As a man becomes a MGTOW – funny story

[DocParticipant]

A man walks into a diner.
All is quiet – nobody there except a beautiful young blonde behind the counter.
The man looks at the menu board and sees Hamburger for a dollar, a cheese burger for a dollar fifty and a handjob for 2 dollars.

The confused guy looks at the menu board, then looks at the blonde.

He says ‘is that true, a dollar for a hamburger, a dollar fifty for a cheeseburger and 2 dollars for a hand job.’

The blonde nods and smiles.

The man says ‘do you do the hand job?’

The blonde nods and smiles again.

The confused man pauses. Looks back at the menu board, looks back at the blonde and says

‘then wash your hands and I’ll have two hamburgers to go’

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Nice one Doc! 😀

[DocParticipant]

THank you ElCP
I meant to catch you on zoom over weekend. Ended up having kids more than I expected. Blew my plans apart.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha good one doc.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[HermitParticipant]

DocDJ, with all the bulls~~~ that’s being posted around here lately, it’s nice to read a funny story like that. Thanks.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[DocParticipant]

GLad you both like it.
Something light hearted.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Doc wrote:

THank you ElCP
I meant to catch you on zoom over weekend. Ended up having kids more than I expected. Blew my plans apart.

You didn’t miss much. For some reason is was mostly dead on there all weekend.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Nice joke. I would have spent five bucks ( I like cheese), but my burgers would be in a bag first.

I’m looking out for my prostate, but my shoulders are pretty worn out. A helping hand for two bucks is a bargain I might take up.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Whatever you do don’t order the secret sauce.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

I’ll have mine with Szechuan sauce…no mayo…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[DocParticipant]

The food might be lousy and she’s trying to drum up custom.

Get them in, give them a hand job, serve them a burger and a coffee.

No secret sauce. Yeuch

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

THank you ElCP
I meant to catch you on zoom over weekend. Ended up having kids more than I expected. Blew my plans apart.

You didn’t miss much. For some reason is was mostly dead on there all weekend.

I’ll catch you this weekend.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I think we should start telling every woman to wash her hands. LoL…. Good joke!

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

Made me laugh. Good post sir!

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

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