All six men attracted to feminists…

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I actually laughed out loud reading this headline from the Babylon Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-all-six-men-attracted-to-feminists-deeply-affected-by-sex-strike

U.S.—According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion
The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.

“While this sex strike was attempting to affect conservative men, in the end, it’s these six sensitive males who will suffer the most,” an APHA rep said. “Sebastien is particularly affected, as his girlfriend, Willow, had just come off a sex strike to save a rare species of field mouse in California. He was really looking forward to the end of the sex strike, but once Alyssa Milano and other pseudo-celebrities called for a new strike, he realized it was going to be a long summer.”

“Please keep all of these brave souls in your thoughts and vibes,” he added.

While it may surprise many to find out that some people are sexually attracted to feminists, there are at least five or six men in America at any given time who suffer from FA (feminist attraction). The condition is categorized as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association, along with people who are attracted to women in Uggs and those who are attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.

YMMV, but I really found it hilarious that the Bee had something to say.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Ogre wrote:

“Sebastien is particularly affected, as his girlfriend, Willow, had just come off a sex strike to save a rare species of field mouse in California.

okay full stop…. Willow? That is problem number one right there.

Once you catch a whiff of the feminist pheromone, causes insta-stiffy. I can relate…. Poor fella

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Babylon Bee is a satire news site Gravel.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Six frustrated feminist Manginas with no one to talk down to them and degrade them on their Saturday night date.

The World is a Cruel Cold Place!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

I did love the photos in the article. I actually think those guys who were randomly used for the photos had to be just the type to think a feminist was f~~~able.

You can imagine if the men of a couple of centuries ago could get in a time machine and see those guys they would be asking “is that a man?”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I hadn’t realized the men in Oregon were so far gone they were a parody of a beta cuck. Attracted to feminists, please.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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