Area 51

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe they want to invade to take our women.

I heard they did a drive-by last Saturday, saw the bitches marching, and beat feet back from whence they came.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

those are the holes and tears in the space time continuum

That’s how they get here, my man!

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Greg Honda wrote:

An old friend was installing a home network in his Boss’s family home and I went along to assist. While there he asked his boss to tell me about what thier family had witnessed while out driving in the country.

He told me that they were driving along and up ahead 200 yards, was an arrowhead shapped craft, just hovering silently above the road. It had four large circular red “Exhausts/Thrusters” at the rear and intricate inscriptions, (like you might see on an ancient Greek temple) along the body. They just stopped the car and looked at this thing. The craft suddenly angled up and shot off at amazing speed. It was totally silent, no engine noise, and dissapeared.

Now normally when you hear stories like this it’s from some Hillbilly Guy and you assume he’s just shootin’ the S~~~.

Not in this case. The Boss was a totally straight, business owner, he told me the story and I could tell he wasn’t BS’ing me. As he was relaying the story his wife and kids came in and added their testament. All totally spontaneous unrehearsed.

I belived them.

It freaked me out a bit. I now live in the same area this happened.

Where abouts was this Greg?

Small East Midlands town. I can’t say without doxing myself. Never forgot the incident. It was the total lack of any suspicion that this family could be lieing that forced me to accept that this really happened/is happening.

As far as my experience with UFO’s goes I saw a bright light one time in the sky that moved incredibly quickly, came to a dead stop, moved again upwards at the same speed, came to a dead stop, then across, then gone. Couldn’t have been a shooting star.

My wife told me she was in traffic going into Leicester and she saw a trio of bright lights hovering around. She was looking at the other people in traffic to see if they were watching it as well but there seemed to be no reaction from anybody. She’s sitting in the car and thinking “Am I the only one who can see this? Can’t any of you see this?”

Anyway, I now believe we are being visited and have been for some time. When I hear eye witness accounts that state the ship was shapped like a “Dorritto” I know what they mean. An Arrowhead design with four motors at the back. I don’t delve too deeply into UFO conspiracies as I believe they will make their presence know when it dam well pleases them

If you think about it too much you’ll go Nuts.

It's Time to get Wise

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Anonymous wrote:

and with E+MC2 I think it’s mathematically impossible

Isn’t it relates to the theory of relativity? I’m not good in physics, but I think we need to be careful in our statements when we see the word “theory”.

Anonymous wrote:

Alpha Centauri the closest solar system at 4+ light years away @186,000 miles a second you would need the entire star of Alpaha Centauri to fuel your tiny craft with only 3 TV dinners because of the weight restrictions,

How about a kind of a solar sail (perhaps some field instead of a solid structure) that uses the solar wind? It can be enough to accelerate a spacecraft up to almost the speed of light.

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[GrumpyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe they want to invade to take our women.

You know….
Sometimes finding a silver lining is entertaining but…
What happens when they bring them back???
Will they be fixed or just more insane?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[experiencedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

ChauvinistPig wrote:

Tower, they have done isotopic analysis of removed alien implants and bits of aluminum slag that fell from an orb that a hillbilly shot. The results indicate the recovered materials are not from Earth. Check your email, and you’ll get a little surprise.

Dude, I checked out the pictures in my email, those aren’t spaceships, those are the holes and tears in the space time continuum I keep talking about.

Maybe that’s what all the plastic FEMA caskets are for, the democrats sold us out to the aliens to be packaged like confections and sold throughout the universe like white, brown, and dark chocolates!

I’m not worried about it, Trump is real good at kicking out aliens!
I wonder if I can get the caskets (confection wrappers) real cheap for fuel in my rocket stove?

The photo is FEMA preparing for the plague caused by women f~~~ing their dogs as well as 1000’s of men. (soon they will cheat and f~~~ other people’s dogs). Clucks will watch them f~~~ local dogs.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 3]

Grumpy wrote:

Old Retired Guy wrote:

Maybe they want to invade to take our women.

You know….
Sometimes finding a silver lining is entertaining but…
What happens when they bring them back???
Will they be fixed or just more insane?

We can only hope they dont bring them back…

Or maybe, they get the women to find out later they’re crazy. But due to relativity, it takes 200 years to return them.
Time enough for all men to split without leaving an address.

[RennieParticipant]

Area 51 – 101.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Greg Honda wrote:

Small East Midlands town. I can’t say without doxing myself. Never forgot the incident. It was the total lack of any suspicion that this family could be lieing that forced me to accept that this really happened/is happening.

