A Pumpkin's Guide to Keeping Her Beta Feeling Inferior

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Because we all know that the key to control is making sure the pawn loses all sense of self worth.

01: Let beta know that your girlfriend’s husbands are buying nicer and bigger houses for them. After all, your vagina deserves that too.

02: Tell him about the Chads that flirt with you at the gym. And start hiding your phone to maximize the effect of him being jealous.

03: During the sex you unwillingly give him once a month to ensure he will continue paying the bills – Just lay motionless and uninterested while acting like you are doing him a favor.

04: Remind him that he should be making more money and that although he is working 58-60 hours a week, he wouldn’t have to if he got promoted to a better position.

05: Show him pics of all of the vacations that your girlfriends are posting on Facebook and then act sad that you are not also on vacation. It will activate his slave / provider wiring and cause him to take you on another trip.

06: Stop sucking his dick approximately 90 days after the wedding. (save that stuff for Chad) – He will wonder what he did wrong and spend years trying to win his blow jobs back.

[Anonymous 42]

7. Let her go f~~~ a horse if that’s what she desires! Not my problem, I’m not her husband or her Chad! I have something priceless! SOVEREIGNTY!

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

I shudder at the truth in your list. Smash pumpkins, melt snowflakes, and throw cupcake in the waste recepticle. Youll never be enough for her, but you can be more than enough for yourself and thensome. Be as awesome or as ordinary as you want to be, who is some c~~~ to judge your worth?

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

S~~~ test after s~~~ test…Now they are covered in s~~~…Thats what their vag smells like now…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Perfect list. You described it to a tee. Anyone seen that TV miniseries Fargo? The bitch getting whacked with a hammer after saying things just like that was the best part.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 14]

I have had ex girlfriends do all of this and much more… It mostly comes from their own insecurity and manipulative behavior that arises from it. Word to the wise; The only two correct responses to s~~~ tests are to either A) Ignore. or B) Walk away. Whatever you do do not behave differently, and do not stick around for more bulls~~~ if your not behaving differently is not acceptable.

[MeshakParticipant 280]

When married, five that were used on me:

1. Blowjobs: Uuuuhggg. I don’t like doing that. She sure as hell did before we married.
2. After she has her orgasm: Aren’t you done yet?
3. Many times: All you think about it sex. Well if if I could get laid more than once a month, that would probably go away.
4. Several occasions after kissing her neck when she was working in the kitchen: Don’t paw me.
5. During discussion when I’m trying to figure out what we need to do to get back on track:
Sex is just not a priority for me. No f~~~ing s~~~, I figured that out on our wedding night.

FFS…it was a long ride. Glad it’s over.

Meshak

[Anonymous 18]

Sky-O wrote:

key to control is making sure the pawn loses all sense of self worth

Social convention has it that minimizing a man’s worth and true potential is key to maximizing her own strategies when it comes to bucking beta.

I would argue, however, that a man that is supreme beta/simp/blue piller in a relationship never had true self-worth to end a relationship that challenges and degrades his core beliefs.

It is likelier he was always invested in finding a slave-master in order to give up on life and resign his hopes and dream to burden a woman’s demanding lifestyle.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Just want to add:

A fundamental axiom of Pumpkin philosophy –

Beta must be monogamous. Worship Pumpkin’s hole. Direct any and all effort (including money & resources) to the maintainance of the relationship. And sacrifice his life goals, dreams and aspirations at the altar of Pumpkin’s narcissistic whims & wishes.

Whereas Pumpkin should be allowed to ride as many Chads as she can secure in her quest for c~~~ acquisition. Live the life of a child with no responsibilities or reciprocation within her relationship with beta. And feed parasitically off of beta, while maintaining the option of devaluing & discarding him, if or when she finds a beta with more money and / or a guy that induces greater tingles than current Chads that are used by her to reach her orgasmic potential.

[Anonymous 11]

I think you’ve nailed exactly what a beta must do to get a pumpkin to drop a smidgen of attention his pussy begging way.

You made me spit beer through my nose! Asshole 😉

Meshak wrote:

2. After she has her orgasm: Aren’t you done yet?

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I will concur that that sucks badly. It still beats being a two pump chump though.

[TwistParticipant]

Otherwise know as Dread game.

Designed to make you feel like s~~~. So – revisit that recent sage advice – one chance per life.

