Am I a selfish prick?

[Det45Participant 111]

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick? The way I see it is I always take care of number one FIRST (ME)! Here’s what I expect: 1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first. 2) Dinner will be on the table when I get home from the bar. 3) She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning. 4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM. 5) She will ensure that the grass is mowed and/or the driveway is shoveled at all times. 6) I demand sex upon my command at all times! 7) She will wash and wax my car every weekend. 8) She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop at the dollar store! I still don’t understand why they call me a prick?!

[joetechParticipant]

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Det45 wrote:

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick?

They are testing you to see your reaction.

If you react by: saying sorry and begging them for forgiveness…YOU LOSE

If you react by: turning your back, you win.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Can I get UHHHHHhhhhhh what the f~~~ are you talking about?

are you a chia pet in man drag

[bladeParticipant]

Your a f~~~ing prick alright . Be proud and work ya way up the ladder . I got all my badges you will get there champ

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Det45 wrote:

Here’s what I expect: 1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first. 2) Dinner will be on the table when I get home from the bar. 3) She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning. 4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM. 5) She will ensure that the grass is mowed and/or the driveway is shoveled at all times. 6) I demand sex upon my command at all times! 7) She will wash and wax my car every weekend. 8) She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop at the dollar store!

I am assuming this DREAM YOU HAD was in Color, Well, you Definitely have quite the VIVID IMAGINATION !! LOL LOL LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Det45 wrote:

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick? The way I see it is I always take care of number one FIRST (ME)! Here’s what I expect: 1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first. 2) Dinner will be on the table when I get home from the bar. 3) She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning. 4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM. 5) She will ensure that the grass is mowed and/or the driveway is shoveled at all times. 6) I demand sex upon my command at all times! 7) She will wash and wax my car every weekend. 8) She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop at the dollar store! I still don’t understand why they call me a prick?!

TUNA.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Tuna it IS

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 3]

Det45 wrote:

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick?

Women call selfish a man that is thinking AT ALL on himself. In their mind, men should only think on them, sacrifice themselves and be happy about it.

Det45 wrote:

The way I see it is I always take care of number one FIRST (ME)!

There is nothing wrong with that! If a person does not take care of himself, who would?
Notice that women are all about themselves, and how they feel.
The hypocrisy is that they call selfish a man that does anything to HIS ADVANTAGE.

Det45 wrote:

1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first. 2) Dinner will be on the table when I get home from the bar. 3) She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning. 4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM. 5) She will ensure that the grass is mowed and/or the driveway is shoveled at all times. 6) I demand sex upon my command at all times! 7) She will wash and wax my car every weekend. 8) She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop at the dollar store!

Now THAT is a sure sign that you are tuna. Because it is women that think any relationship is based on someone else SLAVING for you.

Taking care of yourself is NOT expecting others to do everything for you. It is AVOIDING SOMEONE WITH THAT MENTALITY!

And this here is a classic feminist manipulation technique. A man that refuses to be USED and looks for an equal effort in relationships is associated with a selfish person that wants to SLAVE OTHERS!

But that is also a GREAT RED FLAG! It show the female entitlement mentality, that MEN SHOULD NOT EXPECT ANYTHING, while men are supposed to CONTRIBUTE WITH EVERYTHING!

And that post of yours is a dream, because women today dont even know how to perform basic domestic tasks, if they even bother to try…

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Awakened wrote:

Tuna it IS

And the truth will make you… tuna salad?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 42]

How big is the LUMP/GASH on your head from the frying pan being heaved at you?

I’m not a woman but that’s what I’d do if I was…

[Anonymous 3]

Anonymous wrote:

How big is the LUMP/GASH on your head from the frying pan being heaved at you?

I’m not a woman but that’s what I’d do if I was…

Your post proves the violent nature of women and their toxic femininity.

/sarc

[Det45Participant 111]

Again I was trying to be humorous with this post, please read my apologies in the (19th century Back in The Day Thread). Again I misrepresented the MGTOW cause and the MGTOW image. I will not post anymore threads like this again. No tuna here, just misunderstood the MGTOW cause and image…..det45

[Anonymous 43]

there’s being a prick, and then there is being a bungus munch

Det45, when you burp, does it taste like ass?

