All Woman

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

What’s up buttercup
Your face, it’s about to erupt
It’s not my fault your spiritually bankrupt

Tummy tuck
Lips of a Duck
Can’t cook
Won’t suck
Best friends fakebook
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Push-up bra
Fake tan the colour of tar
Reality star that didn’t go far
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Shirk the housework
Wear a smirk when calling me a Berk
Fell in love on holiday with a Turk
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Twerk
In a dive with the hive
Use twenty sheets of roll
When wiping your front hole
And your behind
YEAH, ALL WOMAN

Everyday is time of the month
Lunch is a packet of monster munch
Your Mother is the head of the Ian Brady bunch
SHE’S ALL WOMAN

S~~~-tests
Tattooed breastS that look a mess
No fixed address
Limited foreplay caress
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Daddy issues
Crocodile tear tissues
Your no woman
And all cry

Nose piercing
Delicate flower in the shower
You can’t sing

I’m one fling away
From that telephone ring
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Hell hath no fury
Tell us another sob story
About you’re past abortion glory
All blob and gory
YOUR ALL WOMAN

Tell us
How you suck phallus
And swallow goo

Weight gain with a mullet mane
Is that allowed on the Slimming World menu?

Is there any room in that polluted tomb you call a womb
Or is it all doom and gloom?

Got rid of the kid
So you could sit about
Like a fat invalid

As you took the house from you’re spouse
And everything else

You were a good sport
Jumping about
In a Kangaroo court

Tore up that nisi decree with glee
And left no bargain plea

As I can see
Your the one for me

FATTY!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Herm you Potato Waffle.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Okay, I concede victory to Colin in masterful writing. That ones a birthday cake mate! A flamethrower foem!

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Agreed!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Okay, I concede victory to Colin in masterful writing. That ones a birthday cake mate! A flamethrower foem!

Who was I against?, me, myself, and I…….
Keep womanising those brown paper baggers matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

Agreed!

Cheer Mickey!
Keep us in the fruit-loop regarding you’re issues.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Whites of her eye, contrasts an enveloping ebony epidermis. Two moons floating above a night sea; Below, her pink canoe waiting for my Tree. Forbidden Nile, Peer-Amidst Denial.

Ya, a pink canoe sticky, too many Hailed aboard, now sinking. Taking on water at 30 Solar Spins, she’s in Heat again, Pigs in a Pin, splattered mud stink, She’s selling purple drink.

Compelled and gave her my number, but she belongs to another. A tempest forming, sullen green sky scalped waves of a Tiger’s libido. A pink negress torpedo flamingo! Legs shaking, my mind capitulated.

Steamed soap, shaved genitalia warfare. Rolling Cambodian Style, merciless and reckless LUST. Surrender to the Gravity. She aint no Lady! Applied the tapeworm voluntarily. The unreasonable sacrifice to be Front Slugged. Her front hole plunged… what the hell am I getting myself into?!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you Potato Waffle.

You pumpkin hamburger.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Whites of her eye, contrasts an enveloping ebony epidermis. Two moons floating above a night sea; Below, her pink canoe waiting for my Tree. Forbidden Nile, Peer-Amidst Denial.
Ya, a pink canoe sticky, too many Hailed aboard, now sinking. Taking on water at 30 Solar Spins, she’s in Heat again, Pigs in a Pin, splattered mud stink, She’s selling purple drink.
Compelled and gave her my number, but she belongs to another. A tempest forming, sullen green sky scalped waves of a Tiger’s libido. A pink negress torpedo flamingo! Legs shaking, my mind capitulated.
Steamed soap, shaved genitalia warfare. Rolling Cambodian Style, merciless and reckless LUST. Surrender to the Gravity. She aint no Lady! Applied the tapeworm voluntarily. The unreasonable sacrifice to be Front Slugged. Her front hole plunged… what the hell am I getting myself into?!

Young trepidant, take heed of the decadent delicacies need to chase moonbeams…..or so it seems.
By any means, breach with caution as a Caucasian on this occasion.
I would however, teach persuasion in beseeching a filly of such sensation

Up to you Cowboy!
Just remember, there is a ploy to merely use your member as a toy. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED(hopefully never scorned)

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you Potato Waffle.

You pumpkin hamburger.

What are you feeding that belly today. More oversized fat ridden food from Piggly Wiggly’s no doubt.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

Nice poem colin. Possibly a bit long. A trim to the best stuff would make it a real corker.

I certainly don’t fancy yours based on that little account.

Might even skip having a wank tonight.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Im going to fvck a black chick, MAYBE… It will be the first time my ivory ice breaker has broached black water. Hopefully Im not sunk. I will keep you all informed of developments. Playing hard to get right now! (obviously full of myself) LOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Nice poem colin. Possibly a bit long. A trim to the best stuff would make it a real corker.
I certainly don’t fancy yours based on that little account.
Might even skip having a wank tonight.

