A shortage of chocolate.

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/11629757/Is-the-world-really-running-out-of-chocolate.html

On the radio the announcer said that toblerone chocolate is going to have a change to decrease the amount of chocolate in their bars from the regular triangles into a slimmer peak or something.

At first I thought that the announcer is pulling s~~~ out of his ass, because of the fact that this sort of sounded like a satire joke article to me. But nope, it’s real.

I’m having issues posting a link to new york times for some reason. It’s coming up as a screenshot. Well, you may have to left click it, and open a new tab to get the article.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[HitmanParticipant]

Fat Women Are To Blame!
They did it. .
They finally did it. .
They ATE it ALL! !!!!

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

I wouldn’t be surprised, If that was the case. That was also my first guess.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[HitmanParticipant]

I’ve seen it..
Obese women eating chocolate ice cream, lots of it..all at once.
It’s horrorific..The glutinous beasts consuming a pound or two in one shot.
Brrrrrr…
Must not think of it. .
Must not think of it. .

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Female panic

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[RoyDalParticipant]

Maybe they can make a synthetic chocolate from an oil refinery byproduct or something. The land whales won’t care much, to hazard a guess.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

RoyDal wrote:

Maybe they can make a synthetic chocolate from an oil refinery byproduct or something. The land whales won’t care much, to hazard a guess.

well nutella is one option since that’s just a hazelnut spread.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

We are eventually gonna have to replace gold with chocolate once the fatties consume most of the coco supply by the year 2030.

So lets stock up on hersey’s and invest in hersey’s stock so we can artifically inflate the prices via ebay and make millons off of it since what is worth 89 cents today will become hundreds if not thousands tomorrow if kept under the right conditions.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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