Anjelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt

[Anonymous 1]

Russky wrote:

Will they release back all the adopted black children?

Yes, authorities are set to gradually release them back to roam the wilds of the serengeti.

Sorry fella, Just enjoyed the terminology :).

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Anonymous wrote:

Russky wrote:

Will they release back all the adopted black children?

Yes, authorities are set to gradually release them back to roam the wilds of the serengeti.

Sorry fella, Just enjoyed the terminology :).

That’s exactly what I meant. I read this joke on russian twitter – thought it was funny

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[JebParticipant 65]

I never saw what he saw in her in the first place. She is not that attractive.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Wasn’t that phoney marriage, arranged anyway.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Tuneout wrote:

Big Boss wrote:

She’s got Chad waiting for her-guaranteed.

Or a Chadette. Remember she’s bisexual. She might go back to her former lesbian lover like Amber Heard.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh
Too bad others have to pay for her to use just another ploy to keep herself in the spot light.
The husband and the kids pay so she can play.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Anonymous wrote:

bobphilo wrote:

joller984 wrote:

At least Clooney had the good sense not to marry a bisexual.

EDIT: I forgot heard was bisexual – there does seem to be a pattern, but then most marriages go this way. I’ve always stayed away from bi women in the past, they do tend to sway towards more extreme mental illness.

You’re right in avoiding bisexual women. Drew Barrymore and Christina Aquilera are other examples of how marrying bi women is a disaster. They all cheated with other women. It makes sense, a man cannot satisfy their lesbian desires.
The thing is some fools actually think bisexual women are hot but they all end up paying the price.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Jeb wrote:

I never saw what he saw in her in the first place. She is not that attractive.

And the crazy thing is that a lot of “straight” women say, “I’m 100% straight but I couldn’t resist Angelina Jolie or Hallie Berry”. What a bunch of hypocritical liars.

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Anonymous wrote:

How long do we give Clooney?

Clooney married in 2014. I am giving Clooney until 2024 or so…this way under California Law the marriage would exceed 10 years or more and be considered a long term marriage. Also the amount of community property will have amassed to be a large amount.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

bobphilo wrote:

Jeb wrote:

I never saw what he saw in her in the first place. She is not that attractive.

And the crazy thing is that a lot of “straight” women say, “I’m 100% straight but I couldn’t resist Angelina Jolie or Hallie Berry”. What a bunch of hypocritical liars.

Pua say that all women are bisexual and love pussy, but not everyone knows about it
I think there is some truth in that

Milo said there is no such thing as a lesbian. It’s the same bisexual woman like all other women, but she chooses not to have sex with men. But deep inside she still craves a dick

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[bladeParticipant]

Just herd on the news she was p~~~ed at his parenting and he was drinking and smoking weed.Also he was f~~~ing around.
A chad with a master who had no control.Hopefully Brad might turn mgtow and swallow a s~~~ load of red pills after having a few bongs.Maybe him and leonardo dicapreo will hang out and slip some red pills into mel gibsons drink at the next movie awards.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

TaxGuy wrote:

She’s going after time with the children. As has been said here before, she looks at the kids as “her” property. And I’m guessing that he probably loves being a dad. Therefore going after physical custody will inflict the most damage.

Because, vagina.

He shot himself in the foot anyway, because I read a few years ago that she wouldn’t agree to marry him unless he signed some kind of contract saying that the kids would definitely be hers in the event of a divorce. I’m not totally sure how true that was, but it wouldn’t surprise me. She strikes me as a hardheaded person. So say goodbye to your kids, Brad. Wish that I could sympathise, but you’ve dug your own grave a little bit. You should’ve known back then that you were paying an awfully high price, just to marry somebody who never seemed to be as crazy about you as you were about her. In that woman’s life, it always seemed pretty obvious where he stood.

