Americans do everything wrong

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  • #474811
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    Mr. Smith
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    "I need men, real men, men with balls, certainly not sissies. I would never ask them to take an enemy position, but I insist that they follow me to that position. If you are one of those men, raise your hand." Napoleon Bonaparte

    #474820
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    Anonymous
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    Hahah!.
    British humor!!!

    #474821
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    Anonymous
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    LOL! I eMailed it out! Good laugh and great video, Mr. Smith, Thank-you!

    #474824
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    Untamed
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    Nice!

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #474831
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    PistolPete
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    Too funny! (I’m sure its a true story too)

    #474833
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    MACHO
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    Mr. Smith that is Very Funny! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank You Sir ๐Ÿบ

    You must own a better Crystal ball than I
    #474847
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    Stormtrooper
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    Oh I’m using that joke.

    Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

    #474854
    Globemaster
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    whoever made this joke is a sick person.

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    Anonymous
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    Classic.

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    Nerevar
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    Hah!

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    #475044
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    Joetech
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    LOL! Yeah,we dumb Americans can’t get anything right!

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #475099
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    It’s true. We Americans have put up with so much bulls~~~ from women it’s absolutely outrageous. But I’m not convinced you Brits are any better in that regard.

    Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

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    Mr. Smith
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    I guess that’s the one point uniting mankind across all boundaries of race, culture, religion or location.

    "I need men, real men, men with balls, certainly not sissies. I would never ask them to take an enemy position, but I insist that they follow me to that position. If you are one of those men, raise your hand." Napoleon Bonaparte

    #475172
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    Stormtrooper
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    LOL! Yeah,we dumb Americans canโ€™t get anything right!

    I do feel bad for that poor dog though, not even dogs are safe from women ๐Ÿ˜†

    Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

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    Joetech
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    I do feel bad for that poor dog though, not even dogs are safe from women

    Imagine that the dog landed in an MG with the top down, and that she and the driver went home together and lived happily ever after. Just think of how lucky the bloke driving the MG was!

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

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