Any Takers on this Craig List Gem? Literally offers you nothing much in return.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Anon Anonington wrote:

I’d take her up on her offer, but only if she wore cat ears and whiskers and actually pretended to be a pet 24/7. And god, no talking! Only meows and purrs.

I know females who practically do that. It’s annoying as f~~~. No, after about three days of that you’d kerb stomp that stupid c~~~ and start looking for something with a brain to talk to… like a ficus tree.

I’ll go so far as to say this… any female who even HAS a cat is not worth your attention.

[FrankOneParticipant 1443]

I would take her in if she could catch the frisbee in her mouth on 2 out of 3 throws.  Guess I’m a dog person.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

FrankOne wrote:

I would take her in if she could catch the frisbee in her mouth on 2 out of 3 throws. Guess I’m a dog person.

Haha she’d probably just end up walking away with a chipped tooth and a black eye.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

she would be #freebleeding from her top hole

[mrpropmechParticipant 216]

I have a strong feeling that most of the personals are actually Nigerians.

 

[sidecarParticipant 35867]

Stargazer wrote:

No, after about three days of that you’d kerb stomp that stupid c~~~ and start looking for something with a brain to talk to… like a ficus tree.

That or take her to the vet to get “fixed”. Maybe declawed too.

Or leave her in a crate on the stoop of the nearest animal shelter. With a donation of course.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Looks to me like Anita Sarkeesian might have gotten laid off.

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