Thanks Mr Branch.
She is not mine, she is/has been/will be all ours.
I had a chop earlier. “Black Patrol” on Red Tube.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im going to fvck a black chick, MAYBE… It will be the first time my ivory ice breaker has broached black water. Hopefully Im not sunk. I will keep you all informed of developments. Playing hard to get right now! (obviously full of myself) LOL

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im going to fvck a black chick, MAYBE… It will be the first time my ivory ice breaker has broached black water. Hopefully Im not sunk. I will keep you all informed of developments. Playing hard to get right now! (obviously full of myself) LOL

Once you’ve had black bareback in the sack, you will never go back to dogging in a anorak.
Be careful of her Father. Probably some chief tribesman looking for Gold in a baldies dome.
Wear a hat on you’re top head matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

If given the chance, Im rolling the dice, injected sperm all the way bro. LOL. Im a Christian and dont believe in condoms.

In all seriousness, remember Matrix’s thread the other day about MGTOW being the CURE?

Its true, MGTOW is the CURE, but also, to Colin’s point, so is PORN!

They tried to set me up with a CHinese girl… the cure was Jap Porn on Pornhub… 12 hours later, my sack still bone dry, I couldnt care less about that cute Chinese girl…

I just need to watch some Black Porn and forget about this Ugandan Negress Siren Harpie Witch before she gets pregnant or makes a phone call.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

If given the chance, Im rolling the dice, injected sperm all the way bro. LOL. Im a Christian and dont believe in condoms.
In all seriousness, remember Matrix’s thread the other day about MGTOW being the CURE?
Its true, MGTOW is the CURE, but also, to Colin’s point, so is PORN!
They tried to set me up with a CHinese girl… the cure was Jap Porn on Pornhub… 12 hours later, my sack still bone dry, I couldnt care less about that cute Chinese girl…
I just need to watch some Black Porn and forget about this Ugandan Negress Siren Harpie Witch before she gets pregnant or makes a phone call.

I will give you Atlantic butterb~~~~ credit, good c~~~ gobblers. Nina Hartley is a personal favourite.
Yeah, “Let me see that ass again”

I had/have a friend who got it on and fertilised a Chinese girl(met her in a mental institution). Last I saw of him, he had grown a scooby doo Goatee and was mumbling incoherently. Looks good in white though…….

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Herm you Potato Waffle.

You pumpkin hamburger.

What are you feeding that belly today. More oversized fat ridden food from Piggly Wiggly’s no doubt.

Reckon I’ll have some chili tonight when I get home. Maybe go out for c~~~tails and a steak tomorrow…….you science experiment gone horribly wrong.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

If given the chance, Im rolling the dice, injected sperm all the way bro. LOL. Im a Christian and dont believe in condoms.In all seriousness, remember Matrix’s thread the other day about MGTOW being the CURE?Its true, MGTOW is the CURE, but also, to Colin’s point, so is PORN!They tried to set me up with a CHinese girl… the cure was Jap Porn on Pornhub… 12 hours later, my sack still bone dry, I couldnt care less about that cute Chinese girl…I just need to watch some Black Porn and forget about this Ugandan Negress Siren Harpie Witch before she gets pregnant or makes a phone call.

I will give you Atlantic butterb~~~~ credit, good c~~~ gobblers. Nina Hartley is a personal favourite.Yeah, “Let me see that ass again”
I had/have a friend who got it on and fertilised a Chinese girl(met her in a mental institution). Last I saw of him, he had grown a scooby doo Goatee and was mumbling incoherently. Looks good in white though…….

LOL “Looks good in white though……”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

If given the chance, Im rolling the dice, injected sperm all the way bro. LOL. Im a Christian and dont believe in condoms.In all seriousness, remember Matrix’s thread the other day about MGTOW being the CURE?Its true, MGTOW is the CURE, but also, to Colin’s point, so is PORN!They tried to set me up with a CHinese girl… the cure was Jap Porn on Pornhub… 12 hours later, my sack still bone dry, I couldnt care less about that cute Chinese girl…I just need to watch some Black Porn and forget about this Ugandan Negress Siren Harpie Witch before she gets pregnant or makes a phone call.

I will give you Atlantic butterb~~~~ credit, good c~~~ gobblers. Nina Hartley is a personal favourite.Yeah, “Let me see that ass again”I had/have a friend who got it on and fertilised a Chinese girl(met her in a mental institution). Last I saw of him, he had grown a scooby doo Goatee and was mumbling incoherently. Looks good in white though…….

LOL “Looks good in white though……”

Glad you got the joke.
Nearly finished you’re office turd shift. Back home with the Armadillos and the scorched Tumbleweed.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

It was a good joke, nothing you dont write, doesnt go unnoticed.

office day ending here too in the scorcher Dallas asphalt melting hell… gonna change into shorts, hat and sunglasses and ride the bicycle 20 miles.

sideways trading today…. hoping for 4 o clock Yankee Dump to grow my cryptos

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