A New Metal.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

A friend of mine has called my attention to A New Metal that has been added to Chemistry:

*
Name: WIFE
Symbol: Wf
Atomic mass: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties:
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties:
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It’s highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if it sees you with any element similar to itself!
*

Has any other scientist here come across this metal?

Is the description above accurate?

More contributions are welcome. Lol

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Anonymous 42]

Mantronium240 is the most precious metal on earth and MGTOW are the only ones that realize it!

Femiculite30 has a speedy atomic decay, it steals electrons from any mantronium240 source it cums into c~~~act with! Leaving behind the unusable inert isotope mangina90.

Preserving your Mantronium240 stockpile is paramount above all else! Any Femuculite30 contamination will immediately halt your Mantronium240 breeder reactor stopping the miraculous process of creating the most valuable element on earth!

Mantronium240 FIXES EVERYTHING!

[AwakenedParticipant 35216]

Physical Properties:

-UNPREDICTABLE– VERY BITTER if Mishandled or Treated Very well

-“Appears” to Melt if treated with “LOVE”, but this is “Love” is in direct proportion to the Host’s Utility, Cash and Prizes

Occurrence:

HIGHLY Attracted to I-phones, Fakebook etc.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Good stuff fellas! I actually thought this was gonna be a literal discovery, but hey I got informed all right!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Great analogy, Tower. I like the wordplay too.

Awakened wrote:

“Appears” to Melt if treated with “LOVE”, but this is “Love” is in direct proportion to the Host’s Utility, Cash and Prizes

Nice one, Awakened. I was thinking along that line also. I just couldn’t put it well in words the way you did.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

These things went around college 2x years ago, but it never clicked. Now it is God’s truth.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Author]

Posts