Article: Son is dead, but it's all about meee!

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Source: Jo Macfarlane, Daily Mail. “Who served the fatal food? Family of schoolboy, 18, who died after eating a Byron chicken burger describe the pain of not knowing what went wrong”. 14/09/2019.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7464483/Family-schoolboy-18-died-eating-Byron-chicken-burger-pain.html

Mother and daughter (bottle blondes, of course), elbow their way into the limelight to ‘explain their pain’. The father only gets a passing mention in the text.

They will now launch a campaign (not forgetting the usual gofundme account, of course), to change the law (which is actually already quite adequate). Copious media interviews to follow.

No opportunity for attention ever missed.

[Branched offParticipant 10920]

Poor women. The state did not make such babies of people as you think it should have.

The poor man had a terrible weakness. It caught him out. It is very sad but he was not born to be healthy stock. We are very sad for you but it does not need to be anyone’s fault. You should not be able to claim compensation just because a weak person died. Its nature.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

So successful were they that Owen had never needed to use an EpiPen,

Really?

His death proves he needed an epi-pen at least once… and didn’t have it. Because learned hubris.

It’s not the restaurant’s fault he didn’t have an epi-pen. It’s not society’s fault. So who’s fault is it? Who taught him he didn’t need to carry one anyways?

Darwin: +1
Arrogant, irresponsible Karens: 0

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Monk wrote:

No opportunity for attention ever missed.

They Truly are AMAZINGILY HORRIBLE CREATURES!!!!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Something about this story doesn’t add up. killed by breaded in buttermilk. I am not saying it’s not impossible, but… I don’t believe it. That’s not how milk allergies work. We are not being told something.

Also, if you are that allergic then yes, it is you who must carry an epipin.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Sandals wrote:

Also, if you are that allergic then yes, it is you who must carry an epipin.

Not according to this dead man’s surviving mother and sister.

Are you saying mother doesn’t know best?

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

When the ONION is better news then the daily mail. Oh wait.
https://local.theonion.com/liberal-parents-struggling-to-find-school-district-with-1838094112

THis just in. You need air to breath. Women want laws changed so that cars can be driven in space.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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