And I’ve never found her attractive. It drives me nuts that she constantly pops up on “Sexiest Women Alive” lists, often at number one. She doesn’t do anything for me at all, never has. Her face is weird-looking. Too hard, too angular, too fake, and God knows she’s not aging well. Maybe she was kind of cute when she was younger, but that’s it. It f~~~ing infuriated me when that movie Wanted came out, and every time James McAvoy was interviewed, this massive deal was made over him “getting to” kiss Jolie in it. Heaven forbid, I dunno, talking about the actual movie.

I almost hate to say it, but think that between the two, Pitt probably would’ve been better off staying with Aniston. I always got the feeling that she was a bit more down-to-Earth; more grounded and modest. Guess she’s having the last laugh now.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[2muchtruthSpectator 130]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Hillary can have a sigh of relief from her spiralling campaign as the nation will now want to fully investigate this and find out why such a perfect couple would want to split rather than the countries fate hanging in the balance from this election.

Celebrity worship is the most retarded thing to ever come to existence.

f~~~ you are smart, seriously.. that makes perfect sense 🙂

this is the kinda s~~~ i came here for, deep insights,

nothing gets past you man, i hadn’t even thought of that angle yet ! i could do with more people like you around me, for real, true intellects

🙂

Chaff/Flare wrote:

Saw this one coming the second she cut off her t~~~.

LOL ! that’s epic, if i was in the rap game, i’d be stealing that from you and putting it in a verse, that was funny bro,

typical feminist bitch cutting her t~~~ off,
she used to be hot but now she’s making me dick soft

something like that.. but alot better obviously 🙂 and something that rhymes lol.. my minds blank right now, i’ll re edit this if/ when i think of something better

angelina jolie you used to be my hommie,
but now you act like you don’t know me,
no longer whilling to bone me,
bitch i’m brad pitt,
and don’t you think for a second, your s~~~ doesn’t stink
cause i know you hoe
and i don’t care if you go
i been f~~~ing a hoe but i’ll never show
just listen to this flow
and the sound i’m making with this pad and this pen
you knew i’d always win,
you just a typical hoe,
yo, yo, yo
go,go,go
but don’t think about taking my money cause that s~~~ aint even funny,
just be a good hunny and f~~~ off
otherwise ill put out those tapes of you getting me off,
i’m not wishing breast cancer on you hoe,
i’m just saying you gotta go….

that’ll work 🙂

[DJKevgeezParticipant 141]

TaxGuy wrote:

Claiming domestic violence, going for physical custody of the kids. Kicking him right in the nuts, where she knows she can do the most emotional damage.
She’s going after time with the children. As has been said here before, she looks at the kids as “her” property. And I’m guessing that he probably loves being a dad. Therefore going after physical custody will inflict the most damage.

Honestly if felt like from interviews from before and during his time with her that he never wanted kids.
He just TOLERATED them so he could get dem godly diksucks she was throwing around.
Thats why all the kids are adopted.

Good for him.
Good riddance to her and all those stankin ass kids

[DJKevgeezParticipant 141]

Idk maybe its just me but I’d never sign on to adopt someone else’s mistakes….let alone 9 of them!

She can have those kids.
Brad will hit the singles scene and have a young 20s soemthing in no time.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

I loved the headline on one of the cable news stations, “Brad and Angelina divorce – was it another woman?”
I wonder if they were referring to him or her? LOL

[Shadow1275Participant 1178]

A Woman dragging a man through the shame inquisition, oh I’m sorry the “Court System.” Not surprised not a bit. My favorite part is how she said that she loved how involved he was with the kids and loved watching him be a father and now she wants to rip them away and deny him custody. What a hypocritical liar, or in other words a Typical woman.

He who is Brave is Free - Seneca

[Anonymous 14]

Who the f~~~ is Anjelina and Brad?

Meh… I don’t want to know.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

Who the f~~~ is Anjelina and Brad?

They are a well orchestrated distraction to keep people from looking at real news and real issues.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 14]

FrostByte wrote:

VESPASIAN wrote:

Who the f~~~ is Anjelina and Brad?

They are a well orchestrated distraction to keep people from looking at real news and real issues.

Ahhhhh… thank you.

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