Ahoy! Land Whales off the Starboard, Port, Bow and Stern

[Anonymous 11]

The average American woman now weighs as much as the average 1960s man

Just in case you thought it was you only imagining things. The solution, of course, is to make fat shaming a hate crime. We ‘Muricans are truly exceptional. This proves it.

[experiencedParticipant]

It’s the “Anti Sexual Market Value Chart” where the lines meet, we leave.

 

Valuewise on the Y axis.

 

166.25

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[leobez84Participant 124]

Screw trying to illegalize it, they should capitalize on fat shaming and make it an awareness month much like they do with women’s history now-a-days. To be fat is to hate your body. Exceptions can be made such as having an actual disease that impedes you from working out, a very long term injury that impedes workout functions, or child birth (temporarily). I am currently suffering through a long term injury and can’t wait to be able to do MMA and cycling again to cut that crap off.

[Anonymous 42]

“THE AVERAGE”, they don’t tell you the “EXTREMES”, they fail to mention that some women have become beefalo! SMALL CARS! If in some freak of nature a herd of all beefalo were to board an airliner, the tires would pop and the tail would drop to the tarmac, leaving the pilots unconscious with bumps on their heads…

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Tell me about it, was at Trader Joes yesterday and the land whales were out in full effect.

Then I go to gamestop to buy Mkx at the mall and there’s some fat bitch working who doesn’t know s~~~ bout games. That job should be given to a qualified male who loves gaming not some fat cow with an attitude.

 

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Anonymous 11]

Great point Tower.

The fat tails of that Bell Curve are well past Jaba the Hut spreading out like a giant blob of goo over the furniture and floor. Burning one after it dies could power a medium sized city for 8 hours. Land whales are a potential renewable energy source.

Soon the only non-fat women left will be the crack whores. You killed me with beefalo.

[chirParticipant]

TooT!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[FreeGhostSpectator 318]

Just read a story about a pillsbury doughwoman being declined a helicopter ride because she was over 300lbs. She then took her anger to social media. Both laughed and cried after that read.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

To compare American women and whales is insulting to real whales. One is a gentle giant who has a lot weight for a reason. The other is an angry creature who has weight because they are lazy. One makes you sad when you see them on the beach. The other makes you want to vomit.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[LosPukeParticipant 514]

I agree with Durden.  What have whales done to us for us to take liberty of insulting them?

 

RoyDal, I’ve always been amazed at large aircraft (747, C5, A380) with their ability to leave the ground.  However, I am awestruck by the power of the scooters at WalMart.  Holy S~~~!  How the f~~~ does it even move with that monstrosity on it?!?!

 

Thanks for the entertainment, guys!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Durden wrote:

To compare American women and whales is insulting to real whales.

I call them “ham beasts”.

[Chuck WowParticipant 141]

Just got back from Thailand and shagged 13 different women in 10 days…one of them 4 times and two others twice. The biggest was 110 lbs and (avg was around 95 lbs), none older than 26 yrs, and all were so sweet and kind. Western women are generally the most repulsive creatures on earth.

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