Anyone ever see movie "Boxing Helena"

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

It was written by a woman apparently.

Basically, the Julian Sands character is obsessed with Helena. He is literally the archetype of “simp”.

SPOILER ALERT!

She is in an accident outside his house, and he is a surgeon, so he amputates her legs at his house to save her. Then he basically keeps her a prisoner. She is rude, and belittles him; after a tantrum where she throws some stuff, he amputates her arms. (hence “boxing” Helena).

Eventually she softens and teaches him how to score with women. (e.g. he “evolves” into a PUA/seducer, LOL)

The female writer had a metaphor of the Venus de Milo statue with the missing arms, for representing someone that is broken but still beautiful.

But I recently had a few musings about “Boxing Helena”. She starts out whole, then he takes off her legs, then her arms.

It occurs to me, if you could surgically remove the head, then the rest of the body, except for the vagina, you basically have a fleshlight.

Its too bad the Julian Sands character couldn’t extrapolate things to their logical conclusion: then he simply could have bought himself a fleshlight.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 42]

No, and I have over a thousand CDs’.

I just checked it out on a search, it looks like a c~~~y movie I wouldn’t ever consider buying, watching, or smearing it’s c~~~y s~~~ in the chambers of my mind!

Last night I watched the thing with Kurt Russel, ALL MEN, NOT ONE WOMAN IN THE MOVIE! GREAT MOVIE! last night I had nightmares that woke me up running from evil monsters!

No feminized c~~~ f~~~ing movie will ever stimulate my head! Nightmares are EXCITING!

I’m all done with TV and modern day B. grade movies full of feminized mind clutter and propaganda f~~~ing bulls~~~!

Hollywood is a run down washed out rat to which there’s no escape from!

40s’ movies had class, story, and ACTION, but phased out in the 70’s as feminism and gynocentrism took it’s place.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

The cartoonist/artist Robert Crumb has a comic book series on exactly this idea… a man removes a woman’s head because she bitches all the time after learning women have a tiny brain in their asses that can control their bodily movements.

[CthulhuParticipant 698]

The f~~~ are you men smoking.

Why vote for a lesser evil? #ICETHEMOUT

[Anonymous 54]

Oddly enough yes Ive sen that Movie!! Hah

I dont watch movies.
Dont remember were I saw it.ahha

[Anonymous 54]

Cthulhu wrote:

The f~~~ are you men smoking.

The same thing I was when I saw it apparentlty!! Hahh

[nonameParticipant 746]

Ranger One wrote:

you basically have a fleshlight.

Its too bad the Julian Sands character couldn’t extrapolate things to their logical conclusion: then he simply could have bought himself a fleshlight.

LOL, I was laughing for a full minute writing with a smile on my face, s~~~.

Ps. wile talking movies i watched one with Banderas, the skin i live in, sick one, also surgeon is involved.

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[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Sounds depraved.

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[Anonymous 54]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Sounds depraved.

I think my roommates had it on.
Shortly after my ex tried to murder me with a pair of sissors.
I thought it was silly at the time…
My life is not that dark anymore. Thank God!

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Sounds depraved.

OH it IS. LOL.

The best scene is after Helena has taught him how to seduce women. She is in a closet (no arms, no legs) propped up on a chair peeking through the crack of the door as he seduces a woman.

The music for the scene is “Principles of Lust” by Enigma. As she watches from the closet, he has sex with the woman, and you can see a tear trickle down her face as she watches.

Ironically, after I split with my first real gf (from college), I got seduced to that music with the 2nd girl I ever slept with.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

The movie should be called, Bitch in and a BOX.

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