A Man Marries His Smartphone

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

In Las Vegas, a man marries his smartphone. As ridiculous and strange as it is, it’s got to be better than marrying a woman.

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[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

better than marrying a woman but as stupid as a woman marrying herself.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The idiot just fvcked himself out of an upgrade.

Well at least the divorce will be cheap.
About $199? If he signs again for another 2 years.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Keymaster wrote:

The idiot just fvcked himself out of an upgrade.

Well at least the divorce will be cheap.
About $199? If he signs again for another 2 years.

That’s what I was thinking. I mean, if you’re gonna marry an object, marry something that’s gonna last. Like a classic truck. At least then, you can improve it all you want. Ha.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 2]

He’ll probably end up paying alimony to Siri.

[Executor MaxwellParticipant 591]

uchibenkei wrote:

better than marrying a woman but as stupid as a woman marrying herself.

Now now. Those women spend 10s of thousands of dollars or more on those ridiculous spectacle. They drag their mothers, farther and friends in to the ceremony and go though massive expensive photo taking of the whole ordeal wasting tons of resources all because it’s “her day”.

This guy just drove over from LA for it $40 in gas and a $60 Vegas minister fee and he was done. So about a hundred bucks all in all. Even if he was doing something just as silly I wouldn’t call it as stupid since he was still sensible enough to budget his absurdity well.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

The idiot just fvcked himself out of an upgrade.

Well at least the divorce will be cheap.
About $199? If he signs again for another 2 years.

Ya know, KM, this is a great analogy for marriage to a woman. You f~~~ yourself out of upgrading to a better woman, the woman/ phone is not as nice as it used to be, is more rough around the edges. LOL. And a marriage contract is exactly that: a contract. It’s like a phone contract.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Anthony wrote:

if you’re gonna marry an object, marry something that’s gonna last.

Nothing tops this phone. Simplicity, reliability, longevity is insane on it. Thinking of it, AK Rifle would be a good marriage candidate in that case !

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[Anonymous 11]

If you’re stupid enough to marry a real woman, you’re married to her smartphone too. At least he knows there are no orbiters.

I don’t do phone contracts. Pre-paid all the way now. I’m actually quite impressed with the performance of $50 class smartphones these days. I had someone recently ask me why I don’t have a case for my phone. I told her the case costs more than my phone, and I don’t give a f~~~ what happens to a $50 phone as I’ll have a replacement w/in one hour.

I’m a smartphone Chad.

@FullMetal: Those old school Nokias were solid as granite. It’s a travesty what Microsoft did to that company.

[AttonParticipant]

It should have been legally recognized a man and machine are one.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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