Adventures of Facef~~~

[Darth TyrannusParticipant 349]

So got an interesting message from a woman claiming to be interested in a “long-term” relationship. I find it humorous because do they honestly think that I am stupid or something? The game is something I don’t want to play and not interested in any relationship these days because of what I have to lose, and hearing stories on this site gave me the no thank you mentality. Anyways she said “are you single” and it went as predicted i.e. she’s trying to hook me up so my message was “listen, I am not interested don’t care how hot you are or which qualities “possessed” good luck, no doubt there’s someone out there. I don’t know why am sharing this stuff and would put screenshots (don’t think you can) but hell this site is one few that I am actually comfortable with you know.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

Did she try to get your credit card numbers?

#MANOUT

[Darth TyrannusParticipant 349]

No, but she was saying “cos i am on here seeking for a long term relationship with right man” after I said “does it matter” when she asked if I was single. We know what those code words are and if I never met the person, I immediately do not trust them for good reasons.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

the road wrote:

Did she try to get your credit card numbers?

lulz

[Anonymous 54]

Any woman that approaches you wants something.They do not approach you cause they have gifts and respect to offer you.

[Darth TyrannusParticipant 349]

Anonymous wrote:

Any woman that approaches you wants something.They do not approach you cause they have gifts and respect to offer you.

Boom bing called it.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

the road wrote:

Did she try to get your credit card numbers?

Even if she was 100% legit and wasn’t a credit card scammer…

…she was still a scammer.

That’s what LTR means: you pay for her s~~~ for many many years in exchange for nothing whatsoever, and what is that if not a scam?

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

It would be cheaper to give your bank account information to the nigerian prince who is going to wire you millions.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

“long term relationship with the right man” AKA can you provide me with a luxurious lifestyle ? She is looking for a guy who can take her on vacations, buy her a new automobile, take her out to her favorite restaurants. She’s seeking the life women were told they deserve for simply being born with a c~~~, not expecting the man to either say no thanks, or ask what she can offer in return.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

She’s after a living ATM, she needs a man to bankroll her ass. Long term relationship. Please.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous 11]

You should have lied about your massive amount of wealth and then stood her up.

I don’t know why people date stalk on CIAbook. I have a married female friend who does not post her relationship status. This blue pill creeper FB stalked her for months trying to get a date out of a damn married woman. I told her not to post her picture, but I think she simply just likes the attention.

I’m a gay widower in my profile. I only use it to keep in contact with my female family members. I post random unrelated things to to further f~~~ with their profile on me. I devote all of 5 minutes and decreasing a week to it. I’m training all of my relatives to SMS text me then I’m gone.

I might switch to a trans oak tree just for kicks.

[OldBillParticipant]

Do yourself a favor and get off Facebook.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Darth TyrannusParticipant 349]

OldBill wrote:

Do yourself a favor and get off Facebook.

Good point, it’s a mere distractions anyways and well…
certainly not going to help with the 5 college courses this semester.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Darth Tyrannus wrote:

Good point, it’s a mere distractions anyways and well…
certainly not going to help with the 5 college courses this semester.

Recent college grad: I got through all of school (engineering) without using Facebook. Many times people tried to pressure me into it; I resisted, and got through okay (with honors!).

(Okay, well not entirely true. I had a throwaway Facebook account for the brief time I tried Tinder, which I regret)

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[ExpendableYouthParticipant 381]

Run……Hit “Block”. Then, deactivate your account.

I have some funny FakeBook stories, I had posted one situation a week ago or so. I like the replies here: They don’t approach you unless they need something. Haha, bing bang boom— right on the money.

They LOVE the attention. Facebook in itself is addicting in a form to those that fall for that. You know the ones, they are telling you what “this one person said on Facebook”. The “OMG did you see that on Facebook, I cant believe he did that to her!” The “Ugh, why arent you on Facebook– are you anti-social or something? Everyone is using it now!”. The “I am going to post only what I WANT people to think about my life. My life is so awesome !!!!!(Secretly tells another man how UNHAPPY she is, reeling in yet another)”. The “So like, we are Facebook official now….see, it’s on our PROFILES AND IT’S STAYING THERE” The “Where are the good men gone?” poster at 3:13am. You know, those kinds of people.

Fakebook, indeed.

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