April Fool's Joke on my two girlfriends

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I did the same joke on both of my girlfriends on April 1.

I acted all serious when I was visiting the Asian gf and referred back to an incident that occurred after the ex had left me (before I dated either of the gf’s) and came back for more of her stuff from the house and my son for summer visitation. I had put out a new bottle of rum and she went after it like a cat going after catnip and was horny for sex: essentially a test to see if I was open to potential “reverse monkey-branching” in the future.

Where my joke deviated from reality is where I told the Asian gf (and the white gf later), that my ex was 8 months pregnant from the incident. The Asian gf looked like she was about to lose her s~~~, and then looked like she wanted to punch me when I said “April Fools”. The white gf took my humor more in stride. (I begin to suspect that Vietnamese women are like the Asian version of hot-tempered Latino women)

On the positive side, it didn’t affect me getting laid the next day by the white gf. (The Asian gf had already mentioned she was on the rag before I did my April Fools joke)

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Jeesh, are you TRYING to get yourself killed?

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Stargazer wrote:

Jeesh, are you TRYING to get yourself killed?

If I wanted to get killed, I would have said my ex was having TWINS, LOL.

I do live dangerously. About 2 months before my ex left, I went skydiving for the first time. Not bad, for someone who suffered fear of heights up until that point.

YOLO.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[narwhalParticipant]

So basically you have two women in your life that you are actively deceiving on a continual basis. That is way more dangerous then jumping out of an airplane.

Ok. Then do it.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

You might as well take out your b~~~~ and give them the hammer…

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

narwhal wrote:

So basically you have two women in your life that you are actively deceiving on a continual basis. That is way more dangerous then jumping out of an airplane.

Well so far, they are so close on my “girlfriend comparison” Excel spreadsheet that I can’t reasonably choose between one or the other, and it varies also depending on which of the 30 categories I weight more.

My recent April Fool’s Prank/S~~~ Test did reveal that I need to add a new column to the spreadsheet: “temper”. The Asian gf has much worse temper than the white gf. That alone might be enough to swing the overall score.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[narwhalParticipant]

Do you seriously not even see the danger? It’s perfectly reasonable to be unsure of which one you like better. That isn’t your problem. The deception game is what’s going to ruin you.

Maybe you will get away with it this time, but running this lying game is going to come back to haunt you one day.

Ok. Then do it.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

narwhal wrote:

Maybe you will get away with it this time, but running this lying game is going to come back to haunt you one day.

Yeah I read this thread. I likened this foolishness to pulling out your b~~~~, and handing them the hammer. He better hope that no feminazi gets a hold of it.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

MGTOW Knight wrote:

narwhal wrote:

Maybe you will get away with it this time, but running this lying game is going to come back to haunt you one day.

Yeah I read this thread. I likened this foolishness to pulling out your b~~~~, and handing them the hammer. He better hope that no feminazi gets a hold of it.

Actually, I’ve seen the danger for sometime. My brainstorming has now identified FOUR categories I needed to add to my spreadsheet that weren’t on there before, and at this point, I don’t need to do the math:

1) Temper: the Asian gf has had various temper tantrums over 3 months, sometimes over really minor stuff: the other gf has not

2) Beast of burden: the Asian gf has a much higher tendency to try to use me as a beast of burden. That is something I take exception to. I have enough to do for myself, as my own beast of burden.

3) Maintenance: the Asian gf is higher maintenance and is more demanding.

4) Clinginess: the Asian gf is less clingy and she is very much more independent (for example, she is entrepreneurial with buying real estate and having tenants) & I get the impression she wouldn’t be that hurt if I broke up with her. The white gf seems more emotionally into me.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’m scheduled to go after work on a walk with the local Asian gf. I may choose this occasion to break up with her.

Then that time bomb will effectively be defused.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[narwhalParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

Then that time bomb will effectively be defused.

Nope. Because you still have the tendency to be deceitful when it suits your needs. And what happens if Asian GF isn’t happy with your decision and decides to track you down? What happens when white GF finds out about Asian GF and decides you need to be punished?

You’re still playing with fire. But it’s your life. YOLO and all that.

Ok. Then do it.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’m going to break up with the Asian gf in person. Today is a good day, because she was bitching about some stuff.

So I figure I pick a day when she will be most okay with breaking up with me, because she was finding flaws in the relationship. I may even make her think it is actually her idea. I’m going to make sure the Asian gf is happy with my decision.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Broke up with the Asian gf a month ago, and as I suspected, she was subtly trying to angle to get back with me. I had the white gf from 40 minutes away over at my house, gardening outside while I took a break inside, and the Asian ex-gf came over with a pot of Vietnamese peppers.

The white gf came in with the pot and mentioned that a friend of mine came over with a pot of plants for me. Apparently the Asian ex-gf didn’t say much, and left. My complete lack of a reaction seemed to prevent giving away anything to the gf.

The Asian gf seemed agitated though in texting me about how she was shocked to see a new woman at my house and how I must not have really loved her to get a new gf in less than a month. (DING DONG! — I’m not capable of loving women anymore because I understand them too well)

No texts since that last series of texts. I wished her “good luck and take care, etc” and then nothing after that.

Oh, and you all will LOVE this. One of her last texts before she went silent was how she is going to “marry herself” in June. I almost died laughing. I think I actually felt a little pee come out.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

I get a sense of delight at seeing the tables turned once in awhile.

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