A trip to Cabellas

[joetechParticipant]

So, a guy walks into Cabellas sporting goods and explains to a clerk that he’s planning a hiking/camping trip in the Cascade Mountains of the northwest. He is immediately shown a bear repellent kit. The package contains a necklace with a bell attached and a can of pepper spray. The customer inquires, “So, how does this work?”
The clerk explains, “Well, bears are afraid of people. If you wear this bell around your neck, the bear will hear you coming and run away when he hears the bell ringing. If you come up over a rise and startle a bear, you can spray it with this pepper spray. It’s important to be able to recognize when you’re in bear country.”
“How do you do that?” the customer asks.
“Well”, the clerk responds, “If you see a tree with fur on the bark that means a bear has been scratching his back on it. Another way to tell you’re in bear territory is to be able to recognize bear droppings. You see, black bears like to eat roots and berries, so their droppings contain berry pits and have a strong, pungent odor.”
“What about grizzly bears?” the customer asks.
The clerk replies, “Grizzly bear droppings contain little bells and smell like pepper.”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 6]

Hey if your going to Cabela’s, pick me up a new fishing rod and some bullets. Winchester.308 cabliber if they got them.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I got your bear repellent right here

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I was just at the Cabela’s outside of Phoenix today. Meh. I prefer Bass Pro Shops.

[Anonymous 14]

Stargazer wrote:

I was just at the Cabela’s outside of Phoenix today. Meh. I prefer Bass Pro Shops.

I finally got a Bass Pro Shop within reasonable driving distance recently, and it is incredible. I pop half a chubby whenever I even think about making a trip out there.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

A couple was going camping in the woods.
The park ranger told them to be aware of bears nearby, know safety rules and understand the difference between Grizzly and Black Bears.

How do I tell the difference?
If you climb a tree, a black bear will climb after you.
Oh no!
If you climb that same tree, a grizzly will push it over.

The couple decided to stay in a hotel.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[bladeParticipant]

A MGTOW SHOW

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Grizzly Adams

MEMORIES !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Good one Joetech!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Yes. . .

Cabella’s

Where real men shop for supplies to do manly things.

(Note: Cabella’s does not carry any skydiving or BASE jumping gear)

Back to those tents!

Get some sleep and be well rested for pulling fish out of their homes with advanced rods while drinking PBR and Busch beer.

And don’t forget the overpriced camo wear.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Cabella’s
The place I go for all the over priced tacticool gear I dont need.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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