Done.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

1.Make you fix broken s~~~ and complain that you are not doing it right…
2. Throws tantrums when she cant buy what she wants so you have to adjust your budget to get them.
3. Makes you sleep on the couch for not figuring out what you did wrong..
4. Giving you the cold shoulder for something you did in her dream…
5. She says you cheated or broke her trust because her “female” instincts told her so…
6. She can have girls night and allowed to have fun, while you having fun means to her that you dont enjoy her company.
7. Because the advice of interfering MIL is golden than you who have planned and plotted the course of your family.
8. She complains about a situation and makes you come up with a solution that she shoots down one by one because it is not the correct solution she has already decided on…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Meshak wrote:

Sex is just not a priority for me. No f~~~ing s~~~, I figured that out on our wedding night.

So did I, and have spent a decade trying to fulfill every stupid wish she had so I could make it a priority again. But then I took the red pill and stopped giving a f~~~.
NOW sex is once again a high priority for her, in a typical effort to keep me on the plantation.
But, now she can F~~~ AN EMPTY CHAIR, because I am GMOW.

Excellent post!

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Flashbacks. I’m having flashbacks!
I bought into the “You should be making more money” bulls~~~. Constant nagging. Nothing is ever enough in a marriage.

NerdTunneler wrote:

8. She complains about a situation and makes you come up with a solution that she shoots down one by one because it is not the correct solution she has already decided on…

That never f~~~ing ended. The constant requirement that you be a mind reader.

NerdTunneler wrote:

5. She says you cheated or broke her trust because her “female” instincts told her so…

I used to get “The intuition” card played all the time. We had to do something because her intuition said so. Her intuition was always f~~~ing wrong just like most female “instincts” are wrong. S~~~ test after s~~~ test after s~~~ test after s~~~ test. Never f~~~ing ended.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

Not a native English speaker here, i got a bit confused with ‘Pumpkin’.
Your nickname does not contain ‘Pumpkin’, what’s that mean? all i know that it is a fruit.
An explanation would be appreciated.

I would like to add one.
– If any of those point do not working, expect him to be a mind reader which he is not a telepath but this will work because if he said that he cannot do it, simply reply you don’t understand me, and just keep quiet for a week until you give him a hint about what you wanted and he will rushed like a horse to do your bidding.

*I didn’t realized SESQUI already talk about mind reading. Cheers bro.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Klaus Windamier wrote:

Not a native English speaker here, i got a bit confused with ‘Pumpkin’.
Your nickname does not contain ‘Pumpkin’, what’s that mean? all i know that it is a fruit.
An explanation would be appreciated.

I would like to add one.
– If any of those point do not working, expect him to be a mind reader which he is not a telepath but this will work because if he said that he cannot do it, simply reply you don’t understand me, and just keep quiet for a week until you give him a hint about what you wanted and he will rushed like a horse to do your bidding.

*I didn’t realized SESQUI already talk about mind reading. Cheers bro.

It (Pumpkin) is a blue pill term of endearment. Something a blue piller might call his girl when engaging in baby talk etc. (shudder)

Pumpkin, snugglebunny, babycakes etc.

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

It (Pumpkin) is a blue pill term of endearment. Something a blue piller might call his girl when engaging in baby talk etc. (shudder)

Pumpkin, snugglebunny, babycakes etc.

Thank you for the explanation, Pedal. I appreciate it.

[WolverineParticipant 90]

My personal terms of endearment were saggyt~~~, tunacrotch, stubbylegs, stinkybutt, bitchyho, cummyface, blimpybutt, and bitchyface.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

Rule #9 Trust your gut, probie.

Rule #10 Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Ghost!

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

#10

Ask beta how many girls he’s been with sexually. Make sure you bring up the topic. Then lie to him about how many men you have been with.

#11

After having approximately 20-50 different c~~~s, explain in a condescending tone to beta that the sex with previous men didn’t mean anything because you weren’t “In Love” with them. Sex with 20-50 guys in the past was meaningless, and Pumpkin should never be judged by her past actions. Explain to beta that you’ve had three ways, four ways, and have been banged in front of other people. And when beta tries to talk about having a three way with you, tell him “I’m not like that anymore.”

#12

If you and beta run into a previous Chad, DO NOT tell beta that you and Chad used to f~~~ like pornstars.

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