Amy Schumer presents C~~~ Carousel: The Movie

[HammerdownParticipant 528]

Saw the trailer for this a few days ago, and holy s~~~ they’re not even trying to be subtle anymore. She goes around, f~~~ing anything with a swinging dick, but the second she gets close to a highly paid high profile sports doctor she starts getting the ‘gina tingles and starts suddenly having feeeeeeewings for him. I hope people see this movie as the hypergamy love letter that it is.

Also, favourite part is where her and her idiot friend lose their s~~~ when the doctor has THE NERVE to be a gentleman and CALL her the next morning (not text because he has class) and ask if she had a good time and would like to hang out again, and they instantly assume he’s some kind of “creep”. I know for a fact that this isn’t comedic hyperbole, as it has happened to me before as well as to a lot of you, I’m sure. These c~~~s have just exposed their true nature to the world.

And passed it off as a COMEDY.

[Anonymous 1]

Oh, the love story of a female f~~~ing everyone until she finds a beta that she can leech of. I true love story for the modern times.

And as always, it is all her DAD fault that she is a whore… Of course.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

How is THAT supposed to be funny? That is sick

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 1]

Russky wrote:

How is THAT supposed to be funny? That is sick

Female sense of humor = sociopaths

Behold, the “gentler” sex… As in not having the minimum empathy for men what so f~~~ing ever.

And then they blame the GUYS from treating WOMEN as SEX OBJECTS.

They do that to themselves.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

WFT is Lebron doing in the movies? Isn’t he supposed to be helping out his wife around the house, cooking, cleaning and with the kids? Lean the f~~~ in Bronny!

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 5]

This is just an extension of the Big Bang Theory where that slut who’s been riding the c~~~ carousel for years with unrealistic psycho ambitions in a minimum wage world.
The guy is sooooooooooooo stoked and grateful to get her, even though he’s getting burnt out, empty headed carousel refuse to share his genes, raise his kids and financially support.
It doesn’t matter at all that she’s only bringing STD’s and a drinking problem to the table and on the verge of carb exploding, because according to beta hunting gold digging whores,,,,it’s all about love.
Men, women and children are indoctrinated with this s~~~ repeatedly every week, and we wonder why women act like this and blue pillers accept it as normal now.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Russky wrote:

WFT is Lebron doing in the movies? Isn’t he supposed to be helping out his wife around the house, cooking, cleaning and with the kids? Lean the f~~~ in Bronny!

More Money>Beta Husband

Anonymous wrote:

RusskyKGB wrote:

How is THAT supposed to be funny? That is sick

Female sense of humor = sociopaths Behold, the “gentler” sex… As in not having the minimum empathy for men what so f~~~ing ever. And then they blame the GUYS from treating WOMEN as SEX OBJECTS. They do that to themselves.

The more I understand women. The more I associate them with Klingon females. Depending on their mood they want to rip your throat out or f~~~ you to death. Sometimes its a matter of both.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[TheBardParticipant 974]

“You should know I am doing fine(begins to list reasons).”

Who are you trying to convince? Us or you lol?

[22DeeboiParticipant 259]

Yikes, I actually remember that trailer. Everything in today’s society is promoting girls/woman to be sluts, and be ok with it. Yet when men do it its frowned upon??

Stupidity mixed with Hypocrisy:)

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Hammerdown wrote:

Saw the trailer for this a few days ago, and holy s~~~ they’re not even trying to be subtle anymore. She goes around, f~~~ing anything with a swinging dick, but the second she gets close to a highly paid high profile sports doctor she starts getting the ‘gina tingles and starts suddenly having feeeeeeewings for him. I hope people see this movie as the hypergamy love letter that it is.

It’s not a movie, it’s a public service announcement for men!

 

[survivorParticipant 610]

Amy Shumer is ugly and overweight. I don’t see why most men would date her, let alone couple with her. I have morals and weight limits for women. There’s very little that moves me to involve myself with women that aren’t under 130 or at least within their BMI. Ideally, I like women that are 95 or 100-115 lbs. And that’s just to start with. They should dress feminine and be clean and respectful. Ridoculous movie and an even more ridoculous woman.

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, You give love a bad name, I play my part and you play your game, You give love a bad name."--Bon Jovi

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Oh lord, if I ever find myself in the theater watching that c~~~ carousel flick (and this would be a big IF…) I’d most probably be sitting there giving out not one single smile but rather rub my index finger and thumb around my chin in a somewhat thinker’s pose during the entire show and go: “Aha, interesting modern world lecture movie, camouflaged as a comedy …” (thinking = red pill overdose!) and only to ironically and spontaneously burst out laughing hours later, once I’ll be in a totally different place …        –>  Crazy s~~~ driving MGTOW further ! Cheers, world.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[BufordParticipant 935]

We’ve also got the new Ghostbusters movie to look forward to. Such exciting times for men.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[kizellParticipant 368]

It’s a shame that being a cum dumpster is no longer frowned upon, but encouraged.

Who are these women kidding.  They don’t crave that much sex.  They only crave control.

This is just another story (all be it fiction) of a woman with an inflated sense of self importance being “successful” at a job that does nothing providing the necessities of life.  Once again, she is just another product of a world man has created, and she boasts her cleverness,  but in reality she is merely enjoying the spoils.

[HuevonParticipant 68]

It’s good that we understood the structure behind this. Women f~~~ around first, and then try to capture a beta provider. I believe that this fits their natural sexuality. First they go gene shopping, then they look for someone to help raising those kids. If there wasn’t contraception, this system would still work the way it was implemented by evolution. Thanks to contraceptives, sluts don’t have those kids as baggage to bring to the table.

So besides potential STDs she carries, what’s the problem? We get STDs too when we f~~~ around.

I’m not writing this because I want to be white knighting. I’m far off from that. My concern is: MGTOW people talk so negative about sluts. MGTOW is changing Society. Do we really want to push women to hold back their golden vaginas even more? That would mean we have to get into those vicious marriage contracts before we get any. This can’t be our aim, can it?

*voting for more sluts*

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Women are just not funny. Maybe the Y gene is required. Of course we have those men with suppression of the Y gene and some men are not funny, like the mangina that works creating Amy, to big for pants, Schumer.

She is the more mainstream Laura Dunham.

Expect a string of un-watchable man hating Rom-(I dare say “coms”) starring her. None of them at all believable because her characters are nasty, whorish, ugly bitches.

Feminist dream girl.

Expect them to fail and become a footnote of all the films that prove women just aren’t funny. Like extreme intelligence, they lack to gene.

Amy Schumer part two, eat a lot, prey on any man in sight, and lack of ability to love anything with a penis.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Lord VatsParticipant 379]

I think movies like these make fat pigs think that they can “do anything” like the actress “does” John Cena. It really inflates their ego.
I vomited when she said she can “do anything” and points out the guy she did last night. What a repulsive actress, at 34, she looks like s~~~.

I don’t expect Hollywood actresses to baffle me with their intellect but come on, don’t put a pig on the screen expect us to pet it.

[BufordParticipant 935]

Women as comedy writers are by and large pretty good. It’s in comedy performance that they’re useless. The problem with women is; they lack completely a sense of humour about themselves. So when they get on stage and start performing the comedy, particularly when they’re attempting to be self deprecating, you just don’t buy it. You know automatically that they’re full of s~~~, and therefore can’t possibly laugh at them.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[kizellParticipant 368]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it does not mean she’s a lady

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

If you believe drunken hook-ups are rape. And that is the law in NY and California, then Amy Schumer is an admitted rapist and is proud of it. Feminists give her accolades for it then victim blame.

Very funny indeed.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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