Annihilating & Rejecting Tinder Sluts

[SMADParticipant 651]

This bank holiday weekend (UK), I have found a new favourite hobby: destroying women on tinder! I changed my pictures to Ludo from the Labyrinth (big hairy brown monster with horns) and put my status bio as “Lottery winner looking to find cool people to celebrate with.”

STRANGELY ENOUGH…I have had a lot of matches! How bizarre? I wonder why that is? So anyway, one of the first questions is the most predictable, like when they ask “what do you do?” I swoop in and destroy them. They see lottery winner and their eyes turn to pound / dollar signs for sure!

My reply has been cut and paste and is as follows:

Asking a guy what his job is – that’s like asking “how much do you earn so I can assess what potential you have as a provider or what gifts I could potentially get.” Unless of course you ask a really wimpy guy who will more than happily go on about his job to demonstrate his worth: )

Here is one of the responses I got:

Oh wow I couldn’t care less how much someone earns. I don’t go after people for money.. It was just a question. And I certainly wouldn’t expect someone to get me gift all the time! I thought it was a normal question to ask. “Showing a interest”.

Defence mode goes fully engaged? I think so. Interesting that was her response, when the ONLY THING she had to go on for my Tinder profile was a giant hairy monster from an 80’s film and “lottery winner” in bio.

Then I basically said “I wonder how far that honesty goes. I will never know. Good luck to you.”

Called out and rejected the little angle, bless. Yet here I am, sitting in the sunshine after eating two quarter pound home made burgers on my balcony, laughing at the world. I am sure many of you might be thinking “why am I even wasting my time doing that?”

Well, being MGTOW gives me a lot of free time and quite frankly, it’s an amusing thing for the day in between doing other productive things 🙂

*Smug mode engaged*

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

The profile came off as weird, and possibly entertaining. So, for the sake of being curious, you are getting responses. If you replaced “Lottery winner” with “Wizard” or some other sort of weirdness, you will also get matches.

And I would assume, with your profile, there would likely end up being a large party formed, so women are responding thinking their will be a party, due to the money.

The way I personally deal with Tinder Sluts is to not use Tinder.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[SMADParticipant 651]

IGMOW (I Go My Own Way) wrote:

The way I personally deal with Tinder Sluts is to not use Tinder.

Haha I don’t really do too much with it either. This is mostly just one of those “i’m bored on Bank Holiday, I want to test something.”

It’s not a serious profile and I am most certainly not a lottery winner 🙂

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[experiencedParticipant]

SMAD wrote:

This bank holiday weekend (UK), I have found a new favourite hobby: destroying women on tinder! I changed my pictures to Ludo from the Labyrinth (big hairy brown monster with horns) and put my status bio as “Lottery winner looking to find cool people to celebrate with.”

STRANGELY ENOUGH…I have had a lot of matches! How bizarre? I wonder why that is? So anyway, one of the first questions is the most predictable, like when they ask “what do you do?” I swoop in and destroy them. They see lottery winner and their eyes turn to pound / dollar signs for sure!

My reply has been cut and paste and is as follows:

Asking a guy what his job is – that’s like asking “how much do you earn so I can assess what potential you have as a provider or what gifts I could potentially get.” Unless of course you ask a really wimpy guy who will more than happily go on about his job to demonstrate his worth: )

Here is one of the responses I got:

Oh wow I couldn’t care less how much someone earns. I don’t go after people for money.. It was just a question. And I…

“It was just a question”??????????????????????????????????
‘Are you tight or are you like a bored out cylinder?’ it was just a question.
‘do you regularly practice proper hygiene or is there a graveyard of men’s corpses who wandered too close without chemical warfare gear? it was just a question.
‘would you take a lie detector test knowing that you would be asked repeatedly, how many sexual partners you have had, until the detector indicates you are telling the truth?’ it was just a question.
‘when you do it, do you just lie there?’ it was just a question.
“what the f~~~ does ‘it was just a question’ carry, as a rationale?”
It was just a question.
Have you ever had more than 8 sexual partners simultaneously?” it was just a question.

it was ‘just’ a question, as compared to what????

