Article: Art imitates Life.

[MonkParticipant 16984]

Source: Russia Today. “‘Woke’ Monopoly? Women given more money than men in new iteration of classic board game”.
https://www.rt.com/news/468478-monopoly-women-more-money-men/

Art imitates life.

“Instead of buying and selling property, which is the whole point of the original game, players will invest in inventions created by women – things like Wi-Fi and chocolate chip cookies”.

Er … wimmin invented Wi-Fi? (And I’m not sure about the chocolate chip cookies either).

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Don’t forget their other inventions hypertension, hemorrhoids, poverty, debt and pussy hats.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

“Dr. O’Sullivan is credited with the development of a technology that resulted in wireless LAN becoming reliable and faster. The technology was instrumental in the invention of WiFi, earning Dr. O’Sullivan, and his team of engineers, credit for pioneering the development of Wi-Fi technology. Born in Australia, the engineer received his university education at Sydney University. O’Sullivan made his revolutionary invention while working in the Netherlands’ Dwingeloo Radio Observatory in 1977.” –Benjamin Elisha Sawe

But a woman may have been on his team so we must give her all the credit.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

Monk wrote:

Source: Russia Today. “‘Woke’ Monopoly? Women given more money than men in new iteration of classic board game”.https://www.rt.com/news/468478-monopoly-women-more-money-men/
Art imitates life.
“Instead of buying and selling property, which is the whole point of the original game, players will invest in inventions created by women – things like Wi-Fi and chocolate chip cookies”.
Er … wimmin invented Wi-Fi? (And I’m not sure about the chocolate chip cookies either).

Women did not create wi-fi.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[HermitParticipant]

I like some of the comments below the story:

“so they are admitting that women are on average dumber and need help to even their chance at monopoly”

“Nothing says equal like special treatment!”

“What make western women feminist valuable are their holes. Nothing else. Only if they are still below 30.”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3758]

Art is dead.

That tells you what you need to know about life as well.

Empty shells running around thinking empty thoughts, face down on their phones.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Isn’t woke monopoly actually called real life? The modern man passes go and collects 200 dollars. The modern woman passes go and collects 200 dollars for getting equal pay (though she does not deserve it and then collects 100 from her ex beta and 100 from her current beta. Now all they have to do to make it more realistic is have s~~~ you can blow it on like facials and clothes and phones.

I seem to remember in some woke list of the top 50 contributions to science made by women was a toaster with a clock in it. She put the clock in the toaster and that was a contribution to science.

The only thing women ever contributed to science was making the tea.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Monopoly Beach. Bikini.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Isn’t woke monopoly actually called real life? The modern man passes go and collects 200 dollars. The modern woman passes go and collects 200 dollars for getting equal pay (though she does not deserve it and then collects 100 from her ex beta and 100 from her current beta. Now all they have to do to make it more realistic is have s~~~ you can blow it on like facials and clothes and phones.

Married monopoly would mean that when the man passes go he collects $200. When his wife passes go she collects $150. But then when she wants to buy something for $200 he puts in $160 and she puts in $40. So, now she has the $200 property and still has $110, and the guy now has $40. And then she bitches at you about how you are oppressing her.

Sound like fun?

Order the good wine

[TwistParticipant]

Monk wrote:

chocolate chip cookies

I think this is her (they? that? xi? it?)

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

TaxGuy wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Isn’t woke monopoly actually called real life? The modern man passes go and collects 200 dollars. The modern woman passes go and collects 200 dollars for getting equal pay (though she does not deserve it and then collects 100 from her ex beta and 100 from her current beta. Now all they have to do to make it more realistic is have s~~~ you can blow it on like facials and clothes and phones.

Married monopoly would mean that when the man passes go he collects $200. When his wife passes go she collects $150. But then when she wants to buy something for $200 he puts in $160 and she puts in $40. So, now she has the $200 property and still has $110, and the guy now has $40. And then she bitches at you about how you are oppressing her.
Sound like fun?

Yeah I gave divorced monopoly but you are spot on with married monopoly. She also has far more leisure time in which to spend the money because of her part time job but she still bitches like hell about doing any house work, (though she would have done it all when she was single).

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[MonkParticipant 16984]

It will still have the “Go straight to jail, do not collect $200” card. Except that it won’t apply to female players.

It will still have the “Get out of jail free” card. But only for female players.

It should have a “Make the ONE PHONE CALL” card which puts the male player of their choice in jail.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Female Community chest will have stuff like “You get a grant for having a c~~~”, collect $100″ and Chance will say things like “Beta is paying for your next purchase because you offered pussy” The male alternatives will say things like “Your girl friend wants a diamond necklace, pay $400” and your wife’s car broke down, pay $200 to fix it.

In fact when you see it laid out like that as a game you have to say “why the hell is anyone with a pair of b~~~~ playing this bent loaded game?”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

The comment section has the real story. As always.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Well, Women are well known for being innovators, creators, designers, problem solvers, and inventors….LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Can’t ya IMAGINE a bunch of Libtards sittin around playing this STUPID game while they’re are sippin on their $6 Starbucks beverage of choice all the while “intelligently” discussing the latest Fake Trump news story that just rolled out of CNN ?????

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Speaking of that comment section.. THE HIVE is WELL ALIVE~

First some corrections/Clarifications.

FrostByte wrote:

But a woman may have been on his team so we must give her all the credit.

Team as in…

Nope. This is or was my area of expertise. Why the article espouses the notion from the creators team of the game, has to do with Spread Spectrum. A component of the BASE layer (layer 2?) or what they now call comonly the physical layer of wifi.

Before I go any further, let me say outright I hate how WOMEN ALLOW others to cheapen women today of the past that really did do amazing things. Its Disgusting, its vile. And SHAME on the MAJORITY of you women for allowing this. (this train has no brakes)

Now, for those in tech, you will understand this. (Unless you went to college in 2019…)
Hedy Lamarr’s Invention of “Spread Spectrum Technology” made/invented Wifi like Tesla invented Bluetooth AD2P Audio Protocol (revision 2)—ITS a stretch…
Like 800 lbs girls run marathons in mini skirts.

And Trump was the reason why they decided to finnaly make being healthy great again…OVERNIGHT—- You get my point. 🙂

Or for the REALLY College educated of circa 2019?
Edison was the father of Nuclear Fission power Plant and LED Lighting.

Thomas Edison Circa 19oo hrs.

F~~~ it.. I”m done.. Humanity was a f~~~ing MISTAKE!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[TwistParticipant]

iMickey503 wrote:

Trump was the reason why they decided to finnaly make being healthy great again

He did get them out marching, didn’t he?

🙂

thinking of which, we haven’t had a good pussy hat shrimp boil in ages. Where are they all?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

Can’t ya IMAGINE a bunch of Libtards sittin around playing this STUPID game while they’re are sippin on their $6 Starbucks beverage of choice all the while “intelligently” discussing the latest Fake Trump news story that just rolled out of CNN ?????

LOLOLOLOL! bunch of clownfvcks CLUCKS

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Hermit wrote:

I like some of the comments below the story:

“so they are admitting that women are on average dumber and need help to even their chance at monopoly”

“Nothing says equal like special treatment!”

I suspect that was probably the whole point. This is monopoly taking the pi​ss out of feminism like they did out of socialism.

Feminists and socialists simply aren’t smart enough to spot the joke.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

LOL. That makes sense

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