Adam and Eve

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Where was “Eden” Located at? I should be able to find all sorts of tree stumps, and so many other things that told of some kind of flood. Garden vegetation etc. And did the ark Burn down in the great Ark fire? How did Moses pay for all that wood and feed for the animals?

Wait, GOD can make SEA”S depart in half. But can’t help build a boat for the guy?

God puts 2 of the Dumbest , greenhorn people on earth.. Then goes, ALRIGHT BRO! Here is a woman. I f~~~ed her up good and proper for ya! ENJOY!

Builds the world, makes people. Plants a tree, Can’t put in safety Fence around tree. Budget Cuts?

So powerful, Knows all, Lets Satan f~~~ with his “Children”.

Guy who can make anything? God. He like you to Sacrifice Lambs. Goats. People.

Angels. F~~~ing ANGELS… That you can rape. So they can FLY. They can Cast Magic spells for f~~~s sakes. But Rape. No. THey can’t avoid that. GOd BLESS the lord of Feminism.

Having sex with your Dad is cool. Yup. Gods cool with that. You know. With all those men just going around rapeing everything. Why not have 2 horny women Get their DAD drunk enough to F~~~ them both. Get them prego, cuz. Ugh? Why? Oh yea, cuz dudes back then don’t know their daughters are f~~~ing them. SURE… I BELIEVE!!!

God tells you to Multiply, then when you do? He burns your town to the ground? WUT? Birth control was NOT invented back then. SO what the f~~~ is up with that? Was it San Francisco Gay? Or lady Boy Singapore Gay? The world may NEVER know..

PENIS ENVY. In the BIBLE. Gee, I wonder who put that in there.

Let’s Play Jesus says. Jesus can f~~~ing MAKE FISH. Bread. And do all sorts of cool stuff. And make water come out of nowhere. Can BLOW up statues, set fire to s~~~. But for some ODD reason, Health care plans Require you to see god 2.0, and then and ONLY then are you healed? Wait. What about everyone else?

1000,2000, 3000, 5000 years ago. Still no mention of that dude in ANY other texts besides the places that are Landlocked. That’s weird? You would think that China and India would have a whole SCORE of bibles. But for some Weird reason. No mention of they guy. Hmm.

Black People were in Egypt. Why the f~~~ did they not go, “Damn, god is SUPER! LET’S ALL BE CHRISTIANS! Wait. No mention of him down there either.

So there was one god. But he said different s~~~ to Mohammed, and Jesus too. Oh and the Greeks had their own system. How ODD???

GOd Message to his people. BRB my children.

BTW. None of those “Miracles” Work.

THe most epic creator of the Universe. But.. gets p~~~ed when people build skyscrapers? Throws a Bitch Fit. Instead of talking to these folks, this dude goes, ALRIGHT BITCHES, SPEAK IN TONGUES! (percy would do this line justice) So he can Magicly Morph your brain, insert code and knowledge, but. When happens to only do this kind of s~~~ when GOD is P~~~ED about something?

Thou shall not kill. But sacrifices? DC al fine.

GOd has people write s~~~ down for him. He can make s~~~ happen on stone tablets. But, the printing press? Maybe a nice Bounded book? Na. You have to write these lesson down over time. Cuz? REasons.

Gods cool with Slavery. Alrighty then.

No other god before him.. Can’t do s~~~ about the gods before him. No place in Egypt that I know of has these accounts recorded. I don’t even know if they are in the Koran. Weird. But hey, God err.. Humans get lazy to write down stuff I am sure.

GOd the creator of humans. Does not care about ones outside a particular geographic area. Odd.. But hey, maybe he was late for a flight or something.

Jesus. Such a cool dude. But sins of man? This GOD of ours killed WAY more people. Even Children. DId he die for HIS SINS? We are all born with SIN. So, WHY? Are you telling me GOD is a sinner as well? And so is Jesus?

How the HELL was MARY a Virgin? I thought her ass was married? Are you telling me People did not f~~~ their wives back in the old days? Weird!!!

God likes to s~~~ test you. So he tells you to go kill your son. Okay!

GOd tells Jews to Larp off a part of their dick? Wut? Why? Did GOD not make you Perfect? I don’t get it? SO when god comes down, the Jews don’t think he is god? Hugh? How?

GOD or Jesus has to get into trade deals to free people from slavery. But then .. Well you know. ITS ONLY FOR HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE. Wut? Are other people not CHOSEN?

GOD is a REAL asshole. And btw? If people lived so long back then, why don’t we have any PROOF of this?

969 years for Methuselah instead of 96 years? Show me ONE human being that ever lived over 200 years. And you can tell today thanks to Science. So, kind of odd right there. But hey, you know. Mistakes happen. I am sure humans and Dinosaurs were real. But… You know. Kind of more then 2000, 5000, years old. Hell. Hindu’s have been keeping records for the past 15,ooo years.

Jesus was a shapeshifter?

Even the timeline of the bible and events we know about do not line up.

Point? It’s a warning label. And as far as I know, there was some kind of missing link 80,000 years ago. Well, Alpha Centauri is not to far away.

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