ALPHABET SOUP

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Help, I’m in a loop
I don’t know what group
I’m supposed to be
Gender fluid
Androgyne
Or
Non-binary

I’m proud
Say it loud
I’m in a crowd

Waving a rainbow flag
Standing toe to toe
With men in drag

Wearing a c~~~ and ball
It’s all
C~~~ and bull
Can’t keep still because
My arseholes full

Want to be abused
Too confused to refuse
Previously went to
The boy loos
But now sit down to use

Wipe my sack and crack
With a fanny pack
I’m an alphabet soup
Having a panic attack

My closet relation
Can’t understand my sexual orientation
When I said
I prefer back-door penetration

Spend my days rioting for LGBT rights
Spend my nights
Adorning lacy tights

Dancing around in a woman’s gown
Tucking in my Penis
To make a Vulva
How vulgar!
Ready for an evening in town

The gay parades on show
Wank me off
Before you go go

Still don’t know
Who I am
Bi-curious
Cis gender
Or
Pan

It’s hard when your alphabet soup
Time to regroup

Thinks it’s more freeing becoming
A genderless being

Sick of this flaccid farce
Rather p~~~ through the arse…..

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

The last paragraph was an extract from “Unwelcome Member”(2018) kindly used courtesy of Combover productions.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Want to be abused
Too confused to refuse
Previously went to
The boy loos
But now sit down to use

Laughing my butt off on this. Great job.

Witty fvcker.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Want to be abusedToo confused to refusePreviously went toThe boy loosBut now sit down to use

Laughing my butt off on this. Great job.
Witty fvcker.

Howdy Cowboy. How’s it collapsing in 32degrees Dallas. Hope those AA f~~~ers are drinking water only?

[bladeParticipant]

Alphabet soup sounds like my brain at the moment.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Alphabet soup sounds like my brain at the moment.

Sort out your Hippocampus matey, keep the Limbic moist.
A Goose Shane Warne.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6408]

Seeing, daily, the current crop of pathos contemporary awalts that strut in public ..
I will put on blinders and simply go asexual. I have my books and music. grt poem.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

hmskl’d wrote:

Seeing, daily, the current crop of pathos contemporary awalts that strut in public ..I will put on blinders and simply go asexual. I have my books and music. grt poem.

Celebrate being celibate.
My large one is now only used for excreting waste matter.
Keep truncating the alphabet soups buddy!

[BubParticipant 1406]

Yes…

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Bub wrote:

Yes…

Is Right!

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