and then I got to thinking about my own relations~~~ with the c~~~

She expected me to rub her feet every night, then work into foreplay just the right way and expected to O first. She expected me to feed the kids at 5pm everyday, even though she would be home at 6:30, she expected laundry done, clothes folded a certain way, and God help me if I folded the towels wrong. she expected her lunch made promptly at 5am, and in the passenger seat of her car at 5:15. she expected the lawn mowed, trimmed and grass swept, pool cleaned and garage cleaned before she had to ask me to do it. She also rejected sex whenever I was in the mood, but she wanted it, snap to, Mister! Her special snowflake sports car had to be washed, waxed and gassed up, fully maintained at all times, no children allowed in her car. Oh, and if I ever wanted something from the store costing more than $2, we would have a debate about it. $35,000 sports car for her, no problem. She told me once there was no money in the budget for a package of new underwear for me. Fine. I walked carwashes, parking lots and drive up windows until I found enough dropped change to buy f~~~ing underwear. Later that week she went to some idiot relative’s candle party and brought home a pile of candles and some more fukn baskets. And she was p~~~ed when she found the underwear package in the trash, accusing me of f~~~ing some neighbor for the money. yep, she went through the trash before it hit the curb. Welcome to my s~~~ vortex.

1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first. 2) Dinner will be on the table when I get home from the bar. 3) She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning. 4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM. 5) She will ensure that the grass is mowed and/or the driveway is shoveled at all times. 6) I demand sex upon my command at all times! 7) She will wash and wax my car every weekend. 8) She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop at the dollar store! I still don’t understand why they call me a prick?!

and yes you are a prick for laying out these expectations without giving us a clue this was all tongue in cheek.. A for effort, C for execution

its all good bro, relax

[Anonymous 7]

Either Tuna OR sarcasm.
Way I read it was he was reversing the roles of a demanding weemin and how utterly irrational they are. In other words, no matter how much you do for them they are never satisfied.

If not Tuna then a simple /s at the end will let us all in on the joke.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

I think OP is just being sarcastic.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Det45 wrote:

She will wash and wax my car every weekend.

Dude…come on…she needs to wash and wax more than your car…next time get a real negotiator

TUNA

[TicParticipant 4329]

this is stupid s~~~.

don’t play this troll’s game.

God bless peace and freedom.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Det45 wrote:

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick? The way I see it is I always take care of number one FIRST (ME)! Here’s what I expect: 1) It’s all about me when we have sex, she is only secondary if I don’t fall asleep first.

This is actually a very feminist thing to do, women should be glad.
When men are interested about women’s pleasure it’s because they’re egotistical bastards who want take pleasure by feeling almighty while making women reaching orgasm.
Use a translator with that
http://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2017/05/03/il-piacere-femminile-sempre-al-servizio-delluomo/3556104/
It’s based on a feminist study by the University of Michigan: men who are focused on giving sexual pleasure to women are the worst men.
A good man don’t care about her pleasure.

Det45 wrote:

4) I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM.

5 AM is too early, I wake up at 5,50 AM.
Then I use the fleshlight, because there’s no way that you’re going to have sex with a woman every morning.
Nor even the kings of the past could do it: they had harems because one woman wasn’t enough to provide such service all days.

Regarding the rest: MGTOW are against marriage contract and palimony contract (cohabitation), so you’re in the wrong place. The things that you want could be achieved just only through cohabitation or marriage contract.
I suggest to join a church and to hit on some old ladies, preferably rich widows.

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Det45 wrote:

I don’t know why women in my life keep telling me I’m a selfish prick?

Oh anyone can tell you that. It’s because women are enormously selfish themselves. Need a couple of examples? Here’s a banned Toyato commercial showing how p~~~ed off women gets when you buy yourself something with your own money from your hard work and labour.

One of them actually says it before taking baseball bat to his new car …. you’re “SO SELFISH!!!”

How do you like that, “You selfish prick”.

“Women in their hearts believe men are supposed to earn money so that she may spend it. If not in her husband’s lifetime – at any rate, after his death.”
– Schopenhauer

Still think you’re selfish? How about expecting someone to buy you a $25K engagement ring so that you will ALLOW her to ask for your permission to love you?

Det45 wrote:

• Dinner will be on the table when I get home
• She will have my clothes cleaned, pressed, and laid out every morning
• She will ensure that the grass is mowed and
• I demand sex upon my command at all times!
• She will be happy when I reward her by buying her a new broom and mop
• I will have my breakfast served in bed (her naked) every morning strictly at 5AM.

Well every man can certainly draft his own marriage contract.
And he is free to make & have the same kind of ridiculous expectations women do.

But you realize this is “men going their own way”. Right?
NOT “how to negotiate a marriage contract”.

/audio/womens-duties/

So telling a men’s forum what you expect, you’re probably laying it out for the wrong people.

I have written my own marriage contract before, and it was just as preposterous. When the topic of marriage came up, I handed it to her with a pen. Of course no woman in her right mind would sign such an agreement… but that was the whole idea.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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