange is upstaged by Squidward despite being Sorcerer Supreme and having a glowing green rock that controls time.
Drax gets the s~~~ kicked out of him, Groot decides to be a moody teenager for the entire film, Vision is pussy whipped despite being a f~~~ing android, Tony decides he wants a kid with an obviously menopausal Pepper (Gwyneth is well over 50 isn’t she?).
Oh, and Quill gets into a p~~~ing contest with Thor as his entire crew reduces him to a fat joke.
Exactly none of the men were actually model “men” in this film (Thor came close thanks to not having Natalie Portman’s baggage). But it was still enjoyable in that I think it did a pretty good job subverting Marvel tropes and expectations. It kept the plot moving by having a wide array of B-plots that separated the cast of dozens into something like 5 smaller groups. But the “girl power” and “men suck” tropes were pretty front and center.
Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805But the “girl power” and “men suck” tropes were pretty front and center.
Narwhal missed that little detail.
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