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[SMADParticipant 651]

experienced wrote:

Are you tight or are you like a bored out cylinder?

Genuine LOL right there. +1 for that comment alone!

But you are right – what sort of question is that to ask a guy? I find it quite rude actually. I personally believe most aspects about people *should* come out naturally during a course of getting to know someone.

It’s like when I go to conferences – I am there to represent my company / business, but when I talk to people it’s just VERY casual and I never try and force what I do down peoples throats.

I personally hate it when people approach me, ask me direct questions when I don’t even know them and then they try and sell me THEIR product – insurance, or whatever s~~~. What ever happened to just attending, meeting a few people and maybe exchange a few business cards to THEN email follow ups to arrange a meeting to discuss things further whilst discussing the conference?

Does anyone else business orientated agree with me on this by the way, just out of interest?

This scene from Last Samurai springs to mind from 1:02 onwards, but at 1:32 he says “I have introduced myself, you have introduced yourself, this was a very good conversation.”

Absolutely love this – I see this as basically saying “slow down, what’s the rush?” and applying this to c~~~-hungry cumsluts has even more impact – why are you interrogating me from the very first sentence?

Last Samurai – “Good Conversation”

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

IGMOW (I Go My Own Way) wrote:

If you replaced “Lottery winner” with “Wizard” or some other sort of weirdness, you will also get matches.

You could replace it with “serial killer” and still get matches. That’s how bottom of the barrel the women of online dating are.

F~~~ online dating.

[SMADParticipant 651]

sidecar wrote:

You could replace it with “serial killer” and still get matches.

Ted Bundy had ALOT of female fans in prison, right up to the point where they filled his asshole up so he didn’t s~~~ everywhere when electrocuted.

I believe the term is Hybridistophilia for when a woman is into a guy and knows he is dangerous – Wiki Link

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I go on craigslist and flag c~~~s with:

1. C~~~s with Standards, especially if they want tall guy, bbc
2. Cuckold ones
3. Cheating c~~~s
4. Pretty ones
5. There looking for the good guys or nice guys.

Send a message, this s~~~ is no longer acceptable.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

SMAD wrote:

Ted Bundy had ALOT of female fans in prison, right up to the point where they filled his asshole up so he didn’t s~~~ everywhere when electrocuted.

My canned response to the, “How do I know you’re not a serial killer?” s~~~ test is: “There’s only one way to know for sure…”

I’ve had women ask me: “You’re not really a serial killer, are you?” the next morning. In her bed.

I believe the term is Hybridistophilia for when a woman is into a guy and knows he is dangerous – Wiki Link

I don’t think it’s hybridistophilia, though, or at least not in the majority of cases. It’s far too common, and I think has a far simpler explanation. Serial killers become famous thanks to the media, and women are attracted to fame. Add that to their fundamental inability to comprehend the concept of consequences and just look what they do.

If a woman’s midbrain has decided she wants to f~~~ you, nothing you can say to her through her higher thought processes (which is where risk assessment is supposed to happen) is going to dissuade it.

[Anonymous 12]

Although I generally agree that when a woman asks a man what his job is she is trying to figure out where he stands in life and how much he earns. I would say that given the OP stated he is a recent lottery winner that the question is asked as one of many bland and boring questions women ask a man

[SMADParticipant 651]

Anonymous wrote:

Although I generally agree that when a woman asks a man what his job is she is trying to figure out where he stands in life and how much he earns. I would say that given the OP stated he is a recent lottery winner that the question is asked as one of many bland and boring questions women ask a man

I agree with Morlock in that on one hand it’s a sign of a very bland personality in terms of the woman.

I must also say, however, that the lottery thing is not real and at the risk of sounding really malicious but it was an intentional trap. By deliberately putting a stupid picture up and the “lottery” comment, they are the only two criteria that could be judged before the swipe left / right. My reasoning, therefore, is that if they swipe “like”, then they either:

a) Like big hairy monsters from the 80’s
b) Saw the “lottery” comment and are basically monkey branching / gold digging.

Testing the fabric of local women in the county and another red pill to end this month on for me 🙂

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

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