Are escorts safer from STD's than "regular" women? Yes!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I was thinking (I know very patriarchal) and it occurred to me that escorts may be safer from the more severe forms of STD’s than “regular” women.

Let’s do some math.

In my experience, which is a lot, “regular” women have about 6 sexual partners per year. I have asked many women and 6 seems to always pop up (mode).

The most dangerous STD’s are chronic and difficult to treat. These include genital warts, herpes and HIV. Syphilus (sp?) is rare, gonorrhea and chlamydia are easily treatable by a short course of antibiotics.

Let’s assume we are 40 and wish to date women our own age. So that’s 40-18= 22 years x 6 sex partners per year = 132 partners, each of which might have warts, herpes or HIV.

For a 21 year old escort “seeing” 5 men per day for 4 days per week we have 21-18 = 3 years x 5 men per day x 4 days per week = 60 total sexual partners each of which might have warts, herpes or HIV.

So the risk for “regular” women is 132 lifetime partners divided by 132 + 60 or 192 total sex partners for both groups or a risk of 69%.

For a 21 year old escort the risk is 60 lifetime partners divided by 192 or 31%.

So the relative risk of severe lifetime STD’s from a 40 year old hag is about 70% and the risk of severe lifetime STD’s from a 21 year old escort is 30%.

This jives with studies from the Netherlands that show that the lifetime risk of women up to age 60 of genital warts is about 60%.

Summary:

Relative risk of STD’s from “regular” 40 year old: 70%
Relative risk of STD’s from 21 year old escort : 30%

Please check my math, I wrote this up pretty fast.

Interesting and likely true thought experiment.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

Interesting. Plus I would rather do a 21 year old than a 40 year old anyway.

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[CrimParticipant 31]

Sounds good. Time to find me some escorts.

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

Also bear in mind that the majority of escorts will be absolutely anal (no pun intended) about using condoms and getting themselves tested on a regular basis as even the hint of an STD can destroy their career faster than just about anything. Compare that with “regular” women who often don’t bother and I know where I’d rather be sticking mine.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Ahem ?

The ‘agency’ I use have there ‘workers’ tested and not only that, the ‘workers’ carry that with them.

As part of the deal, I also must have proof of no stds.

It’s past awkward now as I know most of them and have my favourites ?

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Sound mathematics. If the average woman over 40 has a 60% chance of having an STD, and a man chooses to date 10 women per year for a long time, a Poisson distribution yields that an average man has  97% chance of having sex with at least one woman with an STD. Almost 100%. All women are closet prostitutes.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[GunslingerParticipant 242]

Well that sounds about right…carry the one…add the remaining balance…yep your math checks out.

[RoyDalParticipant]

The right answer is — YES.
My own research bears this out.
(Don’t ask me how I know. I just do.)

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

Totally agree,if you use escorts from an agency or a “massage parlor” and stay away from street ho’s.

Even the higher end independent escorts that take their job seriously,don’t do drugs,practice safe sex and actually LIKE pleasing men are much,much

safer than your garden variety drunken club slut who is ovulating.

Besides, there is no fear of a baby trap,fatal attraction,false rape accusation due to regret,you get an hour of bliss with out all the extra bull s~~~ and expense of seeing a so called “normal” fetard-what ever the f~~~ that may be.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

gonorrhea!!!!?! noooo

 

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

My math was wrong, sorry:

In giving it more thought I still think the escort is safer, the less years in the business the better, but my math is wrong.

“Regular” 40 year old = 6 different dicks per year x (40-18)years = 132 different total dicks
Escort 21 year old = (5 different dicks per day x 4 days per week x 40 weeks working per year) x (21-18)years = 2400 total dicks

Clearly the 21 year old escort has 20 times the dickage of the 40 year old and, all things being equal, and is far more of a risk for STD’s. Make sure you always bag it.

I still think that escorts use more condoms and get tested more but are a significant risk for infection.

Plus, I’d rather have genital warts and herpes rather than dealing with the high millage, endlessly needy, entitled ameriskank harpies dating 40 year olds would certainly give me.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 9]

I support escorts and prostitutes to the fullest.

Nothing like an honest woman in an honest trade.

[Anonymous 5]

I was going to point out your original math wasn’t quite right, but you fixed it later on. I still agree with you. High class escorts only f~~~ rich men who also have low chances of STD’s. As long as you avoid the $50 guttersluts, you should be fine.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

There are a lot of problems you can avoid by just using the services of an escort. Use protection ,strap it up and cover it up and just enjoy without all the problems that women carry with them.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

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