As far as my experience with UFO’s goes I saw a bright light one time in the sky that moved incredibly quickly, came to a dead stop, moved again upwards at the same speed, came to a dead stop, then across, then gone. Couldn’t have been a shooting star.

My wife told me she was in traffic going into Leicester and she saw a trio of bright lights hovering around. She was looking at the other people in traffic to see if they were watching it as well but there seemed to be no reaction from anybody. She’s sitting in the car and thinking “Am I the only one who can see this? Can’t any of you see this?”

Anyway, I now believe we are being visited and have been for some time. When I hear eye witness accounts that state the ship was shapped like a “Dorritto” I know what they mean. An Arrowhead design with four motors at the back. I don’t delve too deeply into UFO conspiracies as I believe they will make their presence know when it dam well pleases them

If you think about it too much you’ll go Nuts.

Sounds wicked!

[Sky-OParticipant 18948]

I use to wake up next to UFO’s all the time during my blue pill era.

Unidentified F~~~ing Objects

[TwistParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

I use to wake up next to UFO’s all the time during my blue pill era.

Me too. Waking up to one idling roughly (judging from the noise coming from it), I slipped out of the bed, got dressed, out the door, in my car, down the street – Freedom.

Then realized I had left my watch on the night table.

F~~~ f~~~ f~~~.

Never forget your watch.

[bladeParticipant]

Twist wrote:

Sky-O wrote:

I use to wake up next to UFO’s all the time during my blue pill era.

Me too. Waking up to one idling roughly (judging from the noise coming from it), I slipped out of the bed, got dressed, out the door, in my car, down the street – Freedom.

Then realized I had left my watch on the night table.

F~~~ f~~~ f~~~.

Never forget your watch.

They can make the hands of your watch stand still . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Unidentified Flabby Obesities.

[MarkoParticipant 3]

Its ironic that we spend billions of dollars, both from the government and from philanthropists to search the sky’s for radio signals and planets. But, we have some really amazing evidence of craft here on earth and yet we refuse to bring it out in the open or even study it. I find that ironic.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMb880a6Kjinz7f0ZVxZSw

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

What if ‘aliens’ were human beings from the future, who come back to the past to check out s~~~, but can’t interfere or they will f~~~ up their own time line or something?

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

What if ‘aliens’ were human beings from the future, who come back to the past to check out s~~~, but can’t interfere or they will f~~~ up their own time line or something?

eminds me of stories I used to read in 200AD Comic.

Love those Time Twister stories 🙂

It's Time to get Wise

[Anonymous 42]

Suggestius wrote:

Isn’t it relates to the theory of relativity? I’m not good in physics, but I think we need to be careful in our statements when we see the word “theory”.

Like the “theory” of evolution? That one got turned into perpetual fact as they endlessly doctor the evidence. For all we know we’re just a Saturday night television program for gods entertainment!

experienced wrote:

The photo is FEMA preparing for the plague caused by women f~~~ing their dogs as well as 1000’s of men. (soon they will cheat and f~~~ other people’s dogs). Clucks will watch them f~~~ local dogs.

Only a man that has SEEN the video or photos can say something like that! I agree 100%! FKN NASTY!

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

What if ‘aliens’ were human beings from the future, who come back to the past to check out s~~~, but can’t interfere or they will f~~~ up their own time line or something?

lets hope they came back in time to fix women where they got broken in the timeline! They’re off by 50 years but I’m not complaining…

[Anonymous 11]

The aliens abduct women and quickly decide they want nothing to do with them. They’re some smart sons of bitches.

I’m shooting at the next one that flies over my head. They just have this nasty habit of showing up when you are not expecting them. I live in a UFO hotspot.

The government knows they exist. I knew a former NASA employee(R.I.P). The stories you all heard from NASA are true. The subject freaks people out badly, and they deny or else get all hyper-religious. I remember my first experience with that massive boomerang. It scared the f~~~ out of me.

Now, I have zero fear of them. I want to see even more! They are very cool.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

They’re some smart sons of bitches.

Smart? To figure out these c~~~s? It takes a real retarded f~~~ing idiot to see these modern women otherwise!

I think the feminist bulls~~~ and lies start becoming believable at around an IQ of 78.

So what you’re actually saying is these beings capable of breaching Mach Horizon are really stupid? That doesn’t make any sense!

What I’m saying is modern women have an IQ of 78 or less, and that’s what makes sense!

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

What I’m saying is modern women have an IQ of 78 or less, and that’s what makes sense!

That sounds about right. Of course, snowflake school teaches them they are all IQ 178. One could not figure its way out of a box.

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